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> [What's up? I'm Harris. I'm 33 years young. I have my cousin Jason's truck for two more weeks. I have one testicle-whack a mole accident-and I'm down to clown.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/harris-wittels/what-s-up-i-m-harris-i-m-33-years-young-i-have-my-cousin-jason-s/)

[Harris Wittels](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/harris-wittels/)

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## More by Harris Wittels

> [What's up? I'm Harris. I'm 33 years young. I have my cousin Jason's truck for two more weeks. I have one testicle-whack a mole…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/harris-wittels/what-s-up-i-m-harris-i-m-33-years-young-i-have-my-cousin-jason-s/)

[Harris Wittels](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/harris-wittels/)

> [I hate smoking sections. Unless we're talking about the movie 'The Mask' with Jim Carrey. Then the smoking section is my favorite part.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/harris-wittels/i-hate-smoking-sections-unless-we-re-talking-about-the-movie-the-mask/)

[Harris Wittels](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/harris-wittels/)

> [I wanna open a Jamaican/Irish/Spanish small plate breakfast restaurant and call it Tapas the Morning to Ja.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/harris-wittels/i-wanna-open-a-jamaican-irish-spanish-small-plate-breakfast/)

[Harris Wittels](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/harris-wittels/)

> [I'm very reactive, I think. I'm down to throw down with people. Online, of course. Not in person.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/harris-wittels/i-m-very-reactive-i-think-i-m-down-to-throw-down-with-people-online/)

[Harris Wittels](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/harris-wittels/)

> [I'm not getting married until gay people can get married. Because I'm gay.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/harris-wittels/i-m-not-getting-married-until-gay-people-can-get-married-because-i-m/)

[Harris Wittels](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/harris-wittels/)

> [I think all Internet comments should be disengaged. But I kind of live and die by it. It's completely irresistible. It's not like comedy.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/harris-wittels/i-think-all-internet-comments-should-be-disengaged-but-i-kind-of-live/)

[Harris Wittels](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/harris-wittels/)

> [Wheat Thins? Call me when they're Wheat THICKS! Gimme that wheat!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/harris-wittels/wheat-thins-call-me-when-they-re-wheat-thicks-gimme-that-wheat/)

[Harris Wittels](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/harris-wittels/)

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