--- title: "SMS4Smile: SMS Messages, Wishes, Greetings & Jokes Collection" description: "Latest SMS messages, wishes, greetings, quotes & jokes [Love, Romantic, Friendship, Funny, Good night, Good morning & birthday ] by SMS4Smile.com" --- # SMS / Text Messages You are here: [SMS4Smile](https://sms4smile.com/) » **Page 478** ## [Sweet Women's Day MSG](https://sms4smile.com/womens-day-sms/sweet-womens-day-msg-3.html "Sweet Women's Day MSG") [Women's Day SMS 2027](https://sms4smile.com/category/womens-day-sms/) You are as sweet inside as out. Hope your day is as sweet as you are! ## [Because married men are more obedient.](https://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/because-married-men-are-more-obedient.html "Because married men are more obedient.") [Marriage SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/marriage-sms/), [Santa Banta SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/santa-banta-sms/) Banta owned a factory. He issued orders that only married men would be employed. Friend asks: Why this ? Bant reply: Because married men are more obedient. ## [A sardar went to Pizza Hut](https://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms/a-sardar-went-to-pizza-hut.html "A sardar went to Pizza Hut") [Sardar SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/sardar-sms/) A sardar orders pizza cut in four, not eight — because he can not eat eight pieces. A sardar went to Pizza Hut. There he ordered a Pizza. The Waiter asked him: Sir shell I cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces. Sardar replied: O 4 hi le aa yaar, 8 to nahin khaye jayein gay ## [Great Women's Day SMS](https://sms4smile.com/womens-day-sms/great-womens-day-sms-3.html "Great Women's Day SMS") [Women's Day SMS 2027](https://sms4smile.com/category/womens-day-sms/) By and large, mothers and housewives are the only workers who do not have regular time off. They are the great vacation-less class. ## [Last chance to run away](https://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/last-chance-to-run-away.html "Last chance to run away") [Marriage SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/marriage-sms/) Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse? A: He is given his last chance to run away...!! ## [Scientific formula of water by sardar](https://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms/scientific-formula-of-water-by-sardar.html "Scientific formula of water by sardar") [Sardar SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/sardar-sms/) Teacher: what is the scientific formula for water? Sardar: h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o. Teacher: nonsense! how did you derive that? Sardar: auntie, it is H to O (h2o)! ## [Beautiful message for womens day](https://sms4smile.com/womens-day-sms/beautiful-message-for-womens-day-3.html "Beautiful message for womens day") [Women's Day SMS 2027](https://sms4smile.com/category/womens-day-sms/) A beautiful woman must expect to be more accountable for her steps, than one less attractive. Happy Women's Day ## [Y 18 sardars go 2 a movie](https://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms/y-18-sardars-go-2-a-movie.html "Y 18 sardars go 2 a movie") [Sardar SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/sardar-sms/) Question: Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie? Answer: Because below 18 was not allowed. ## [Woman is like a tea bag](https://sms4smile.com/womens-day-sms/woman-is-like-a-tea-bag-3.html "Woman is like a tea bag") [Women's Day SMS 2027](https://sms4smile.com/category/womens-day-sms/) A woman is like a tea bag -- you never know how strong she is until she gets in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt Happy Women's Day ## [Kept the door open while bathing](https://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms/kept-the-door-open-while-bathing.html "Kept the door open while bathing") [Sardar SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/sardar-sms/) Do U know why a sardar ji kept the door open while taking a bath? Because he was scared that someone might see through the “KEY HOLE‚. ## [What does a woman want?](https://sms4smile.com/womens-day-sms/what-does-a-woman-want-3.html "What does a woman want?") [Women's Day SMS 2027](https://sms4smile.com/category/womens-day-sms/) Despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, I have not yet been able to answer the great question that has never been answered: What does a woman want? -- Sigmund Freud ## [2 Sardars lookin at an Egyptian mummy](https://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms/2-sardars-lookin-at-an-egyptian-mummy.html "2 Sardars lookin at an Egyptian mummy") [Sardar SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/sardar-sms/) 2 Sardars lookin at an Egyptian mummy. Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case hai. 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