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title: "5 Accidentally Kill Quotes by 4 authors"
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> [I've got the Mark of Cain," said Simon. "That means nothing can kill me, right?" "You can kill yourself," Magnus said, somewhat…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cassandra-clare/i-ve-got-the-mark-of-cain-said-simon-that-means-nothing-can-kill-me/)

[Cassandra Clare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cassandra-clare/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/85c/cassandra-clare-9_cain_i-ve-got-the-mark-of-cain-said-simon-tha_509261.jpg)

> [How do you 'accidentally' kill a noble man in his own mansion?" "With a knife in the chest. Or, rather, a pair…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brandon-sanderson/how-do-you-accidentally-kill-a-noble-man-in-his-own-mansion-with-a/)

[Brandon Sanderson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brandon-sanderson/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/850/brandon-sanderson-112_knives_how-do-you-accidentally-kill-a-noble-man_533549.jpg)

> [“How do you accidentally kill a lord in his own manor?' with a knife to the chest...well a pair of knives actually,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brandon-sanderson/how-do-you-accidentally-kill-a-lord-in-his-own-manor-with-a-knife-to/)

[Brandon Sanderson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brandon-sanderson/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/67d/brandon-sanderson-112_quote_how-do-you-accidentally-kill-a-lord-in-h_1182283.jpg)

> [Relationships are like plants; I always accidentally kill them.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/relationships-are-like-plants-i-always-accidentally-kill-them/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/19e/nikhil-saluja-26_relationships_relationships-are-like-plants-i-always-a_1692469.jpg)

> [You kill strangers deliberately so you don't accidentally kill the people you love.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/you-kill-strangers-deliberately-so-you-don-t-accidentally-kill-the/)

[Chuck Palahniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-palahniuk/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/74b/chuck-palahniuk-37_people_you-kill-strangers-deliberately-so-you-d_2851624.jpg)

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