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> [There were 15 people in the village, including five of us. If my father arrested somebody in the winter, he'd have to wait until the thaw to turn him in.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/leslie-nielsen/there-were-15-people-in-the-village-including-five-of-us-if-my-father/)

[Leslie Nielsen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/leslie-nielsen/)

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## More by Leslie Nielsen

> [The reason they call it 'golf' is that all the other 4 letter words were used up.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/leslie-nielsen/the-reason-they-call-it-golf-is-that-all-the-other-4-letter-words/)

[Leslie Nielsen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/leslie-nielsen/)

> [I would love to see what's going to happen with science fiction with peoples' heads, because we still have people running around in the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/leslie-nielsen/i-would-love-to-see-what-s-going-to-happen-with-science-fiction-with/)

[Leslie Nielsen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/leslie-nielsen/)

> [I had always functioned with dignity, wanting to appear intelligent, macho, never vulnerable or insecure. But now I realize that... a part of these…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/leslie-nielsen/i-had-always-functioned-with-dignity-wanting-to-appear-intelligent/)

[Leslie Nielsen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/leslie-nielsen/)

> [It was a boy's name first.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/leslie-nielsen/it-was-a-boy-s-name-first/)

[Leslie Nielsen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/leslie-nielsen/)

> [The violence or the vaudeville style of comedy is a technique all by itself. You get up there, and you are a comedian, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/leslie-nielsen/the-violence-or-the-vaudeville-style-of-comedy-is-a-technique-all-by/)

[Leslie Nielsen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/leslie-nielsen/)

> [Yes, it's true, I've been called the Laurence Olivier of spoofs. I guess that would make Laurence Olivier the Leslie Nielsen of Shakespeare.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/leslie-nielsen/yes-it-s-true-i-ve-been-called-the-laurence-olivier-of-spoofs-i-guess/)

[Leslie Nielsen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/leslie-nielsen/)

> [I like my sex the way I play basketball, one on one with as little dribbling as possible.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/leslie-nielsen/i-like-my-sex-the-way-i-play-basketball-one-on-one-with-as-little/)

[Leslie Nielsen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/leslie-nielsen/)

> [One thing a person won't do when he's laughing is try to beat you up.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/leslie-nielsen/one-thing-a-person-won-t-do-when-he-s-laughing-is-try-to-beat-you-up/)

[Leslie Nielsen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/leslie-nielsen/)

> [There were 15 people in the village, including five of us. If my father arrested somebody in the winter, he'd have to wait until…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/leslie-nielsen/there-were-15-people-in-the-village-including-five-of-us-if-my-father/)

[Leslie Nielsen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/leslie-nielsen/)

> [It's not really that I've been an advocate for hearing aids for a long time, it's just that I've been losing my hearing for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/leslie-nielsen/it-s-not-really-that-i-ve-been-an-advocate-for-hearing-aids-for-a/)

[Leslie Nielsen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/leslie-nielsen/)

> [When you see Charlie Chaplin, he stays funny. He doesn't become drama, and so what really seems to endure is comedy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/leslie-nielsen/when-you-see-charlie-chaplin-he-stays-funny-he-doesn-t-become-drama/)

[Leslie Nielsen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/leslie-nielsen/)

> [Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/leslie-nielsen/like-a-blind-man-at-an-orgy-i-was-going-to-have-to-feel-my-way-through/)

[Leslie Nielsen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/leslie-nielsen/)

> [Those who the gods seek to destroy first, learn how to play golf.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/leslie-nielsen/those-who-the-gods-seek-to-destroy-first-learn-how-to-play-golf/)

[Leslie Nielsen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/leslie-nielsen/)

> [I really have to keep an eye on myself, because sometimes I think I might say something important.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/leslie-nielsen/i-really-have-to-keep-an-eye-on-myself-because-sometimes-i-think-i/)

[Leslie Nielsen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/leslie-nielsen/)

> [You know it's very difficult to be an actor, and to have people depending on you to say the right line, at the right…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/leslie-nielsen/you-know-it-s-very-difficult-to-be-an-actor-and-to-have-people/)

[Leslie Nielsen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/leslie-nielsen/)

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