--- title: "3 Adam and eve Quotes By Bill Hicks" description: "3 Adam and eve quotes by Bill Hicks. Plus more from Bill Hicks and more Adam and eve sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b55/bill-hicks-970_adam_well-we-looked-at-all-the-people-in-the_261350.jpg" --- > [Well we looked at all the people in the Bible and we added 'em up all the way back to Adam and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/well-we-looked-at-all-the-people-in-the-bible-and-we-added-em-up-all/) [Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b55/bill-hicks-970_adam_well-we-looked-at-all-the-people-in-the_261350.jpg) > [I've learned a lot about women. I think I've learned exactly how the fall of man occured in the Garden of Eden.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/i-ve-learned-a-lot-about-women-i-think-i-ve-learned-exactly-how-the/) [Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4db/bill-hicks-970_adam-and-eve_i-ve-learned-a-lot-about-women-i-think-i_824220.jpg) > [“Fundamentalist Christianity: fascinating. These people actually believe that the world is twelve thousand years old. Swear to God. Based on what? I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/fundamentalist-christianity-fascinating-these-people-actually-believe/) [Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3d4/bill-hicks-970_adam-and-eve_fundamentalist-christianity-fascinating_1627199.jpg) ## Other authors on Adam and eve - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b019/author-philip-pullman-75380.jpg) Philip Pullman 6 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/adam-and-eve/philip-pullman/) - [Mark Twain 6 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/adam-and-eve/mark-twain/) - [Roman Payne 5 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/adam-and-eve/roman-payne/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b020/author-richard-dawkins-78503.jpg) Richard Dawkins 5 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/adam-and-eve/richard-dawkins/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b015/author-kurt-vonnegut-58049.jpg) Kurt Vonnegut 5 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/adam-and-eve/kurt-vonnegut/) ## More by Bill Hicks > [ I'll smoke, I'll cough, I'll get the tumors, I'll die, deal? Thank you America. \[salutes\] ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/i-ll-smoke-i-ll-cough-i-ll-get-the-tumors-i-ll-die-deal-thank-you/) [Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/) > [not all drugs are good.. some of them are great](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/not-all-drugs-are-good-some-of-them-are-great/) [Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/) > [If you don't think drugs have done good things for us, then take all of your records, tapes and CD's and burn them.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/if-you-don-t-think-drugs-have-done-good-things-for-us-then-take-all/) [Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/) > [I don't do drugs anymore... than, say, the average touring funk band.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/i-don-t-do-drugs-anymore-than-say-the-average-touring-funk-band/) [Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/) > [How many people disapprove of the job the Conservatives are doing? Seventy percent. Of those same people, how many will vote for them again?…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/how-many-people-disapprove-of-the-job-the-conservatives-are-doing/) [Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/) > [BTW A 24 week old embryo is not a human being. You're not a human being until you're in my phone book.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/btw-a-24-week-old-embryo-is-not-a-human-being-you-re-not-a-human/) [Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/) > [Christianity has a built-in defense system: anything that questions a belief, no matter how logical the argument is, is the work of Satan by…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/christianity-has-a-built-in-defense-system-anything-that-questions-a/) [Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/) > [I'm just trying to rid the world of all these fevered egos that are tainting our collective unconscious...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/i-m-just-trying-to-rid-the-world-of-all-these-fevered-egos-that-are/) [Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/) > [I was told when I grew up I could be anything I wanted: a fireman, a policeman, a doctor – even President, it seemed.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/i-was-told-when-i-grew-up-i-could-be-anything-i-wanted-a-fireman-a/) [Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/) > [Good comedy helps people know they're not alone. Great comedy provides an answer.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/good-comedy-helps-people-know-they-re-not-alone-great-comedy-provides/) [Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/) > [People ask me what I think about that woman priest thing. What, a woman priest? Women priests. Great, great. Now there's priests of both…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/people-ask-me-what-i-think-about-that-woman-priest-thing-what-a-woman/) [Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/) > [Oh sorry, I was taking life seriously.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/oh-sorry-i-was-taking-life-seriously/) [Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/) > [I can't watch TV longer than five minutes without praying for nuclear holocaust.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/i-can-t-watch-tv-longer-than-five-minutes-without-praying-for-nuclear/) [Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/) > [I'm not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/i-m-not-really-a-heavy-smoker-any-more-i-only-get-through-two/) [Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/) > [You watch the news these days? It's unbelievable. You think you just walk out your door, you're immediately gonna be raped by some crack-addicted,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/you-watch-the-news-these-days-it-s-unbelievable-you-think-you-just/) [Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/adam-and-eve/bill-hicks/#itemlist", "name": "3 Adam and eve Quotes By Bill Hicks", "numberOfItems": 3, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Well we looked at all the people in the Bible and we added 'em up all the way back to Adam and Eve, their ages: 12,000 years.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Bill Hicks" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/well-we-looked-at-all-the-people-in-the-bible-and-we-added-em-up-all/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b55/bill-hicks-970_adam_well-we-looked-at-all-the-people-in-the_261350.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b55/bill-hicks-970_adam_well-we-looked-at-all-the-people-in-the_261350.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b55/bill-hicks-970_adam_well-we-looked-at-all-the-people-in-the_261350.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Well we looked at all the people in the Bible and we added 'em up all the way back to Adam and Eve, their…” — Bill Hicks", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I've learned a lot about women. 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You believe the world's twelve thousand years old?\" \"That's right.\" \"OK, I got one word to ask you, a one word question, ready?\" \"Uh huh.\" \"Dinosaurs.\" You know, the world's twelve thousand years old and dinosaurs existed, and existed in that time, you'd think it would been mentioned in the fucking Bible at some point: And O, Jesus and the disciples walked to Nazareth. But the trail was blocked by a giant brontosaurus... with a splinter in its paw. And the disciples did run a-screamin'. \"What a big fucking lizard, Lord!\" \"I'm sure gonna mention this in my book,\" Luke said. \"Well, I'm sure gonna mention it in my book,\" Matthew said. But Jesus was unafraid. And he took the splinter from the brontosaurus paw, and the brontosaurus became his friend. And Jesus sent him to Scotland where he lived in a loch, O so many years, attracting fat American families with their fat fuckin' dollars to look for the Loch Ness Monster. And O the Scots did praise the Lord: \"Thank you, Lord! Thank you, Lord!\" Twelve thousand years old. But I actually asked this guy, \"OK, dinosaur fossils-- how does that fit into your scheme of life? What's the deal?\" He goes: \"God put those here to test our faith.\" \"I think God put you here to test my faith, dude. I think I've figured this out.\" Does that-- That's what this guy said. Does that bother anyone here? The idea that God might be fucking with our heads? Anyone have trouble sleeping restfully with that thought in their head? God's running around burying fossils: \"Ho ho! We'll see who believes in me now, ha ha! I'm a prankster God. I am killing me, ho ho ho!\" You know? You die, you go to St. Peter: \"Did you believe in dinosaurs?\" \"Well, yeah. There were fossils everywhere. (trapdoor opens) Aaaaarhhh!\" \"You fuckin' idiot! Flying lizards? You're a moron. God was fuckin' with you!\" \"It seemed so plausible, aaaaaahh!\" \"Enjoy the lake of fire, fucker!\" They believe this. 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