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> [I'm sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory. Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kin-hubbard/i-m-sorry-to-inform-you-that-your-50-year-warranty-has-expired-on/)

[Kin Hubbard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kin-hubbard/)

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## More by Kin Hubbard

> [All I kin git out o' the Wickersham position on prohibition is that the distinguished jurist seems to feel that if we'd let 'em…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kin-hubbard/all-i-kin-git-out-o-the-wickersham-position-on-prohibition-is-that/)

[Kin Hubbard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kin-hubbard/)

> [It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kin-hubbard/it-is-pretty-hard-to-tell-what-does-bring-happiness-poverty-and/)

[Kin Hubbard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kin-hubbard/)

> [Men are not punished for their for sins, but by them.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kin-hubbard/men-are-not-punished-for-their-for-sins-but-by-them/)

[Kin Hubbard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kin-hubbard/)

> [Experience is a dear teacher but he delivers th' goods.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kin-hubbard/experience-is-a-dear-teacher-but-he-delivers-th-goods/)

[Kin Hubbard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kin-hubbard/)

> [Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kin-hubbard/some-people-pay-a-compliment-as-if-they-expected-a-receipt/)

[Kin Hubbard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kin-hubbard/)

> [Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kin-hubbard/everything-comes-to-him-who-waits-except-a-loaned-book/)

[Kin Hubbard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kin-hubbard/)

> [There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kin-hubbard/there-are-two-ways-to-handle-a-woman-and-nobody-knows-either-of-them/)

[Kin Hubbard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kin-hubbard/)

> [If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kin-hubbard/if-some-people-didn-t-tell-you-you-d-never-know-they-d-been-away-on-a/)

[Kin Hubbard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kin-hubbard/)

> [Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kin-hubbard/nothing-is-as-irritating-as-the-fellow-who-chats-pleasantly-while-he/)

[Kin Hubbard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kin-hubbard/)

> [Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kin-hubbard/very-often-the-quiet-fellow-has-said-all-he-knows/)

[Kin Hubbard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kin-hubbard/)

> [“A good listener is usually thinking of something else.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kin-hubbard/a-good-listener-is-usually-thinking-of-something-else/)

[Kin Hubbard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kin-hubbard/)

> [Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kin-hubbard/of-all-the-unbearable-nuisances-the-ignoramus-that-has-traveled-is/)

[Kin Hubbard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kin-hubbard/)

> [The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kin-hubbard/the-less-a-statesman-amounts-to-the-more-he-loves-the-flag/)

[Kin Hubbard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kin-hubbard/)

> [One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kin-hubbard/one-of-the-commonest-mistakes-is-thinking-your-worries-are-over-when/)

[Kin Hubbard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kin-hubbard/)

> [The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it's so crowded.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kin-hubbard/the-reason-the-way-of-the-transgressor-is-hard-is-because-it-s-so/)

[Kin Hubbard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kin-hubbard/)

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