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title: "SMS4Smile: SMS Messages, Wishes, Greetings & Jokes Collection"
description: "Latest SMS messages, wishes, greetings, quotes & jokes [Love, Romantic, Friendship, Funny, Good night, Good morning & birthday ] by SMS4Smile.com"
---

# SMS / Text Messages

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## [I'm a PAPER, u can write ur feelings](https://sms4smile.com/love-sms/im-a-paper-u-can-write-ur-feelings.html "I'm a PAPER, u can write ur feelings")

[Love SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/love-sms/)

I'm a PAPER,
u can write ur feelings,
scribble ur anger,
use me 2 absorb tears.
Don't throw me after use but
when u feel cold burn me
to feel warm cause I Love you.

## [Happy Women's Day for all girls / womens](https://sms4smile.com/womens-day-sms/happy-womens-day-for-all-girls-womens-3.html "Happy Women's Day for all girls / womens")

[Women's Day SMS 2027](https://sms4smile.com/category/womens-day-sms/)

We are cute daughters,
we are sweet sisters,
we are lovely lovers,
we are darling wives,
we are adorable mothers,
we are source of strength,
we are WOMEN!

Happy Women's Day!

## [Awaaz sunaideti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta](https://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms/awaaz-sunaideti-hai-aadmi-nahi-dikhta.html "Awaaz sunaideti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta")

[Sardar SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/sardar-sms/)

Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun
to muje sirf awaaz sunaideti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.

Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt.

## [Funny Women's Day Messages](https://sms4smile.com/womens-day-sms/funny-womens-day-messages-3.html "Funny Women's Day Messages")

[Women's Day SMS 2027](https://sms4smile.com/category/womens-day-sms/)

A funny Women's Day message about why women start with W — all questions start with W too.

You know why Women start with "W"? B'coz all Questions start with "W"
Who?
Why?
What?
When?
Which?
Whom?
Where?
&amp;
Finally
.
.
.
Wife....WOW..!

## [Open lunch box in the middle of the road](https://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms/open-lunch-box-in-the-middle-of-the-road.html "Open lunch box in the middle of the road")

[Sardar SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/sardar-sms/)

Sardarji opens his lunch box
in the middle of the road....why ?

Just to confirm whether he is going
to or coming back from the office

## [Sitting on the top of mountain](https://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms/sitting-on-the-top-of-mountain.html "Sitting on the top of mountain")

[Sardar SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/sardar-sms/)

Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying....
When a person asked what he was doing....
He replied... Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar...!!!

## [A Teacher lecturing on population](https://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms/a-teacher-lecturing-on-population.html "A Teacher lecturing on population")

[Sardar SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/sardar-sms/)

A Teacher lecturing on population -
In India after Every 10 sec a
woman gives birth to a kid.

A Sardar stands up-
we must find &amp; stop her!.

## [Why r all these people running?](https://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms/why-r-all-these-people-running.html "Why r all these people running?")

[Sardar SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/sardar-sms/)

Sardar-
why r all these people running?

Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.

Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup,
why r others running?

## [How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ?](https://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms/how-can-a-sardar-kill-a-lion.html "How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ?")

[Sardar SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/sardar-sms/)

How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ?
Sardarji thinks N thinks hard
&amp;
comes to a conclusion:
I'll drink poison n let lion eat me.

## [This horrible thing is what you call modern art](https://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms/this-horrible-thing-is-what-you-call-modern-art.html "This horrible thing is what you call modern art")

[Sardar SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/sardar-sms/)

Sardar at an Art Gallery:
I suppose this horrible looking thing is
what you call modern art ?

Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!

## [I wanna die like my grandpa](https://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms/i-wanna-die-like-my-grandpa.html "I wanna die like my grandpa")

[Sardar SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/sardar-sms/)

Sardar's wish : when i die,
I wanna die like my grandpa
who died peacefully in his sleep
not screaming
like all the passengers in the
car he was driving..

## [Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.](https://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms/give-me-20-cr-or-else-return-my-20-rs-back.html "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.")

[Sardar SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/sardar-sms/)

Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.
Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar:
"Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back."

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