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title: "34 99 problems Quotes by 21 authors"
description: "Browse 34 99 problems quotes by 21 authors. Discover the best 99 problems sayings and thoughts."
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> [I've got 99 problems & being unattractive is all of them.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-ve-got-99-problems-being-unattractive-is-all-of-them/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I got 99 problems, but my $wagg aint one. ;)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dub-tepper/i-got-99-problems-but-my-wagg-aint-one/)

[DUB$TEPPER](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dub-tepper/)

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> [I Got 99 Problems , But My Swagg Aint One .](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-got-99-problems-but-my-swagg-aint-one/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I Got 99 Problems , But A Nigga' Ainnt One .](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/3/i-got-99-problems-but-a-nigga-ainnt-one/)

[<3](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/3/)

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> [I've got 99 problems, and most of them are height-related.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rag-n-bone-man/i-ve-got-99-problems-and-most-of-them-are-height-related/)

[Rag'n'Bone Man](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rag-n-bone-man/)

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> [I've got to tell you, I've got 99 problems, and palsy is just one.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maysoon-zayid/i-ve-got-to-tell-you-i-ve-got-99-problems-and-palsy-is-just-one/)

[Maysoon Zayid](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maysoon-zayid/)

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> [I got 99 problems and being rich could solve at least 101 of them.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pretty-ladii/i-got-99-problems-and-being-rich-could-solve-at-least-101-of-them/)

[Pretty Ladii](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pretty-ladii/)

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> [I got 99 problems but a Bitch AINT 1](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-got-99-problems-but-a-bitch-aint-1/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I swear to God I got 99 Problems but a bitch ain't one. I got 99 problems, getting rich ain't one.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/big-sean/i-swear-to-god-i-got-99-problems-but-a-bitch-ain-t-one-i-got-99/)

[Big Sean](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/big-sean/)

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> [I got 99 problems, nd they all b\*tches, feelin' like jigga man, care free livin'.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kid-cudi/i-got-99-problems-nd-they-all-b-tches-feelin-like-jigga-man-care-free/)

[Kid Cudi](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kid-cudi/)

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> [“99% of all problems can be solved by money -- and for the other 1% there's alcohol.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/quentin-r-bufogle/99-of-all-problems-can-be-solved-by-money-and-for-the-other-1-there-s/)

[Quentin R. Bufogle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/quentin-r-bufogle/)

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> [“I've got 99 problems and I won't let you have the honor of being my 100th.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/angelina-sedlacek/i-ve-got-99-problems-and-i-won-t-let-you-have-the-honor-of-being-my/)

[Angelina Sedlacek](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/angelina-sedlacek/)

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> [Ive got 99 problems and being a decaying organism thats born to die in a society run by money that I cant…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ramandeep-singh/ive-got-99-problems-and-being-a-decaying-organism-thats-born-to-die/)

[Ramandeep Singh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ramandeep-singh/)

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> [I have a problem when it comes to old people, trying to kick my ass.. for doing that thing where I'm on…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carlin-whisler/i-have-a-problem-when-it-comes-to-old-people-trying-to-kick-my-ass/)

[Carlin Whisler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carlin-whisler/)

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> [Bitches or not, 99 problems is still a shitload of problems.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brandon-martin/bitches-or-not-99-problems-is-still-a-shitload-of-problems/)

[Brandon Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brandon-martin/)

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> [I got 99 problems, palsy is just one](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maysoon-zayid/i-got-99-problems-palsy-is-just-one/)

[Maysoon Zayid](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maysoon-zayid/)

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> [I have 99 problems and they all bitches](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kid-cudi/i-have-99-problems-and-they-all-bitches/)

[Kid Cudi](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kid-cudi/)

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> [You may have 99 problems but God can fix them all!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lorenzo-hart/you-may-have-99-problems-but-god-can-fix-them-all/)

[Lorenzo Hart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lorenzo-hart/)

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> [I've got 99 problems don't be the 100th one](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jamzy/i-ve-got-99-problems-don-t-be-the-100th-one/)

[Jamzy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jamzy/)

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> [Got 99 problems but a bitch aint one.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/got-99-problems-but-a-bitch-aint-one/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I have 99 problems , & I a bitch aint 1 .](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/patty/i-have-99-problems-i-a-bitch-aint-1/)

[Patty](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/patty/)

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> [I Got 99 Problems and Being Gay Ain't One.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-got-99-problems-and-being-gay-ain-t-one/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I got 99 problems and they all bitches.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-got-99-problems-and-they-all-bitches/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I got 99 problems but my swag aint one.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-got-99-problems-but-my-swag-aint-one/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [99 problems…but a blessing will come](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mya-shang/99-problems-but-a-blessing-will-come/)

[Mya Shang](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mya-shang/)

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> [I got 99 Problems but Mitt ain't one.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-z/i-got-99-problems-but-mitt-ain-t-one/)

[Jay-Z](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-z/)

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> [I got 99 problems and they're all due Monday.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-got-99-problems-and-they-re-all-due-monday/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-got-99-problems-but-a-bitch-ain-t-one/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I got 99 problems but you wont be one like what](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mercedes/i-got-99-problems-but-you-wont-be-one-like-what/)

[Mercedes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mercedes/)

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> [I got 99 problems but u won't be 1 of them](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/broken/i-got-99-problems-but-u-won-t-be-1-of-them/)

[Broken](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/broken/)

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> [Bitches or not. 99 problems is still a shit ton of problems!!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/bitches-or-not-99-problems-is-still-a-shit-ton-of-problems/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Terrorists got 99 problems and their Allah is one.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/green-monk/terrorists-got-99-problems-and-their-allah-is-one/)

[Green Monk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/green-monk/)

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> [I got 99 problems but you aren't one anymore.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-got-99-problems-but-you-aren-t-one-anymore/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I got 99 problems and spring break can solve them all.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-got-99-problems-and-spring-break-can-solve-them-all/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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