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title: "SMS4Smile: SMS Messages, Wishes, Greetings & Jokes Collection"
description: "Latest SMS messages, wishes, greetings, quotes & jokes [Love, Romantic, Friendship, Funny, Good night, Good morning & birthday ] by SMS4Smile.com"
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# SMS / Text Messages

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## [Self-pity gets you nowhere.](https://sms4smile.com/motivational-quotes-sms/self-pity-gets-you-nowhere.html "Self-pity gets you nowhere.")

[Motivational Quotes SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/motivational-quotes-sms/)

Self-pity gets you nowhere.
One must have the adventurous daring to accept
oneself as a bundle of possibilities and
undertake the most interesting game
in the world -- making the most of one's best.

(Harry Emerson Fosdick)

## [Someone loves to see u Smiling](https://sms4smile.com/cool-decent-sms/someone-loves-to-see-u-smiling.html "Someone loves to see u Smiling")

[Cool/Decent SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/cool-decent-sms/)

Smile in Pleasure
Smile in Pain
Smile when trouble pours like Rain
Smile when someone Hurts U
Smile because SOMEONE
still Loves to see u Smiling

## [Words for great relationship](https://sms4smile.com/love-sms/words-for-great-relationship.html "Words for great relationship")

[Friendship SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/friendship-sms/), [Love SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/love-sms/)

Magic Words For A
Great Relationship Are,

" I Love You "
" Just The Way You Are "

## [Who never makes mistakes](https://sms4smile.com/motivational-quotes-sms/who-never-makes-mistakes.html "Who never makes mistakes")

[Motivational Quotes SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/motivational-quotes-sms/)

The only man who never makes mistakes
is the man who never does anything.

(Theodore Roosevelt)

## [Husband was seriously ill](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/husband-was-seriously-ill.html "Husband was seriously ill")

[Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/), [Wife SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/wife-sms/)

A husband-wife joke where doctor's orders lead to an unexpected question.

Husband was seriously ill.
Doc to wife :-
Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood,
don’t discuss ur problems,
no tv serial, dont demand new clothes & gold jewels,
Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok.

On the way home..

Husband :- wat did the doc say ?
Wife :- .No chance for u to survive

## [An intelligent wife](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/an-intelligent-wife.html "An intelligent wife")

[Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/), [Wife SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/wife-sms/)

''An Intelligent Wife Is One
Who Makes Sure She Spends
So Much
That
Her Husband
Can't Afford Another
Women" :P

## [Money wrapped in a rubber band?](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/money-wrapped-in-a-rubber-band.html "Money wrapped in a rubber band?")

[Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/), [Sardar SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/sardar-sms/)

Sardarji to others:
Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band?
One said, Yes I did
Sardar: Well, it's your lucky day,
I found the rubberband!

## [You will die within 2 hours](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/you-will-die-within-2-hours.html "You will die within 2 hours")

[Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/), [Sardar SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/sardar-sms/)

Doctor to sardar : You will die within 2 hours.
Do you want to see any one before you die?
Sardar : Yes. A good doctor.

## [My Dear Brothers n Sisters :-)](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/my-dear-brothers-n-sisters.html "My Dear Brothers n Sisters :-)")

[Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/)

A kindergarten joke about a boy who covers his ears when his girlfriend starts speaking.

In a school function

A K.G boy started closing his ears with
both hands,
when girl was about to start her speech
Others asked him Why r you closing your ears?

He replied: Dude, She is my Girlfriend n She is
gonna start her speech with
.
.
.
.
.
.
My Dear Brothers n Sisters :-)

## [Similarity between Dinosaurs and decent girls](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/similarity-between-dinosaurs-and-decent-girls.html "Similarity between Dinosaurs and decent girls")

[Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/)

Do u know similarity
between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
?
?
?
?
Both don't exist.

## [Sending you 100,00,000 smiles](https://sms4smile.com/cool-decent-sms/sending-you-10000000-smiles.html "Sending you 100,00,000 smiles")

[Cool/Decent SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/cool-decent-sms/)

Sending you 100,00,000 smiles,
Take 1 for now \* keep the
remaining 99,99,999 under ur pillow,
pick out 1 every morning bcoz
I want 2 cu smiling always and always

## [This is life](https://sms4smile.com/cool-decent-sms/this-is-life.html "This is life")

[Cool/Decent SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/cool-decent-sms/)

Lot of things go
unquestioned...
lot of things
unanswered...
Some feelings r
burried alive...
Some are born dead.
"This is life"

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