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> [When I asked my accountant if anything could get me out of this mess I am in now he thought for a long time and said, 'Yes, death would help'.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-morley/when-i-asked-my-accountant-if-anything-could-get-me-out-of-this-mess/)

[Robert Morley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-morley/)

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> [When I asked my accountant if anything could get me out of the mess I am in now, he thought for a long time, and I didn't care much for his answer. 'Yes,' he said. 'Death would help.'](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-morley/when-i-asked-my-accountant-if-anything-could-get-me-out-of-the-mess-i/)

[Robert Morley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-morley/)

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## Other authors on Accountant

## More by Robert Morley

> [COUGHS. These are symptoms, not diseases. Take them to your doctor and he can give you something serious to worry about.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-morley/coughs-these-are-symptoms-not-diseases-take-them-to-your-doctor-and/)

[Robert Morley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-morley/)

> [Most owners are at length able to teach themselves to obey their dog.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-morley/most-owners-are-at-length-able-to-teach-themselves-to-obey-their-dog/)

[Robert Morley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-morley/)

> [I have never willingly chased a ball.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-morley/i-have-never-willingly-chased-a-ball/)

[Robert Morley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-morley/)

> [I don’t work. I merely inflict myself on the public.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-morley/i-don-t-work-i-merely-inflict-myself-on-the-public/)

[Robert Morley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-morley/)

> [We are articulate, but we are not particularly conversational. An Englishman won't talk for the sake of talking. He doesn't mind silence. But after…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-morley/we-are-articulate-but-we-are-not-particularly-conversational-an/)

[Robert Morley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-morley/)

> [A man who has his initials on his pyjamas must be uncertain of himself. Surely you should know who you are at bed time.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-morley/a-man-who-has-his-initials-on-his-pyjamas-must-be-uncertain-of/)

[Robert Morley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-morley/)

> [Fat men get knocked over by buses no earlier, nor later, than thin men. And I, for one, have buried most of my thin…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-morley/fat-men-get-knocked-over-by-buses-no-earlier-nor-later-than-thin-men/)

[Robert Morley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-morley/)

> [I have little patience with anyone who is not self-satisfied. I am always pleased to see my friends, happy to be with my wife…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-morley/i-have-little-patience-with-anyone-who-is-not-self-satisfied-i-am/)

[Robert Morley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-morley/)

> [If the critics were always right we should be in deep trouble.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-morley/if-the-critics-were-always-right-we-should-be-in-deep-trouble/)

[Robert Morley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-morley/)

> [The British tourist is always happy abroad as long as the natives are waiters.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-morley/the-british-tourist-is-always-happy-abroad-as-long-as-the-natives-are/)

[Robert Morley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-morley/)

> [When I asked my accountant if anything could get me out of this mess I am in now he thought for a long time…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-morley/when-i-asked-my-accountant-if-anything-could-get-me-out-of-this-mess/)

[Robert Morley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-morley/)

> [A cough is a symptom, not a disease. Take it to your doctor and he can give you something serious to worry about.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-morley/a-cough-is-a-symptom-not-a-disease-take-it-to-your-doctor-and-he-can/)

[Robert Morley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-morley/)

> [There is little to compare with the thrill of standing next to the creature in the winner's enclosure avoiding his hooves and receiving the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-morley/there-is-little-to-compare-with-the-thrill-of-standing-next-to-the/)

[Robert Morley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-morley/)

> [A party: one arrives long after it's started, and one's going to leave long before it's over.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-morley/a-party-one-arrives-long-after-it-s-started-and-one-s-going-to-leave/)

[Robert Morley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-morley/)

> [The ball is man's most disastrous invention, not excluding the wheel.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-morley/the-ball-is-man-s-most-disastrous-invention-not-excluding-the-wheel/)

[Robert Morley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-morley/)

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