--- title: "3 Adult Quotes By R.S. Grey" description: "3 Adult quotes by R.S. Grey. Plus more from R.S. Grey and more Adult sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8e7/r-s-grey-17559_adult_i-didn-t-plan-to-be-this-dysfunctional-a_727370.jpg" --- > [“I didn't plan to be this dysfunctional at 27, but dysfunctionality has a way of creeping up on you. One second, you're…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-s-grey/i-didn-t-plan-to-be-this-dysfunctional-at-27-but-dysfunctionality-has/) [R.S. Grey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-s-grey/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8e7/r-s-grey-17559_adult_i-didn-t-plan-to-be-this-dysfunctional-a_727370.jpg) > [“He leans forward and presses a kiss to my cheek. It's so romantic and soft. I want to capture it in a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-s-grey/he-leans-forward-and-presses-a-kiss-to-my-cheek-it-s-so-romantic-and/) [R.S. Grey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-s-grey/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4ca/r-s-grey-17559_adult_he-leans-forward-and-presses-a-kiss-to-m_2005383.jpg) > [“Adorably dysfunctional twenty-something seeks handsome veterinarian. Serious offers only.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-s-grey/adorably-dysfunctional-twenty-something-seeks-handsome-veterinarian/) [R.S. Grey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-s-grey/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/80b/r-s-grey-17559_adult_adorably-dysfunctional-twenty-something_2859543.jpg) ## Other authors on Adult ## More by R.S. Grey > [“Sex. He wants lots and lots of blowjobs. Oh god, I’m starring in a low-rent porno. Or worse… He”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-s-grey/sex-he-wants-lots-and-lots-of-blowjobs-oh-god-i-m-starring-in-a-low/) [R.S. Grey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-s-grey/) > [“I was supposed to be Nancy Drew, and instead I was Nancy Draw-the-blinds-and-put-it-in-me. Wait, what?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-s-grey/i-was-supposed-to-be-nancy-drew-and-instead-i-was-nancy-draw-the/) [R.S. Grey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-s-grey/) > [“I like a girl with baggage, Abby Mae. Keeps things interesting.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-s-grey/i-like-a-girl-with-baggage-abby-mae-keeps-things-interesting/) [R.S. Grey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-s-grey/) > [“I like a girl with baggage, Abby Mae. Keeps things interesting.” His comment was too much; it stripped away my normal sarcastic responses. I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-s-grey/i-like-a-girl-with-baggage-abby-mae-keeps-things-interesting-his/) [R.S. Grey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-s-grey/) > [“It was the feeling you get when you fall face first into bed after a long day. That’s what being near Beck felt like.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-s-grey/it-was-the-feeling-you-get-when-you-fall-face-first-into-bed-after-a/) [R.S. Grey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-s-grey/) > [“I can’t help but feel a kinship with Sirius Black—except instead of being locked away with thousands of soul-sucking dementors, I’ve only got one,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-s-grey/i-can-t-help-but-feel-a-kinship-with-sirius-black-except-instead-of/) [R.S. Grey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-s-grey/) > [“Haven’t either of you been with someone you’re so attracted to you can hardly stand it?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-s-grey/haven-t-either-of-you-been-with-someone-you-re-so-attracted-to-you/) [R.S. Grey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-s-grey/) > [“I didn't plan to be this dysfunctional at 27, but dysfunctionality has a way of creeping up on you. One second, you're 22, wrapping…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-s-grey/i-didn-t-plan-to-be-this-dysfunctional-at-27-but-dysfunctionality-has/) [R.S. Grey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-s-grey/) > [“Dude! If you scream in my ear again I will punch you in the uterus.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-s-grey/dude-if-you-scream-in-my-ear-again-i-will-punch-you-in-the-uterus/) [R.S. Grey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-s-grey/) > [“More than Peanut M&Ms,”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-s-grey/more-than-peanut-m-ms/) [R.S. Grey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-s-grey/) > [“He bent down so I could hear him over the music. "What are you doing here?" he asked with a hard tone. Okay. Not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-s-grey/he-bent-down-so-i-could-hear-him-over-the-music-what-are-you-doing/) [R.S. Grey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-s-grey/) > [“on my cell phone, telling me about a housewarming party, but”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-s-grey/on-my-cell-phone-telling-me-about-a-housewarming-party-but/) [R.S. Grey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-s-grey/) > [“Because he’s the love of my life. And he’s my dog. Well,”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-s-grey/because-he-s-the-love-of-my-life-and-he-s-my-dog-well/) [R.S. Grey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-s-grey/) > [“His cologne was practically hijacking my ovulation cycle and I had to fight the urge to let my face collapse onto his shirt and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-s-grey/his-cologne-was-practically-hijacking-my-ovulation-cycle-and-i-had-to/) [R.S. Grey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-s-grey/) > [“Kinsley, I'v never liked any girl more than I like M&Ms." "Am I getting close?" I joked. "I'd say I like you more than…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-s-grey/kinsley-i-v-never-liked-any-girl-more-than-i-like-m-ms-am-i-getting/) [R.S. Grey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-s-grey/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/adult/r-s-grey/#itemlist", "name": "3 Adult Quotes By R.S. 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