--- title: "SMS4Smile: SMS Messages, Wishes, Greetings & Jokes Collection" description: "Latest SMS messages, wishes, greetings, quotes & jokes [Love, Romantic, Friendship, Funny, Good night, Good morning & birthday ] by SMS4Smile.com" --- # SMS / Text Messages You are here: [SMS4Smile](https://sms4smile.com/) » **Page 382** ## [2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/2-sardar-were-fixing-a-bomb-in-a-car.html "2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/), [Sardar SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/sardar-sms/) 2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. sardar 2 : Don't worry, I have a one more. ## [Never expect anything in return](https://sms4smile.com/cool-decent-sms/never-expect-anything-in-return.html "Never expect anything in return") [Cool/Decent SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/cool-decent-sms/) Never expect anything in return from any1 But the truth is when we really love someone, we naturally expect a little care 4rm them! ## [What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ?](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/what-is-the-difference-between-monkey-donkey.html "What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ?") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/) What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ? Monkey saves this message & Donkey deletes this message. Choice is yours ## [Add wife, have life :p](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/add-wife-have-life-p.html "Add wife, have life :p") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/), [Wife SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/wife-sms/) If you marry one woman, She will fight with you. But, if you marry 2 women, They will fight for you. Think different. Add wife, have life :p ## [What Is Experience](https://sms4smile.com/cool-decent-sms/what-is-experience.html "What Is Experience") [Cool/Decent SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/cool-decent-sms/) I Was Not Born Experienced But The Hard Realities, Deceiving Natures, Broken Promises, Double Faces, Attractive Words, Melting Emotions, Lovely Feelings, Harsh Truths, Bitter Behaviors, Loving Attitude, Ignoring Acts, Multi Standards & False Statements. These All Taught Me What Is Experience ## [The nearest way to glory](https://sms4smile.com/motivational-quotes-sms/the-nearest-way-to-glory.html "The nearest way to glory") [Motivational Quotes SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/motivational-quotes-sms/) The nearest way to glory is to strive to be what you wish to be thought to be. (Socrates) ## [Gangster's son failed his examination](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/gangsters-son-failed-his-examination.html "Gangster's son failed his examination") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/) Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination? A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything." ## [Be a diode/transistor/resistor & capacitor](https://sms4smile.com/cool-decent-sms/be-a-diodetransistorresistor-capacitor.html "Be a diode/transistor/resistor & capacitor") [Cool/Decent SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/cool-decent-sms/) Be ~A DIODE To Remove Negative Thinking ~A TRANSISTOR To Amplify The Character ~A RESISTOR To Drop Bad Habits ~A CAPACITOR To Store Good Thoughts:-) ## [Never regains its original dimensions](https://sms4smile.com/motivational-quotes-sms/never-regains-its-original-dimensions.html "Never regains its original dimensions") [Motivational Quotes SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/motivational-quotes-sms/) Man's mind, once stretched by a new idea, never regains its original dimensions. (Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr) ## [Ticket checker to a saint](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/ticket-checker-to-a-saint.html "Ticket checker to a saint") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/) A clever wordplay joke about religious birthplaces set on a train. In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please! Saint: I don't have. TT: Where do you want to go? Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya! TT: Come, lets go! Saint: Where? TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail. ## [Angry wife to her husband](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/angry-wife-to-her-husband.html "Angry wife to her husband") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/), [Wife SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/wife-sms/) An Angry Wife To Her Husband 0n Phone: "Where d Hell Are You ... ?" Husband: Darling You Remember That Jewelery Shop Where You Saw The Diamond Necklace n Totally Fell In Love With It n I Didn't Have Money That Time n I said "Baby It'll Be Yours 1 Day ... " O:) Wife, With A Smile & Blushing: Yeah I Remember That My Love ! Husband: I m In The Pub Just Next To That Shop ## [No argument at wedding crowd](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/no-argument-at-wedding-crowd.html "No argument at wedding crowd") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/) A Youing Couple Were Having Their First Fight And It Was A Big One After A While, The Husband Said: "When We Got Married, You Promised To Love, Honor n Obey" His Bride Replied: "I Know But I Didn't Want To Start An Argument In Front Of All Those People At d Wedding" - [« First](https://sms4smile.com/) - [‹ Previous](https://sms4smile.com/page/381/) - [379](https://sms4smile.com/page/379/) - [380](https://sms4smile.com/page/380/) - [381](https://sms4smile.com/page/381/) - 382 - [383](https://sms4smile.com/page/383/) - [384](https://sms4smile.com/page/384/) - [385](https://sms4smile.com/page/385/) - [Next ›](https://sms4smile.com/page/383/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "CollectionPage", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/page/382/", "name": "SMS4Smile: SMS Messages, Wishes, Greetings & Jokes Collection", "isPartOf": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/#website" }, "description": "Latest SMS messages, wishes, greetings, quotes & jokes [Love, Romantic, Friendship, Funny, Good night, Good morning & birthday ] by SMS4Smile.com", "breadcrumb": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/page/382/#breadcrumb" }, "inLanguage": "en-US" }, { "@type": "BreadcrumbList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/page/382/#breadcrumb", "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "name": "SMS4Smile" } ] }, { "@type": "WebSite", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/#website", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/", "name": "SMS4Smile", "description": "Latest SMS / text messages & jokes [Love / Funny / good night / good morning / romantic / birthday & adult]", "potentialAction": [ { "@type": "SearchAction", "target": { "@type": "EntryPoint", "urlTemplate": "https://sms4smile.com/?s={search_term_string}" }, "query-input": { "@type": "PropertyValueSpecification", "valueRequired": true, "valueName": "search_term_string" } } ], "inLanguage": "en-US" } ] } ```