--- title: "SMS4Smile: SMS Messages, Wishes, Greetings & Jokes Collection" description: "Latest SMS messages, wishes, greetings, quotes & jokes [Love, Romantic, Friendship, Funny, Good night, Good morning & birthday ] by SMS4Smile.com" --- # SMS / Text Messages You are here: [SMS4Smile](https://sms4smile.com/) » **Page 381** ## [A man found his wife having affair with a guy.](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/a-man-found-his-wife-having-affair-with-a-guy.html "A man found his wife having affair with a guy.") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/) A man found his wife having affair with a guy. He decided 2 kill himself & his wife. Apne kaan pe pistol lagai aur bola- tu khush mat ho agla number tera hai! ## [Want to win or to be happy?](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/want-to-win-or-to-be-happy.html "Want to win or to be happy?") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/), [Wife SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/wife-sms/) A Husband & Wife Were Arguing Over Some Issue. After Much Of Discussion, Wife Finally Said: "Tell Me Dear , Do You Want To Win OR Do You Want To Be Happy . . ? Argument Ended ## [There are no accidents](https://sms4smile.com/motivational-quotes-sms/there-are-no-accidents.html "There are no accidents") [Motivational Quotes SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/motivational-quotes-sms/) There are no accidents... there is only some purpose that we haven't yet understood. (Deepak Chopra) ## [The latest slogn of boys](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/the-latest-slogn-of-boys.html "The latest slogn of boys") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/) The latest slogn of boys: Pakistan is our nation Girls are our Destination Dating is Our Occupation Flirting is our Profession Leave about Education ## [God is making a beautiful picture 4 u](https://sms4smile.com/cool-decent-sms/god-is-making-a-beautiful-picture-4-u.html "God is making a beautiful picture 4 u") [Cool/Decent SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/cool-decent-sms/) Beautiful Pictures are Devolped from Negatives in a Dark Room. So, if U see Darkness in ur Life be sure that God is making a Beautiful Picture 4 U! :) ## [Side by side](https://sms4smile.com/motivational-quotes-sms/side-side.html "Side by side") [Motivational Quotes SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/motivational-quotes-sms/) “Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend.” ## [Never expect anything in return](https://sms4smile.com/cool-decent-sms/never-expect-anything-in-return-2.html "Never expect anything in return") [Cool/Decent SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/cool-decent-sms/) Never expect anything in return from any1 But the truth is when we really love someone, we naturally expect a little care 4rm them! ## [No word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/no-word-like-impossible-in-my-dictionary.html "No word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/), [Sardar SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/sardar-sms/) Hitler says, "There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary" Sardar says:Ab bolne se kiya fayidah? "Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na":D ## [Wife: Nonsense it's only a matter of patience](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/wife-nonsense-its-only-a-matter-of-patience.html "Wife: Nonsense it's only a matter of patience") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/), [Wife SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/wife-sms/) Husband:u will never succeed in making that dog obey u! Wife:Nonsense it's only a matter of patience, I had a lot of trouble with u at first. ## [Monkey can read SMS in my country](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/monkey-can-read-sms-in-my-country.html "Monkey can read SMS in my country") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/) American:-Dogs can find Bombs in my country. Japanese:-Fish can play Ball in my country. Pakistani:-Thats not a matter,Monkey can read SMS in my country... ## [Stupid and beautiful at same time](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/stupid-and-beautiful-at-same-time.html "Stupid and beautiful at same time") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/), [Wife SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/wife-sms/) A Husband said to his wife One day "I don't know how you can be so stupid & so beautiful all at the same time" The wife responded , "Allow me to explain, God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me ; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you !" ## [There is no such thing](https://sms4smile.com/motivational-quotes-sms/there-is-no-such-thing.html "There is no such thing") [Motivational Quotes SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/motivational-quotes-sms/) There is no such thing in anyone's life as an unimportant day. 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