--- title: "SMS4Smile: SMS Messages, Wishes, Greetings & Jokes Collection" description: "Latest SMS messages, wishes, greetings, quotes & jokes [Love, Romantic, Friendship, Funny, Good night, Good morning & birthday ] by SMS4Smile.com" --- # SMS / Text Messages You are here: [SMS4Smile](https://sms4smile.com/) » **Page 384** ## [Funny interview questions about IQ](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/funny-interview-questions-about-iq.html "Funny interview questions about IQ") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/), [Riddle SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/riddle-sms/) Interviewer: There are 500 bricks on a plane. You drop one outside. How many are left? Applicant: That's easy, 499 Interviewer: What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge? Applicant: Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge. Interviewer: What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge? Applicant: Open the fridge. Take the elephant out. Put the deer in. Close the fridge. Interviewer: It's lion's birthday, all the animals are there except one, why? Applicant: Because the deer is in the fridge. Interviewer: How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles? Applicant: She just crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday. Interviewer: Last question. In the end the old lady still died, Why? Applicant: Err....I guess she drowned? Interviewer: No! She was hit by the brick. You may leave now. ## [What gift you want for your birthday](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/what-gift-you-want-for-your-birthday.html "What gift you want for your birthday") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/) Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it. ## [New APP for Husbands in iphone 7](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/new-app-for-husbands-in-iphone-7.html "New APP for Husbands in iphone 7") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/), [Wife SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/wife-sms/) After massive demand from all husbands... A new app called,"Fear" is launched in IPHONE 7 You just say ,"Wife" and it immediately closes all websites, hides all chats, shuts down all games, hide all special folders and deletes chat history! and best above all, it puts your wife's photograph as a wallpaper. ## [](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/messages-6.html) [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/) Browse through our **Funny SMS Messages** and send free **Funny sms** / **poem** / **poetry** / **greetings**, **hindi jokes**, **birthday funny text messages**, **funny hindi mobile jokes** and **good sms** to your friend, family or near and dear ones. ## [I'm too Good, Accept it!](https://sms4smile.com/cool-decent-sms/im-too-good-accept-it.html "I'm too Good, Accept it!") [Cool/Decent SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/cool-decent-sms/) Life is Short, Live it! Love is Small, Flirt it! Troubles are Momentary, Face it! Memories are Sweet, Cherish it! I'm too Good, Accept it! ## [Happiness depends solely upon what you think](https://sms4smile.com/motivational-quotes-sms/happiness-depends-solely-upon-what-you-think.html "Happiness depends solely upon what you think") [Motivational Quotes SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/motivational-quotes-sms/) Remember, happiness doesn't depend upon who you are or what you have, it depends solely upon what you think. (Dale Carnegie) ## [New sim to surprise her husband](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/new-sim-to-surprise-her-husband.html "New sim to surprise her husband") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/), [Wife SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/wife-sms/) Woman Buys A New Sim Card Puts It In Her Phone And Decides To Surprise Her Husband Who Is Seated On The Couch In The Living Room. She Goes To The Kitchen, Calls Her Husband With The New Number: "Hello Darling" The Husband Responds In A Low Tone: "Let Me Call U Back Later Honey, The Dumb Lady Is In The Kitchen.. =P ## [Good / bad news after wife accident](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/good-bad-news-after-wife-accident.html "Good / bad news after wife accident") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/), [Wife SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/wife-sms/) A man received d phone from emergency room of hospital Doctor: Your wife was in a fatal car accident & I've bad n good news. The bad news is, She has lost both arms n legs n will b on a respirator d rest of her life. Man: 0h my God, whats the good news? Doctor: I'm kidding, She is Dead... =P =D ## [What A Dialogue!! :D](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/what-a-dialogue-d.html "What A Dialogue!! :D") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/) Boy askd girl: y do u love a rose, Which dies in a day. But Don't love me, Who dies 4 u everyday?? Girl replied: . . . Oye hoye... What a dialogue!! :d ## [Dil ka dard dil torrne waley kiya jaaney](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/dil-ka-dard-dil-torrne-waley-kiya-jaaney.html "Dil ka dard dil torrne waley kiya jaaney") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/), [Poetry SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/poetry-sms/) A Roman Urdu poem about pursuing a girl that ends with fear of the father. Dil ka dard dil torrne waley kiya jaaney, Pyar ke rivajon ko zamana kiya jaaney, Hoti hai kitni takleef larrki ko pataney main, Ye ghar pe baitha larki ka baap kiya jaaney ## [Life can b hard & not always fun.](https://sms4smile.com/cool-decent-sms/life-can-b-hard-not-always-fun.html "Life can b hard & not always fun.") [Cool/Decent SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/cool-decent-sms/) Life can b hard & not always fun. But as night brings dark morning brings sun. When life gets tough & no1 seems 2 care give me a call coz I will always b there! ## [GOD created gap between fingers](https://sms4smile.com/cool-decent-sms/god-created-gap-between-fingers.html "GOD created gap between fingers") [Cool/Decent SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/cool-decent-sms/) You know why GOD created gap between fingers? 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