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> [I'm happy to report that we are now so in sync, we're actually wearing each other's underwear.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dr-gregory-house/i-m-happy-to-report-that-we-are-now-so-in-sync-we-re-actually-wearing/)

[Dr Gregory House](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dr-gregory-house/)

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## More by Dr Gregory House

> [Steve McQueen without hair? It's a blessing he died young.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dr-gregory-house/steve-mcqueen-without-hair-it-s-a-blessing-he-died-young/)

[Dr Gregory House](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dr-gregory-house/)

> [You think I have a hypocritical attitude to hypocrisy? The problem is there are 26 letters in the alphabet, and he only uses two…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dr-gregory-house/you-think-i-have-a-hypocritical-attitude-to-hypocrisy-the-problem-is/)

[Dr Gregory House](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dr-gregory-house/)

> [I don't ask why patients lie. I just assume they all do.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dr-gregory-house/i-don-t-ask-why-patients-lie-i-just-assume-they-all-do/)

[Dr Gregory House](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dr-gregory-house/)

> [I'm sorry, but the fact that the sexual pleasure center of your cerebral cortex has been over-stimulated by spirochetes is a poor basis for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dr-gregory-house/i-m-sorry-but-the-fact-that-the-sexual-pleasure-center-of-your/)

[Dr Gregory House](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dr-gregory-house/)

> [Why is one simpler than two? It's lower, it's lonelier, but is it simpler? Each one of these conditions is about a thousand to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dr-gregory-house/why-is-one-simpler-than-two-it-s-lower-it-s-lonelier-but-is-it/)

[Dr Gregory House](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dr-gregory-house/)

> [Hey, I can be a jerk to people I haven't slept with. I am that good.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dr-gregory-house/hey-i-can-be-a-jerk-to-people-i-haven-t-slept-with-i-am-that-good/)

[Dr Gregory House](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dr-gregory-house/)

> [Listen, I saved his life. That means I get credit for every life he saves from here on out.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dr-gregory-house/listen-i-saved-his-life-that-means-i-get-credit-for-every-life-he/)

[Dr Gregory House](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dr-gregory-house/)

> [What would you prefer - a doctor who holds your hand while you die or one who ignores you while you get better? I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dr-gregory-house/what-would-you-prefer-a-doctor-who-holds-your-hand-while-you-die-or/)

[Dr Gregory House](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dr-gregory-house/)

> [Every minute that we refuse to love one another, another puppy cries another tear.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dr-gregory-house/every-minute-that-we-refuse-to-love-one-another-another-puppy-cries/)

[Dr Gregory House](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dr-gregory-house/)

> [Technical term is narcissism. You can't believe everything is your fault unless you also believe you're all powerful.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dr-gregory-house/technical-term-is-narcissism-you-can-t-believe-everything-is-your/)

[Dr Gregory House](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dr-gregory-house/)

> [Hello, sick people and their loved ones! In the interest of saving time and avoiding a lot of boring chitchat later, I'm Doctor Gregory…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dr-gregory-house/hello-sick-people-and-their-loved-ones-in-the-interest-of-saving-time/)

[Dr Gregory House](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dr-gregory-house/)

> [He thought he was dying. Dying people lie, too. Wish they'd worked less, they'd been nicer, they'd opened orphanages for kittens. If you really…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dr-gregory-house/he-thought-he-was-dying-dying-people-lie-too-wish-they-d-worked-less/)

[Dr Gregory House](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dr-gregory-house/)

> [Gimme a reason to get out of this, and I'll tell you who started the rumor about you being a transsexual.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dr-gregory-house/gimme-a-reason-to-get-out-of-this-and-i-ll-tell-you-who-started-the/)

[Dr Gregory House](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dr-gregory-house/)

> [I've been a doctor for years why do I have to keep assuring people I know what I'm doing?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dr-gregory-house/i-ve-been-a-doctor-for-years-why-do-i-have-to-keep-assuring-people-i/)

[Dr Gregory House](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dr-gregory-house/)

> [Bizarre is good! Common has hundreds of explanations. Bizarre has hardly any.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dr-gregory-house/bizarre-is-good-common-has-hundreds-of-explanations-bizarre-has/)

[Dr Gregory House](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dr-gregory-house/)

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