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title: "SMS4Smile: SMS Messages, Wishes, Greetings & Jokes Collection"
description: "Latest SMS messages, wishes, greetings, quotes & jokes [Love, Romantic, Friendship, Funny, Good night, Good morning & birthday ] by SMS4Smile.com"
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# SMS / Text Messages

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## [A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/a-girl-on-the-cover-and-no-cover-on-the-girl.html "A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl")

[Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/)

Teacher:
What should be in a
book to make it a bestseller?

Tommy:
A girl on the cover
and
no cover on the girl.

## [May you always be in Allah's loving hand](https://sms4smile.com/cool-decent-sms/may-you-always-be-in-allahs-loving-hand.html "May you always be in Allah's loving hand")

[Cool/Decent SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/cool-decent-sms/)

A prayer for you from the core of my heart
May Allah be with you at every step you take,
May Allah guide you in each decision you make,
May Allah help you when life gets rough,
May Allah Bless you with more than enough,
May Allah protect you when you fall,
May Allah hear you when you call,
May Allah sooth your heart when you don't understand,
May you always be in Allah's loving Hand...
:-)
AMEEN

## [Rich man vs Poor man](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/rich-man-vs-poor-man.html "Rich man vs Poor man")

[Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/)

A class-reversal joke where a poor man's only asset beats all of a rich man's wealth.

Rich Man: Today, I have 14 Cars,
18 Bikes, 4 Bungalows, 3 Farm Houses

What do you have?

Poor Man: I have a boy

whos Girl Friend is
.
.
.
.
Your Daughter..!

## [For true success](https://sms4smile.com/motivational-quotes-sms/for-true-success.html "For true success")

[Motivational Quotes SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/motivational-quotes-sms/)

For true success ask
yourself these four questions:
Why?
Why not?
Why not me?
Why not now?
(James Allen)

## [If you feel stressed](https://sms4smile.com/cool-decent-sms/if-you-feel-stressed.html "If you feel stressed")

[Cool/Decent SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/cool-decent-sms/)

If you Feel Stressed,
Give yourself A Break..
Eat Some chocolates, Custards,
Ice Creams,Candies n Cakes..

Why?

Because STRESSED
Spelled Backwards
is DESSERTS.. ..:)

## [The best quote of advertisment](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/the-best-quote-of-advertisment.html "The best quote of advertisment")

[Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/)

The best quote of advertisment
written in front of a famous beauty parlour :

"Don't whistle at the girl going out from here,
She might b ur grand mother..."

## [Positive thought](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/positive-thought.html "Positive thought")

[Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/), [Motivational Quotes SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/motivational-quotes-sms/)

A baby mosquito came back after its 1st fight.
.
.
.
Dad asked: "how did u feel?"
.
.
.
It replied: "Dad it was wonderful. evry1 ws clappin 4 me"

Moral: Take evrything positively

## [Dont be scared](https://sms4smile.com/motivational-quotes-sms/dont-be-scared.html "Dont be scared")

[Motivational Quotes SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/motivational-quotes-sms/)

Don't be scared by a person
who practices a 100 kicks one time,
fear a person
who practices 1 kick a 100 times.

## [Best couple in the world](https://sms4smile.com/cool-decent-sms/best-couple-in-the-world.html "Best couple in the world")

[Cool/Decent SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/cool-decent-sms/)

U know who is d best couple in the world?
Smile and tears.
Usually they r not seen 2gether,
but when they r together its the best moment of the life\*

## [Hands / Heart in pain](https://sms4smile.com/cool-decent-sms/hands-heart-in-pain.html "Hands / Heart in pain")

[Cool/Decent SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/cool-decent-sms/)

"Cute Feeling"

My Hands Never Pain
When Typing Message For You,

But My Heart Always
In Pain When There Is No Reply..

## [ECG if you go out ..](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/ecg-if-you-go-out.html "ECG if you go out ..")

[Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/)

An ECG chart comparison for going out with wife, girlfriend, and getting caught.

ECG if u go out with wife
/l\_\_,-.\_\_/\_,\_,-.

ECG if u go out with girlfriend
\_/l\_/l\_/l\_/l\_/\_/\_

ECG if wife catches u with girlfriend...
/\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_

## [9 Interesting confusions](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/9-interesting-confusions.html "9 Interesting confusions")

[Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/)

A list of nine nonsense questions that sound philosophical but go nowhere.

"Interesting Confusions"

1\. Can u cry under water?

2\. Do fish ever get thirsty?

3\. Why don't birds fall out of trees when they sleep?

4\. What do u call a male lady bird?

5\. Why is it called building when it's already built?

6\. When they say dog food is new &amp; improved in taste, who tastes it?

7\. If money doesn't grow on trees then why banks have branches?

8\. Why does a round pizza come in sqaure box?

9.Why doesn't glue, stick to its bottle;-)..!!

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