--- title: "2 Abraham lincoln Quotes By Seth Grahame-Smith" description: "2 Abraham lincoln quotes by Seth Grahame-Smith. Plus more from Seth Grahame-Smith and more Abraham lincoln sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/90d/seth-grahame-smith-2321_abraham-lincoln_i-do-not-expect-i-shall-ever-again-have_1037764.png" --- > [“I do not expect I shall ever again have the opportunity of defending and murdering a client in the same day. - Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seth-grahame-smith/i-do-not-expect-i-shall-ever-again-have-the-opportunity-of-defending/) [Seth Grahame-Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/seth-grahame-smith/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/90d/seth-grahame-smith-2321_abraham-lincoln_i-do-not-expect-i-shall-ever-again-have_1037764.png) > [Abraham Lincoln comes from nothing, has no education, no money, lives in the middle of nowhere on the frontier. And despite the fact that he suffers one tragedy and one setback after another, through sheer force of will, he becomes…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seth-grahame-smith/abraham-lincoln-comes-from-nothing-has-no-education-no-money-lives-in/) [Seth Grahame-Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/seth-grahame-smith/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b77/seth-grahame-smith-2321_abraham_abraham-lincoln-comes-from-nothing-has-n_3158047.png) ## Other authors on Abraham lincoln ## More by Seth Grahame-Smith > [I think zombies have always been an easy metaphor for hard times. Because they're this big, faceless, brainless group of evil things that will…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seth-grahame-smith/i-think-zombies-have-always-been-an-easy-metaphor-for-hard-times/) [Seth Grahame-Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/seth-grahame-smith/) > [put the car in "d" set the compass to "n" and get the "f"out of there](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seth-grahame-smith/put-the-car-in-d-set-the-compass-to-n-and-get-the-f-out-of-there/) [Seth Grahame-Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/seth-grahame-smith/) > [“I think common-looking people are the best in the world. That's why the Lord makes so many of them.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seth-grahame-smith/i-think-common-looking-people-are-the-best-in-the-world-that-s-why/) [Seth Grahame-Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/seth-grahame-smith/) > [If you write really good material, the rest just falls into place. There's really no trick to it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seth-grahame-smith/if-you-write-really-good-material-the-rest-just-falls-into-place/) [Seth Grahame-Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/seth-grahame-smith/) > [No ninjas! How was that possible? Five daughters brought up at home without any ninjas! I never heard of such a thing. Your mother…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seth-grahame-smith/no-ninjas-how-was-that-possible-five-daughters-brought-up-at-home/) [Seth Grahame-Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/seth-grahame-smith/) > [“Elisabeth and Darcy merely looked at one another in awkward silence, until the latter reached both arms around her. She was frozen. "What does…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seth-grahame-smith/elisabeth-and-darcy-merely-looked-at-one-another-in-awkward-silence/) [Seth Grahame-Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/seth-grahame-smith/) > [“The one thing people loved more than an outlaw was seeing him punished.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seth-grahame-smith/the-one-thing-people-loved-more-than-an-outlaw-was-seeing-him-punished/) [Seth Grahame-Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/seth-grahame-smith/) > [“Minions of Satan don’t react well to the Eucharist.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seth-grahame-smith/minions-of-satan-don-t-react-well-to-the-eucharist/) [Seth Grahame-Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/seth-grahame-smith/) > [“She remembered the lead ammunition in her pocket and offered it to him. 'Your balls, Mr. Darcey?'He reached out and closed her hand around…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seth-grahame-smith/she-remembered-the-lead-ammunition-in-her-pocket-and-offered-it-to/) [Seth Grahame-Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/seth-grahame-smith/) > [“An empty theater is a promise unfulfilled.In a few hours, everything around him would be light and noise. Laughter and applause. Colorful people packed…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seth-grahame-smith/an-empty-theater-is-a-promise-unfulfilled-in-a-few-hours-everything/) [Seth Grahame-Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/seth-grahame-smith/) > [“For every rod of wet bamboo upon the student's back, the teacher deserves two.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seth-grahame-smith/for-every-rod-of-wet-bamboo-upon-the-student-s-back-the-teacher/) [Seth Grahame-Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/seth-grahame-smith/) > [“Depart then, impious one! Depart, accursed one! Depart with all your deceits, for God has willed that man should be his temple!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seth-grahame-smith/depart-then-impious-one-depart-accursed-one-depart-with-all-your/) [Seth Grahame-Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/seth-grahame-smith/) > [I want to be judged harshly because that forces me to really sit down and focus.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seth-grahame-smith/i-want-to-be-judged-harshly-because-that-forces-me-to-really-sit-down/) [Seth Grahame-Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/seth-grahame-smith/) > [If you're Stephen King and you have a massive body of huge-selling well-respected work, you can pivot and do whatever you want. I don't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seth-grahame-smith/if-you-re-stephen-king-and-you-have-a-massive-body-of-huge-selling/) [Seth Grahame-Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/seth-grahame-smith/) > [“Without death life is meaningless. It is a story that can never be told. A song that could never be sung. For how would…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seth-grahame-smith/without-death-life-is-meaningless-it-is-a-story-that-can-never-be/) [Seth Grahame-Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/seth-grahame-smith/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/abraham-lincoln/seth-grahame-smith/#itemlist", "name": "2 Abraham lincoln Quotes By Seth Grahame-Smith", "numberOfItems": 2, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“I do not expect I shall ever again have the opportunity of defending and murdering a client in the same day. - Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Seth Grahame-Smith" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seth-grahame-smith/i-do-not-expect-i-shall-ever-again-have-the-opportunity-of-defending/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/90d/seth-grahame-smith-2321_abraham-lincoln_i-do-not-expect-i-shall-ever-again-have_1037764.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/90d/seth-grahame-smith-2321_abraham-lincoln_i-do-not-expect-i-shall-ever-again-have_1037764.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/90d/seth-grahame-smith-2321_abraham-lincoln_i-do-not-expect-i-shall-ever-again-have_1037764.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I do not expect I shall ever again have the opportunity of defending and murdering a client in the same day…” — Seth Grahame-Smith", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Abraham Lincoln comes from nothing, has no education, no money, lives in the middle of nowhere on the frontier. 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