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> [I hope that if I ever disappear, people don't look for me based on the last websites I visited. Kind of an awkward press conference for my parents. Officer, do you have any leads? Well, based on Mr. Finnegan's computer…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christian-finnegan/i-hope-that-if-i-ever-disappear-people-don-t-look-for-me-based-on-the/)

[Christian Finnegan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christian-finnegan/)

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## More by Christian Finnegan

> [Basically Britney Spears' video is like a three an a half minute version of Glitter.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christian-finnegan/basically-britney-spears-video-is-like-a-three-an-a-half-minute/)

[Christian Finnegan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christian-finnegan/)

> [If you purchased the latest Joss Stone CD, what you're saying is that you're an employee of VH1.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christian-finnegan/if-you-purchased-the-latest-joss-stone-cd-what-you-re-saying-is-that/)

[Christian Finnegan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christian-finnegan/)

> [I'm not an alcoholic. I just drink that way.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christian-finnegan/i-m-not-an-alcoholic-i-just-drink-that-way/)

[Christian Finnegan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christian-finnegan/)

> [If I could go back and talk to the me who was just starting to do comedy, I would have told myself to relax…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christian-finnegan/if-i-could-go-back-and-talk-to-the-me-who-was-just-starting-to-do/)

[Christian Finnegan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christian-finnegan/)

> [Pimp stands for Positive Intellectual Motivated Person. It has nothing to do with selling sex for money.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christian-finnegan/pimp-stands-for-positive-intellectual-motivated-person-it-has-nothing/)

[Christian Finnegan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christian-finnegan/)

> [If you refuse to see Superman Returns this summer, what you're saying about yourself is: I heart Al Qaeda.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christian-finnegan/if-you-refuse-to-see-superman-returns-this-summer-what-you-re-saying/)

[Christian Finnegan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christian-finnegan/)

> [Basically, I got into stand-up because I'm too egocentric to be an actor and not disciplined enough to be a writer.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christian-finnegan/basically-i-got-into-stand-up-because-i-m-too-egocentric-to-be-an/)

[Christian Finnegan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christian-finnegan/)

> [Jesus is a powerful guy in Hollywood. Not quite as powerful as Vin Diesel, but powerful.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christian-finnegan/jesus-is-a-powerful-guy-in-hollywood-not-quite-as-powerful-as-vin/)

[Christian Finnegan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christian-finnegan/)

> [I had no choice but to make me as a comedian, because I am not particularly gifted with a lot of marketable skills. Unless…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christian-finnegan/i-had-no-choice-but-to-make-me-as-a-comedian-because-i-am-not/)

[Christian Finnegan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christian-finnegan/)

> [It's my genius plan of avoiding any career momentum whatsoever. Definitely the pop-culture thing is something I've avoided in my act. It's just too…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christian-finnegan/it-s-my-genius-plan-of-avoiding-any-career-momentum-whatsoever/)

[Christian Finnegan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christian-finnegan/)

> [The thing is, I hate political comedy. I personally loathe it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christian-finnegan/the-thing-is-i-hate-political-comedy-i-personally-loathe-it/)

[Christian Finnegan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christian-finnegan/)

> [I really respect peple who try. People who say, No, I'm actually going to do the best I can. That said, you want to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christian-finnegan/i-really-respect-peple-who-try-people-who-say-no-i-m-actually-going/)

[Christian Finnegan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christian-finnegan/)

> [I certainly do believe that a lot of comedy comes from awkwardness and embarrassment - pointing out the ways things are uncomfortable. Definitely the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christian-finnegan/i-certainly-do-believe-that-a-lot-of-comedy-comes-from-awkwardness/)

[Christian Finnegan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christian-finnegan/)

> [Relationships are a lot like yard sales. They look really fun from a couple hundred feet away, but eventually you realize it's just a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christian-finnegan/relationships-are-a-lot-like-yard-sales-they-look-really-fun-from-a/)

[Christian Finnegan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christian-finnegan/)

> [I was told by a physician to avoid any line of work where people need to, um, depend on me for anything.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christian-finnegan/i-was-told-by-a-physician-to-avoid-any-line-of-work-where-people-need/)

[Christian Finnegan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christian-finnegan/)

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