--- title: "SMS4Smile: SMS Messages, Wishes, Greetings & Jokes Collection" description: "Latest SMS messages, wishes, greetings, quotes & jokes [Love, Romantic, Friendship, Funny, Good night, Good morning & birthday ] by SMS4Smile.com" --- # SMS / Text Messages You are here: [SMS4Smile](https://sms4smile.com/) » **Page 377** ## [Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/husband-wife-are-like-liver-and-kidney.html "Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/), [Wife SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/wife-sms/) A biology-based comparison of husband and wife that favors the wife's side. Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife is kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney. ## [Could u fax me ur photo](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/could-u-fax-me-ur-photo.html "Could u fax me ur photo") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/) Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u - it's really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp .... I'm playing cards and we've misplaced the JOKER. ## [The worst feeling in the world](https://sms4smile.com/broken-heart-sms/the-worst-feeling-in-the-world.html "The worst feeling in the world") [Broken Heart SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/broken-heart-sms/), [Sad SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/sad-sms/) Short and sharp. Send when you need someone to know how badly you were hurt — used and lied to, no drama needed. The worst feeling in the world is knowing that You've been used and lied to...! ## [I don't live there anymore](https://sms4smile.com/broken-heart-sms/i-dont-live-there-anymore.html "I don't live there anymore") [Broken Heart SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/broken-heart-sms/) Don't Judge Me By My Past... . . . I Don't Live There Anymore. ## [Practical exam, and legs test](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/practical-exam-and-legs-test.html "Practical exam, and legs test") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/), [Sardar SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/sardar-sms/) In a practical Exam Examiner showed legs of bird n said:Tell the bird's name Sardar:I dont know Exminer: U r failed.Wats ur name? Sardar: You see my legs, and tell me. ## [There is no end.](https://sms4smile.com/motivational-quotes-sms/there-is-no-end.html "There is no end.") [Motivational Quotes SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/motivational-quotes-sms/) There is no end. There is no beginning. There is only the infinite passion of life. (Federico Fellini) ## [Any boyfriend before marriage](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/any-boyfriend-before-marriage.html "Any boyfriend before marriage") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/), [Wife SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/wife-sms/) Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ?? Wife remains silent ‚¦‚¦ Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ?? Wife : Abbe gin ne to De‚¦. ## [Excellent & Positive Description of "Who is a MAN?"](https://sms4smile.com/cool-decent-sms/excellent-positive-description-man.html "Excellent & Positive Description of ") [Cool/Decent SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/cool-decent-sms/) Who is a MAN? A man is a beautiful part of God's creation who starts compromising at a very tender age. He sacrifices his chocolates for his sister. He sacrifices his dreams for just a smile on his parents face. He spends his entire pocket money on buying gifts for the lady he loves just to see her smiling. He sacrifices his full youth for his wife & children by working late at night without any complain. He builds their future by taking loans from banks & repaying them for lifetime. He struggles a lot & still has to bear scolding from his mother, wife & boss. His life finally ends up only by compromising for others' happiness. If he goes out, then he's careless If he stays at home, then he's a lazy If he scolds children, then he's a monster If he doesn't scold, then he's a irresponsible guy If he stops wife from working, then he's an insecure guy If he doesn't stops wife from working, then he's somebody who lives on wife's earnings. If he listens to mom, then he's mama's boy If he listens to wife, he's wife's slave Respect every male in your life. U will never know what he has sacrificed for you. Worth sending to every man to make him smile & every woman to make her realize his worth! ## [No chip chip / no chik chik](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/no-chip-chip-no-chik-chik.html "No chip chip / no chik chik") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/) DAD:dear son,why yor sister sitting so silent SON:Nothing dad sister asked lipstik, but i gave fevistik. No chip chip no chik chik ## [I don't trust easily](https://sms4smile.com/broken-heart-sms/i-dont-trust-easily.html "I don't trust easily") [Broken Heart SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/broken-heart-sms/) "I Don't TRUST Easily Because The People I Have Trusted In The Past Gave Me A Reason Not To. . ." ## [Skills learning and mastering](https://sms4smile.com/cool-decent-sms/skills-learning-and-mastering.html "Skills learning and mastering") [Cool/Decent SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/cool-decent-sms/) "Skills r started with learning & Mastered with Improvements Nothing is Hereditary Except Death!!" :-) ## [Coffee and wine shop difference](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/coffee-and-wine-shop-difference.html "Coffee and wine shop difference") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/), [Santa Banta SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/santa-banta-sms/) Santa-What Is Difference Between COFFEE Shop & WINE Shop? 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