--- title: "SMS4Smile: SMS Messages, Wishes, Greetings & Jokes Collection" description: "Latest SMS messages, wishes, greetings, quotes & jokes [Love, Romantic, Friendship, Funny, Good night, Good morning & birthday ] by SMS4Smile.com" --- # SMS / Text Messages You are here: [SMS4Smile](https://sms4smile.com/) » **Page 387** ## [Difference between Husband & gadha](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/difference-between-husband-gadha.html "Difference between Husband & gadha") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/), [Wife SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/wife-sms/) Difference between Husband & gadha. Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai, but Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!! ## [Positive thinking poem](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/positive-thinking-poem.html "Positive thinking poem") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/), [Misc SMS Jokes](https://sms4smile.com/category/misc-sms-jokes/) A short poem about bird droppings that reframes positivity with a cow comparison. Positive-thinking poem: Little bird in the sky Droping shit into ur eye U don't worry u don't cry, U just thank God that, Cows do not fly Always b positive ## [Positive thinking is like](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/positive-thinking-is-like.html "Positive thinking is like") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/) Positive thinking is like..... U r standing on the middle of the road......... & suddenly a crow beats on your head.... But you remain calm... and thanks to God... that cows dont fly:) ## [A bull and a cow is grazing in the field](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/a-bull-and-a-cow-is-grazing-in-the-field.html "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/) Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field" Student : "A cow and a bull is grazing in the field" Teacher : How? Student : Ladies first. ## [Life is like a novel](https://sms4smile.com/motivational-quotes-sms/life-is-like-a-novel-2.html "Life is like a novel") [Motivational Quotes SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/motivational-quotes-sms/) "Life is like a novel and every day is a new page. so if a page is sad next will b happy.. so don't worry turn the page and enjoy the life.. ## [You were born with potential.](https://sms4smile.com/motivational-quotes-sms/you-were-born-with-potential.html "You were born with potential.") [Motivational Quotes SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/motivational-quotes-sms/) You were born with potential. You were born with goodness and trust. You were born with ideals and dreams. You were born with greatness. You were born with wings. You are not meant for crawling, so dont. You have wings. Learn to use them and fly. (Rumi) ## [Realize value & respect girls](https://sms4smile.com/cool-decent-sms/realize-value-respect-girls.html "Realize value & respect girls") [Cool/Decent SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/cool-decent-sms/) Girls leave their own homes to bring happiness to others' homes. A reminder to see what they actually give up. Why girls get married n go 2 a strangers home? Cause they are blessed angles of the Almighty, After filling their own home with color of Happiness, They go away 2 colour others home, realise the values of gals n respect them ## [](https://sms4smile.com/cool-decent-sms/messages-5.html) [Cool/Decent SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/cool-decent-sms/) Collection of **cool sms**, **cool sms messages**, **cool sms jokes**, **free cool sms**, **funny cool sms**, **cool friendship sms**, **cool and funny sms messages** and **cool text messages** in English. ## [How he got into the house](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/how-he-got-into-the-house.html "How he got into the house") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/) A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. “Youll get your chance in court,‚ said the Police officer. “No, no no!‚ said the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. Ive been trying for years.‚ ## [itni khushi bardasht nahin ker sakta](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/itni-khushi-barsaht-nahin-ker-sakta.html "itni khushi bardasht nahin ker sakta") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/), [Wife SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/wife-sms/) Wife:-I will die. Husband:- I will also die. Wife:-why will you die? Husband:-because main itni khushi bardasht nahin ker sakta:D ## [Terrorist hijacked 747 lawyers.](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/terrorist-hijacked-747-lawyers.html "Terrorist hijacked 747 lawyers.") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/) Q: Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of lawyers? A: He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren't met. ## [Death is not the biggest fear we have](https://sms4smile.com/motivational-quotes-sms/death-is-not-the-biggest-fear-we-have.html "Death is not the biggest fear we have") [Motivational Quotes SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/motivational-quotes-sms/) A Don Miguel Ruiz quote about fear — not of death, but of showing up as yourself. Death is not the biggest fear we have; our biggest fear is taking the risk to be alive -- the risk to be alive and express what we really are. 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