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> [There's no such thing as advice to the lovelorn. If they took advice, they wouldn't be lovelorn. You see, advice and lovelorn don't go together. Because advice makes love sound like some sort of cognitive activity, but we know that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fran-lebowitz/there-s-no-such-thing-as-advice-to-the-lovelorn-if-they-took-advice/)

[Fran Lebowitz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/fran-lebowitz/)

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> [There's no such thing as advice to the lovelorn. If they took advice, they wouldn't be lovelorn.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fran-lebowitz/there-s-no-such-thing-as-advice-to-the-lovelorn-if-they-took-advice-2/)

[Fran Lebowitz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/fran-lebowitz/)

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