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> [“have never—and I mean ever—had a real desire to let otherwise-unaccounted-for money just chill in my bank account unmolested for more than maybe a week and a half. I barely have the willpower to leave other people’s money alone for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/samantha-irby/have-never-and-i-mean-ever-had-a-real-desire-to-let-otherwise/)

[Samantha Irby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/samantha-irby/)

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