---
title: "SMS4Smile: SMS Messages, Wishes, Greetings & Jokes Collection"
description: "Latest SMS messages, wishes, greetings, quotes & jokes [Love, Romantic, Friendship, Funny, Good night, Good morning & birthday ] by SMS4Smile.com"
---

# SMS / Text Messages

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## [Jis ka hisaab na ho sakay utnay dard paaye](https://sms4smile.com/poetry-sms/jis-ka-hisaab-na-ho-sakay-utnay-dard-paaye.html "Jis ka hisaab na ho sakay utnay dard paaye")

[Poetry SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/poetry-sms/)

Tumharay pyaar main ham nay bohot zakham khaye,
Jis ka hisaab na ho sakay utnay dard paaye,

Phir bhi tere pyar ki qasam kha k kehta hon,
Hamaray lab pay tumhare liye sirf pyaar aaye

## [Have you caught the thief](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/have-you-caught-the-thief.html "Have you caught the thief")

[Misc SMS Jokes](https://sms4smile.com/category/misc-sms-jokes/)

Police Inspector : Have you caught the thief?
Sharef : No, but I found some trace of him.

Police Inspector : What?
Sharef : Finger prints.

Police Inspector : Where?
Sharef : On my cheeks.

## [Hamari maut ki waja bhi tum ho](https://sms4smile.com/poetry-sms/hamari-maut-ki-waja-bhi-tum-ho.html "Hamari maut ki waja bhi tum ho")

[Poetry SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/poetry-sms/)

Hamare muskuranay ki waja tum ho,
Hamari zindagi ka matlab tum ho,

Agar chora saath zindagi main hamara,
to samajh laina k hamari maut ki waja bhi tum ho

## [Welcome to love.com](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/welcome-to-lovecom.html "Welcome to love.com")

[Misc SMS Jokes](https://sms4smile.com/category/misc-sms-jokes/)

WELCOME to www.love.com
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Sorry Aapki Pyar Karne Ki Umar GUzar Chuki Hai

Please Try www.Namaz.Roza.com:-)

## [Khud ko khud say ham kalam kar k daikhna](https://sms4smile.com/poetry-sms/khud-ko-khud-say-ham-kalam-kar-k-daikhna.html "Khud ko khud say ham kalam kar k daikhna")

[Poetry SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/poetry-sms/)

Khud ko khud say ham kalam kar k daikhna,
Kitna mushkil hai yeh kaam ker k daikhna,

Kis qadar udas guzarti hain meri shamain,
Yaad kisi ko kisi shaam kar k daikhna...

## [Don't take ur troubles to bed](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/dont-take-ur-troubles-to-bed.html "Don't take ur troubles to bed")

[Misc SMS Jokes](https://sms4smile.com/category/misc-sms-jokes/)

Despite the Old saying
"Don't Take Your Troubles & Worries To Bed"
Most of the People still sleep with their wives!!!
WHAT A CRAZY WORLD.. :-)

## [tere gali me tere deed ki khatir](https://sms4smile.com/poetry-sms/tere-gali-me-tere-deed-ki-khatir.html "tere gali me tere deed ki khatir")

[Poetry SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/poetry-sms/)

hum to tere har baat bhol chuky the
jane kiyo log tere yaad dilane aye

tere gali me tere deed ki khatir
hum kise our se milne k bahane aye

## [Yaad rakh ker meri dosti ko tumne](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/yaad-rakh-ker-meri-dosti-ko-tumne.html "Yaad rakh ker meri dosti ko tumne")

[Misc SMS Jokes](https://sms4smile.com/category/misc-sms-jokes/), [Poetry SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/poetry-sms/)

Yaad rakh ker meri dosti ko tumne,
Meri zindagi per ehsan kar diya,

Is mobile mein yeh last rupiya tha,
Daikh wob bhi tere naam kar dia,

## [Kia hum kum hain rooshni k liye](https://sms4smile.com/poetry-sms/kia-hum-kum-hain-rooshni-k-liye.html "Kia hum kum hain rooshni k liye")

[Poetry SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/poetry-sms/)

Hum jaise dost hotay nahin sab k liye,
Yeh tohfa hai kisi kisi k liye.

Kion jala rakha hai shamma bujha dijiye
Kia hum kum hain rooshni k liye

## [How do u fit 30 indians](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/how-do-u-fit-30-indians.html "How do u fit 30 indians")

[Misc SMS Jokes](https://sms4smile.com/category/misc-sms-jokes/)

How do you fit 30
Indians in Maruti 800?

Throw a 100 rupee note inside

## [Yeh dosti ka rishta pyar se gehra hai...!](https://sms4smile.com/poetry-sms/yeh-dosti-ka-rishta-pyar-se-gehra-hai.html "Yeh dosti ka rishta pyar se gehra hai...!")

[Poetry SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/poetry-sms/)

Khushiyon par fizaon ka pehra hai,
na jane kis umeed pe dil thera hai,

aapki ankhon se jhalakte dard ki kasam,
yeh dosti ka rishta pyar se gehra hai...!

## [Osama Bin Laden's favourite song](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/osama-bin-ladens-favourite-song.html "Osama Bin Laden's favourite song")

[Misc SMS Jokes](https://sms4smile.com/category/misc-sms-jokes/)

Osama Bin Laden's favourite song:
"O Main Nikla
Plane Leke
Raste Mein
New York Mein
Ek Mod Aaya
Main WTC Tod Aaya."

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