--- title: "SMS4Smile: SMS Messages, Wishes, Greetings & Jokes Collection" description: "Latest SMS messages, wishes, greetings, quotes & jokes [Love, Romantic, Friendship, Funny, Good night, Good morning & birthday ] by SMS4Smile.com" --- # SMS / Text Messages You are here: [SMS4Smile](https://sms4smile.com/) » **Page 374** ## [Position of husband is like a split A.C.](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/position-of-husband-is-like-a-split-a-c.html "Position of husband is like a split A.C.") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/), [Marriage SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/marriage-sms/), [Wife SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/wife-sms/) Position of husband is like a split A.C. No matter how loud he is outside, but inside the house, he is designed to remain silent, cool & controlled by remote. ## [Bachelor or Married again](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/bachelor-or-married-again.html "Bachelor or Married again") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/), [Sardar SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/sardar-sms/) Sardars Friend: Yaar, Last Year The Name Plate Outside Your House Read Santa Singh, B.A. This Year It Reads Santa Singh, M.A. When Did You Finish Your Masters Degree? Sardar: You Dont Understand. Last Year My Wife Died, I Put B.A. To Indicate Bachelor Again. Then I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is Married Again. ## [Agar manzil ko pana hai to hosla sath rakhna](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/funny-sms/agar-manzil-ko-pana-hai-to-hosla-sath-rakhna.html "Agar manzil ko pana hai to hosla sath rakhna") [Hindi Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/hindi/funny-sms/), [Hindi Misleading SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/hindi/misleading-sms/) Three motivational couplets about courage, trust, and smiling — the last one undercuts everything by telling you to just brush your teeth. Agar manzil ko pana hai to hosla sath rakhna, Agar pyar ko pana hay to aetbar sath rakhna, Agar hamesha muskurana hay to DAANT saaf rakhna ## [Finish each day and be done with it](https://sms4smile.com/motivational-quotes-sms/finish-each-day-and-be-done-with-it.html "Finish each day and be done with it") [Motivational Quotes SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/motivational-quotes-sms/) Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could; some blunders and absurdities have crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; you shall begin it serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense. (Ralph Waldo Emerson) ## [Hum apko dekhne ki chahat rakhte hain](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/funny-sms/hum-apko-dekhne-ki-chahat-rakhte-hain.html "Hum apko dekhne ki chahat rakhte hain") [Hindi Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/hindi/funny-sms/), [Hindi Insult SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/hindi/insult-sms/) Yearns to see the recipient day and night — admits they keep Cartoon Network on hoping the person will appear on screen. Hum apko dekhne ki chahat rakhte hain, Aapki har baat dil me chupaye rekhte hain, Najane kub AAP T.V per aa jayen, Isi liye din raat Cartoon Network lagae rekhtay hain.. ## [Know the true value of time](https://sms4smile.com/motivational-quotes-sms/know-the-true-value-of-time.html "Know the true value of time") [Motivational Quotes SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/motivational-quotes-sms/) Know the true value of time; snatch, seize, and enjoy every moment of it. No idleness, no delay, no procrastination; never put off till tomorrow what you can do today. (Earl of Chesterfield) ## [Doctor advised to rest for 1 month](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/funny-sms/doctor-advised-to-rest-for-1-month.html "Doctor advised to rest for 1 month") [Hindi Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/hindi/funny-sms/), [Hindi Wife SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/hindi/wife-sms/) Wife says the doctor prescribed rest in some foreign country; husband's immediate suggestion is to find another doctor. Wife: suno ji doctor Ne mujhe aik maheenay k araam k liye beautiful foreign country janay ko kaha hai. Hum kahan jayen gay? Husband: doosray doctor k paas ## [50% of sardars are not donkeys](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/50-of-sardars-are-not-donkeys.html "50% of sardars are not donkeys") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/), [Sardar SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/sardar-sms/) A sardar protest joke where they celebrate a headline they clearly misread. Newspaper Mein News Lugi K "50% Of Sardars Are Donkeys" The Sardars Protested. Next Day News Lagi K "50% Of Sardars R Not Donkeys" The Sardars Celebrated. ## [Aakash k taron me khoya hai jahan sara](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/good-night-sms/aakash-k-taron-me-khoya-hai-jahan-sara.html "Aakash k taron me khoya hai jahan sara") [Hindi Good Night SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/hindi/good-night-sms/) A romantic Roman Urdu good night about scanning a sky full of stars to find the one that belongs to someone special. Aakash k taron me khoya hai jahan sara, Lagta hai pyara ek ek tara, Un taron main sabse pyara hai ek sitara, Jo is waqt parh raha hai sms hamara… Good Night...! ## [Wife is like a medicine Bas Ek hi kaafi hai](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/wife-is-like-a-medicine-bas-ek-hi-kaafi-hai.html "Wife is like a medicine Bas Ek hi kaafi hai") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/), [Wife SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/wife-sms/) Friends Are like “Priya Gold Biscuit‚ Haq Se maango Girl Friends are like Pepsi Yeh Dil Maange More Wife is like a medicine Bas Ek hi kaafi hai ## [Har nazar mein ek kashish hoti hai,](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/flirt-sms/har-nazar-mein-ek-kashish-hoti-hai.html "Har nazar mein ek kashish hoti hai,") [Hindi Flirt SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/hindi/flirt-sms/) Every heart carries longing, but building a Taj Mahal is impossible when most hearts are already housing four or five Mumtazes. Har nazar mein ek kashish hoti hai, Har dil mein ek chahat hoti hai, Mumkin nahi har ek k liye tajmahal banana, Kyunki har dil mein 4-5 mumtaz hoti hai. ## [Phol barsao mera dost aya hai](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/phol-barsao-mera-dost-aya-hai.html "Phol barsao mera dost aya hai") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/), [Insult SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/insult-sms/), [Poetry SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/poetry-sms/) Baharo phool barsao mera "DOST"aya hai. Hoto pe muskan, gali me mehak laya hai. 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