--- title: "2 Adam and eve Quotes By Kimberly Derting" description: "2 Adam and eve quotes by Kimberly Derting. Plus more from Kimberly Derting and more Adam and eve sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fa5/kimberly-derting-2436_adam-and-eve_ewww-clair-shrieked-shoving-chelsea-away_137065.jpg" --- > [“Ewww!" Clair shrieked, shoving Chelsea away. "Get away from me!" "Leave her Alone Chels" Jules interupted, "or you're going to make her start on her "It's Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve" Speech”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kimberly-derting/ewww-clair-shrieked-shoving-chelsea-away-get-away-from-me-leave-her/) [Kimberly Derting](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kimberly-derting/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fa5/kimberly-derting-2436_adam-and-eve_ewww-clair-shrieked-shoving-chelsea-away_137065.jpg) > [“Yeah, Jules!" Chelsea said in a voice thick with envy. "Go away, you're making the rest of us look bad." She winked at Jule's date wickedly. "I bet you just want to eat her up, don't ya?" He stared at…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kimberly-derting/yeah-jules-chelsea-said-in-a-voice-thick-with-envy-go-away-you-re/) [Kimberly Derting](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kimberly-derting/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/912/kimberly-derting-2436_adam-and-eve_yeah-jules-chelsea-said-in-a-voice-thick_2669603.jpg) ## Other authors on Adam and eve - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b019/author-philip-pullman-75380.jpg) Philip Pullman 6 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/adam-and-eve/philip-pullman/) - [Mark Twain 6 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/adam-and-eve/mark-twain/) - [Roman Payne 5 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/adam-and-eve/roman-payne/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b020/author-richard-dawkins-78503.jpg) Richard Dawkins 5 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/adam-and-eve/richard-dawkins/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b015/author-kurt-vonnegut-58049.jpg) Kurt Vonnegut 5 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/adam-and-eve/kurt-vonnegut/) ## More by Kimberly Derting > [“If it makes you feel any better, he’s been all sad doll lately too.” “What are you talking about, Chels?” Chelsea stopped walking and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kimberly-derting/if-it-makes-you-feel-any-better-he-s-been-all-sad-doll-lately-too/) [Kimberly Derting](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kimberly-derting/) > [“One night, when Violet’s parents had gone out, he teased her about it, whispering against her throat, “I should probably be dating girls my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kimberly-derting/one-night-when-violet-s-parents-had-gone-out-he-teased-her-about-it/) [Kimberly Derting](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kimberly-derting/) > [“I just . . . I just wanted to make sure you were . . . okay.” He shoved away from the door as…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kimberly-derting/i-just-i-just-wanted-to-make-sure-you-were-okay-he-shoved-away-from/) [Kimberly Derting](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kimberly-derting/) > [“What are you doing here?" she asked as she slowed from a jog to a walk and placed her hands on her hips. It…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kimberly-derting/what-are-you-doing-here-she-asked-as-she-slowed-from-a-jog-to-a-walk/) [Kimberly Derting](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kimberly-derting/) > [“Hey, A-D-D,” she called out to Claire, “come over and try these on.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kimberly-derting/hey-a-d-d-she-called-out-to-claire-come-over-and-try-these-on/) [Kimberly Derting](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kimberly-derting/) > [“You even used to make up funny stories about those poor little lost creatures of yours. Remember Bob, the squirrel banker who forgot to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kimberly-derting/you-even-used-to-make-up-funny-stories-about-those-poor-little-lost/) [Kimberly Derting](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kimberly-derting/) > [“In the meantime, she and Jay sat shoulder to shoulder throughout the movie, and the warmth of his pressed up against her made it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kimberly-derting/in-the-meantime-she-and-jay-sat-shoulder-to-shoulder-throughout-the/) [Kimberly Derting](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kimberly-derting/) > [“She picked up a handheld grenade launcher, cradling it like a baby.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kimberly-derting/she-picked-up-a-handheld-grenade-launcher-cradling-it-like-a-baby/) [Kimberly Derting](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kimberly-derting/) > [“Ewww!" Clair shrieked, shoving Chelsea away. "Get away from me!" "Leave her Alone Chels" Jules interupted, "or you're going to make her start on…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kimberly-derting/ewww-clair-shrieked-shoving-chelsea-away-get-away-from-me-leave-her/) [Kimberly Derting](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kimberly-derting/) > [“I loved voices, I always had. Words held meaning, but voices held emotion.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kimberly-derting/i-loved-voices-i-always-had-words-held-meaning-but-voices-held-emotion/) [Kimberly Derting](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kimberly-derting/) > [“The sounds she heard bouncing off the walls around her were those of defeat.