--- title: "SMS4Smile: SMS Messages, Wishes, Greetings & Jokes Collection" description: "Latest SMS messages, wishes, greetings, quotes & jokes [Love, Romantic, Friendship, Funny, Good night, Good morning & birthday ] by SMS4Smile.com" --- # SMS / Text Messages You are here: [SMS4Smile](https://sms4smile.com/) » **Page 422** ## [Titanic was sinking.](https://sms4smile.com/santa-banta-sms/titanic-was-sinking.html "Titanic was sinking.") [Santa Banta SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/santa-banta-sms/) Titanic was sinking. An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"? Santa: 2 KMs. Englishman jumped into sea. Englishman: Now, which direction (left or right)? Santa: Downwards! ## [It's only with a female](https://sms4smile.com/santa-banta-sms/its-only-with-a-female.html "It's only with a female") [Santa Banta SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/santa-banta-sms/) American: In our country , marriage even takes place with email. Santa: In India, it is only with a female ## [Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.](https://sms4smile.com/santa-banta-sms/once-banta-singh-attended-an-interview.html "Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.") [Santa Banta SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/santa-banta-sms/) Once Banta Singh attended an Interview. Interviewer : Give me the opposite words. Banta Singh : Ok Interviewer : Made in India Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan Interviewer : Good... Keep it Up Banta Singh : Bad.... Put it Down Interviewer : Maxi Mum Banta Singh : Mini Dad Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat Banta Singh : Insufficient! Don't take my seat Interviewer : Idiot! Take your seat Banta Singh : Clever! Don't take my seat Interviewer : I say you get out! Banta Singh : You didn't say I come in Interviewer : I reject you! Banta Singh : You appoint me ## [What a shot you made - santa singh](https://sms4smile.com/santa-banta-sms/what-a-shot-you-made-santa-singh.html "What a shot you made - santa singh") [Santa Banta SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/santa-banta-sms/) An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope. Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls. Seeing that Santa Singh shouted, “what a shot you made!‚ ## [Thats a lucky match stick](https://sms4smile.com/santa-banta-sms/thats-a-lucky-match-stick.html "Thats a lucky match stick") [Santa Banta SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/santa-banta-sms/) Santa Singh tried to light his cigarette. He struck the first match on the match box, but it didnt light. He tried another, It didnt light too. The third one finally lit his cigarette, carefully blew the match out and put it in his vest pocket. “What for did you put that match in your vest pocket?‚ asked the another man. Santa replied, “Thats a lucky match stick. Ill use it again.‚ ## [U r just trying 2 make me jealous.](https://sms4smile.com/santa-banta-sms/u-r-just-trying-2-make-me-jealous.html "U r just trying 2 make me jealous.") [Santa Banta SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/santa-banta-sms/) Preeto 2 maid: Oh Kanta, I have reason 2 suspect that Banta is having an affair with his secretary. Kanta: I don't believe it! U r just trying 2 make me jealous. ## [Banta to his new bride](https://sms4smile.com/santa-banta-sms/banta-to-his-new-bride.html "Banta to his new bride") [Santa Banta SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/santa-banta-sms/) Banta to his new bride, Preeto, “Now that we are married, do you think you will be able to live on my small income?‚ “Of course, dear, no trouble,‚ she replied. “But what will you live on?‚ ## [I will never marry in my life](https://sms4smile.com/santa-banta-sms/i-will-never-marry-in-my-life.html "I will never marry in my life") [Santa Banta SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/santa-banta-sms/) Banta ask santa: what will you advise your children about marriage? Santa declares: I'll never marry in my life and I'll give same advice to my children also. ## [Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump](https://sms4smile.com/santa-banta-sms/santa-goes-2-a-petrol-pump.html "Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump") [Santa Banta SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/santa-banta-sms/) Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump sees a board Don"t use Mobile Here, he Picks his Mobile Phone, Calls everyone from his phone & says DON"T CALL ME NOW. ## [Santa throw the butter out of the window?](https://sms4smile.com/santa-banta-sms/santa-throw-the-butter-out-of-the-window.html "Santa throw the butter out of the window?") [Santa Banta SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/santa-banta-sms/) Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window? A: He wanted to see butterfly! ## [What comes first the chicken or the egg ?](https://sms4smile.com/santa-banta-sms/what-comes-first-the-chicken-or-the-egg.html "What comes first the chicken or the egg ?") [Santa Banta SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/santa-banta-sms/) Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first the chicken or the egg ? O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega ! ## [What should I write against mother tongue](https://sms4smile.com/santa-banta-sms/what-should-i-write-against-mother-tongue.html "What should I write against mother tongue") [Santa Banta SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/santa-banta-sms/) Pappu while filling up a form: What should I write against mother tongue.? 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