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title: "SMS4Smile: SMS Messages, Wishes, Greetings & Jokes Collection"
description: "Latest SMS messages, wishes, greetings, quotes & jokes [Love, Romantic, Friendship, Funny, Good night, Good morning & birthday ] by SMS4Smile.com"
---

# SMS / Text Messages

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## [Difference between shit and oh shit](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/difference-between-shit-and-oh-shit.html "Difference between shit and oh shit")

[Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/)

Difference b/w shit & Oohh shit:
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A boy Threw a love letter to a girl
.
but it fell on her brother..
Shittt!
.

And Her brother was GAY..
Oohh ShIt
:-P

## [Every human has four endowments](https://sms4smile.com/motivational-quotes-sms/every-human-has-four-endowments.html "Every human has four endowments")

[Motivational Quotes SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/motivational-quotes-sms/)

Every human has four endowments
self-awareness,
conscience,
independent will
and
creative imagination.
These give us the ultimate human freedom...
The power to choose, to respond, to change.

(Stephen Covey)

## [To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/to-whom-do-you-owe-your-success-as-a-millionaire.html "To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire")

[Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/), [Wife SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/wife-sms/)

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."

Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: "What were you before you married her?"
Millionaire: "A Billionaire"

## [I've seen angels in the sky](https://sms4smile.com/cool-decent-sms/ive-seen-angels-in-the-sky.html "I've seen angels in the sky")

[Cool/Decent SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/cool-decent-sms/)

I've seen angels in the sky,
I've seen snow fall in July,
I've seen things you could only imagine to see or do,
But I still haven't seen anything sweeter than you!

## [What we can or cannot do](https://sms4smile.com/motivational-quotes-sms/what-we-can-or-cannot-do.html "What we can or cannot do")

[Motivational Quotes SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/motivational-quotes-sms/)

What we can or cannot do,
what we consider possible or impossible,
is rarely a function of our true capability.
It is more likely a function of our
beliefs about who we are.

(Anthony Robbins)

## [Don't drink unboiled water](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/dont-drink-unboiled-water.html "Don't drink unboiled water")

[Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/)

Attention plz...!

Don't drink unboiled water..

Because..
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Fish live in water without pampers..
Seriously..!

## [Picture on driving license and facebook](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/picture-on-driving-license-and-facebook.html "Picture on driving license and facebook")

[Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/), [Misc SMS Jokes](https://sms4smile.com/category/misc-sms-jokes/)

Funny Truth-

No one is as ugly as their driving license/ identity card picture,

nor as good-looking as their facebook profile pic..! :D ;)

## [If 10 people care 4 U, One of them is me....](https://sms4smile.com/cool-decent-sms/if-10-people-care-4-u-one-of-them-is-me-2.html "If 10 people care 4 U, One of them is me....")

[Cool/Decent SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/cool-decent-sms/)

If 10 people care 4 U, One of them is me....
If one person cares 4 U, tat would be me again....
If no one cares 4 U,
that means I M not in this world...

## [The first secret of success.](https://sms4smile.com/motivational-quotes-sms/the-first-secret-of-success.html "The first secret of success.")

[Motivational Quotes SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/motivational-quotes-sms/)

People become really quite remarkable
when they start thinking that they can do things.
When they believe in themselves
they have the first secret of success.

(Norman Vincent Peale)

## [I'm warning you](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/im-warning-you.html "I'm warning you")

[Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/)

Girl : I'm warning you
My Mummy is coming back in half an hour..

Boy : But I'm not doing anything..
Girl : That's why I'm warning you..

Hurry up ! :D :D

## [Life is touch & go.](https://sms4smile.com/cool-decent-sms/life-is-touch-go.html "Life is touch & go.")

[Cool/Decent SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/cool-decent-sms/)

Life is touch & go.
Some people will be there
only for sometime,
some will go away,
but ppl who find u special,
will always find ways to stay.

## [Motivation doesn't last](https://sms4smile.com/motivational-quotes-sms/motivation-doesnt-last.html "Motivation doesn't last")

[Motivational Quotes SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/motivational-quotes-sms/)

People often say that
motivation doesn't last.
Well, neither does bathing -
that's why we recommend it daily.

(Zig Ziglar)

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