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kimberly-derting/the-sounds-she-heard-bouncing-off-the-walls-around-her-were-those-of/) [Kimberly Derting](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kimberly-derting/) > [“Jay’s mom was a lot of great things that Violet admired, technologically savvy was definitely not one of them. She was one of those…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kimberly-derting/jay-s-mom-was-a-lot-of-great-things-that-violet-admired/) [Kimberly Derting](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kimberly-derting/) > [“She slid a sideways glance in his direction, trying to figure out just what it was that was making her so . . .…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kimberly-derting/she-slid-a-sideways-glance-in-his-direction-trying-to-figure-out-just/) [Kimberly Derting](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kimberly-derting/) > [“He nudged her with his shoulder but didn’t say anything. They stayed like that for a while, enjoying the silence of being alone and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kimberly-derting/he-nudged-her-with-his-shoulder-but-didn-t-say-anything-they-stayed/) [Kimberly Derting](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kimberly-derting/) > [“Odd how somehow she'd once thought she hated had become such an integral part of her daily life. Like breathing.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kimberly-derting/odd-how-somehow-she-d-once-thought-she-hated-had-become-such-an/) [Kimberly Derting](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kimberly-derting/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/adam-and-eve/kimberly-derting/#itemlist", "name": "2 Adam and eve Quotes By Kimberly Derting", "numberOfItems": 2, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Ewww!\" Clair shrieked, shoving Chelsea away. \"Get away from me!\" \"Leave her Alone Chels\" Jules interupted, \"or you're going to make her start on her \"It's Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve\" Speech”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Kimberly Derting" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kimberly-derting/ewww-clair-shrieked-shoving-chelsea-away-get-away-from-me-leave-her/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fa5/kimberly-derting-2436_adam-and-eve_ewww-clair-shrieked-shoving-chelsea-away_137065.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fa5/kimberly-derting-2436_adam-and-eve_ewww-clair-shrieked-shoving-chelsea-away_137065.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fa5/kimberly-derting-2436_adam-and-eve_ewww-clair-shrieked-shoving-chelsea-away_137065.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Ewww!\" Clair shrieked, shoving Chelsea away. \"Get away from me!\" \"Leave her Alone Chels\" Jules interupted…” — Kimberly Derting", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Yeah, Jules!\" Chelsea said in a voice thick with envy. \"Go away, you're making the rest of us look bad.\" She winked at Jule's date wickedly. \"I bet you just want to eat her up, don't ya?\" He stared at Chelsea with bewilderment and glanced back at Jules for help. \"Just ignore her,\" Jules explained over the noise from the sound system. \"She doesn't get out much.\" Chelsea tried to look hurt by Jule's words, but she couldn't quite pull it off. \"I'm just sayin', Jules, he'd better watch his back tonight, or I might be trying to take you away from him.\" Chelsea loved to play the potentially bi-curious card, even though everyone knew she liked boys far too much to go to bat for the other team. \"Gross!\" cried Claire, who wasn't pretending at all. Claire hated it when the conversation deviated too far off her straight and narrow path. The operative word being straight. \"Don't worry, Claire-bear,\" Chelsea soothed condescendingly. \"I'm not going to hook up with Jules.\" She wrapped her arm around Claire's waist and then said suggestively in he ear, \"I'm much more likely to make a move on you.\" \" Eww! \" Claire shrieked, shoving Chelsea away. \"Get away from me!\" \"Leave her alone, Chels,\" Jules interrupted. \"Or you're gonna make her start her ' It's Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve' speech. And sorry, Claire, but none of us really want to hear that.\" Jay pulled Violet close to him as they listened to the familiar, playful bantering. He slid his arm around her waist from behind, and let his lips gently tease her earlobe while no one was paying attention to the two of them. Violet wanted to turn around right there, in his arms, and forget this whole dance thing altogether. \"Hey!\" Chelsea's voice interrupted them, and Violet jumped a little, realizing that everyone was staring at them. \"Did you hear me?\" Violet leaned forward on her crutches and away from Jay, still feeling bemused by the close and intimate contact. \"What?\" she asked, trying to focus on what had been said. \"I said, 'I gotta pee.' Let's go to the bathroom,\" Chelsea repeated as if Violet were some sort of imbecile, incapable of understanding normal human speech. \"Keep it up, Chels, and none of us is gonna want to hook up with you tonight,\" Violet promised jokingly. Chelsea grinned at Violet. \"I like the way you think, Violet Ambrose. Maybe you'll be the lucky girl I choose.' And then she turned to Jay. \"Don't worry, I've got her from here,\" Chelsea announced. Jules and Claire followed. Violet laughed and glanced back at him. \"I'll only be a few.\" Jay gave her a skeptical look that no one else would have even noticed, as he assessed the three girls who would be escorting Violet. And then he finally nodded. \"Okay, I'm gonna show these guys my car.\" He was beaming again. \"I'll be right outside, but I won't be long.\" Violet did her best to keep up with the trio ahead of her, but it was hard on one high heel and two crutches. Finally she yelled at them exasperatedly, \"If you guys don't wait, I'm not going!\" They all three stopped and turned around. 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