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title: "2 Adult Distract Quotes by 1 author"
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> [“Every gathering has its moment. As an adult, I distract myself by trying to identify it, dreading the inevitable downsing that is sure to follow.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-sedaris/every-gathering-has-its-moment-as-an-adult-i-distract-myself-by/)

[David Sedaris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-sedaris/)

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> [Every gathering has its moment. As an adult, I distract myself by trying to identify it, dreading the inevitable downswing that is sure to follow. The guests will repeat themselves one too many times, or you'll run out of dope…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-sedaris/every-gathering-has-its-moment-as-an-adult-i-distract-myself-by-2/)

[David Sedaris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-sedaris/)

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