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title: "SMS4Smile: SMS Messages, Wishes, Greetings & Jokes Collection"
description: "Latest SMS messages, wishes, greetings, quotes & jokes [Love, Romantic, Friendship, Funny, Good night, Good morning & birthday ] by SMS4Smile.com"
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# SMS / Text Messages

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## [Women will be forgotten if](https://sms4smile.com/womens-day-sms/women-will-be-forgotten-if-3.html "Women will be forgotten if")

[Women's Day SMS 2027](https://sms4smile.com/category/womens-day-sms/)

The history of all times and of today especially,
teaches that women will be forgotten
if they forget to think about themselves
\-- Louise Otto

## [Sardar's Leave application](https://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms/sardars-leave-application.html "Sardar's Leave application")

[Sardar SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/sardar-sms/)

Sardar's Leave application

Dear Sir,
My wife is ill.
As there is no other Husband
in the family to look after her,
Kindly grant me leave for one day.

## [Best Women's Day 2027 Msg](https://sms4smile.com/womens-day-sms/best-womens-day-2014-msg-3.html "Best Women's Day 2027 Msg")

[Women's Day SMS 2027](https://sms4smile.com/category/womens-day-sms/)

While v were learning to speak,
our mom understood everythng v tried to say.
Today v speak a lot &amp; claim "mom,u don't understand!"
How life changes.N so do WE..
Love &amp; Respect all Women (mother, sister, friend, etc)

## [Latest version of java](https://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms/latest-version-of-java.html "Latest version of java")

[Sardar SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/sardar-sms/)

Interviewer asked sardarji:
Which are the 2 latest versions of java?

Sardarji: Marjava &amp; Mitjava

## [Women's guess described by Rudyard Kipling](https://sms4smile.com/womens-day-sms/womens-guess-described-by-rudyard-kipling-3.html "Women's guess described by Rudyard Kipling")

[Women's Day SMS 2027](https://sms4smile.com/category/womens-day-sms/)

Woman's guess is much more accurate than a man's certainty -- Rudyard Kipling

## [Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain](https://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms/number-dial-karnay-se-pehley-do-lagain.html "Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain")

[Sardar SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/sardar-sms/)

A sardarji went to a
STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and
slapped the operator twice.

:-( Guess why ?

bcoz there it was written
"Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain"

## [Special ways 2 make my life better](https://sms4smile.com/womens-day-sms/special-ways-2-make-my-life-better-3.html "Special ways 2 make my life better")

[Women's Day SMS 2027](https://sms4smile.com/category/womens-day-sms/)

On women's day,
I'm thinking about the special ways you have made my life better.
The little things, the not-so-little things...
Your kindness, the way you always listen and pay attention to me.
You make my world .

## [Beauty of the Lady](https://sms4smile.com/womens-day-sms/beauty-of-the-lady-3.html "Beauty of the Lady")

[Women's Day SMS 2027](https://sms4smile.com/category/womens-day-sms/)

The willingness to listen,
the patience to understand,
the strength to support,
the heart to care &amp; just to be there..
that is the beauty of a lady!
Happy Women's Day!

## [Women has many roles 2 play](https://sms4smile.com/womens-day-sms/women-has-many-roles-2-play-3.html "Women has many roles 2 play")

[Women's Day SMS 2027](https://sms4smile.com/category/womens-day-sms/)

She has many roles 2 play:Mother,Sister,Daughter,Friend &amp; so on.
Every legend was born of her pain!,
'WoMeN's DaY!'

## [Pair of strange socks](https://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms/pair-of-strange-socks.html "Pair of strange socks")

[Sardar SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/sardar-sms/)

A sardar joke about matching odd socks — he has another pair just like them.

Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing,
one is green and one is blue with red spots!

Sardar ji: Yes it's really strange.
I've got another pair of the same at home.

## [Womens have strengths](https://sms4smile.com/womens-day-sms/womens-have-strengths-3.html "Womens have strengths")

[Women's Day SMS 2027](https://sms4smile.com/category/womens-day-sms/)

"WOMEN have strengths that amazes man..
she can handle trouble &amp; carry heavy burdens..
she holds happiness, love &amp; opinions.."

Happy Womens Day

## [It is wrong to sleep with married women.](https://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms/it-is-wrong-to-sleep-with-married-women.html "It is wrong to sleep with married women.")

[Sardar SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/sardar-sms/)

Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days
Guess why?
because somebody had told him that
it is wrong to sleep with married women.

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