--- title: "SMS4Smile: SMS Messages, Wishes, Greetings & Jokes Collection" description: "Latest SMS messages, wishes, greetings, quotes & jokes [Love, Romantic, Friendship, Funny, Good night, Good morning & birthday ] by SMS4Smile.com" --- # SMS / Text Messages You are here: [SMS4Smile](https://sms4smile.com/) » **Page 367** ## [Recently fired stock trader](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/recently-fired-stock-trader.html "Recently fired stock trader") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/), [Wife SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/wife-sms/) A recently fired stock trader said ... "This is worse than divorce... I have lost everything and I still have my wife..." ## [What is the fastest thing in world?](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/what-is-the-fastest-thing-in-world.html "What is the fastest thing in world?") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/), [Sardar SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/sardar-sms/) Four guys 1 from Harward: 1 Oxford 1 Texas & a Sardar from Pujab university 1 common question: What is the fastest thing in world? Oxford:Light Harvard:Thought Texas:Blink of an eye Sardar:Its loose motions, because last night I was lying in my bed & before I could blink,think or turn on the lights, it was over! ## [Everyone in your life will hurt you](https://sms4smile.com/broken-heart-sms/everyone-life-will-hurt.html "Everyone in your life will hurt you") [Broken Heart SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/broken-heart-sms/), [Sad SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/sad-sms/) Everyone in your life will hurt you sooner or later. But you will have to decide. What is more important? The Pain Or The Person..??? ## [Love many things](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/love-quotes/love-many-things.html "Love many things") [Hindi Love Quotes](https://sms4smile.com/category/hindi/love-quotes/) A case for loving broadly — those who love deeply accomplish more, and anything done with love is done right. Love many things, for therein lies the true strength, and whosoever loves much performs much, and can accomplish much, and what is done in love is done well. ## [Struggle more effectively](https://sms4smile.com/motivational-quotes-sms/struggle-more-effectively.html "Struggle more effectively") [Motivational Quotes SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/motivational-quotes-sms/) Struggling people never Plan to rest, they Always plan to struggle More effectively instead of rest Because they know "Time has no holidays.." ## [Faith is important](https://sms4smile.com/motivational-quotes-sms/faith-is-important.html "Faith is important") [Motivational Quotes SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/motivational-quotes-sms/) Faith is important. No matter how you pray, meditate, relax. Have faith that it will work and it really will . ## [What maturity is about](https://sms4smile.com/broken-heart-sms/what-maturity-is-about.html "What maturity is about") [Broken Heart SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/broken-heart-sms/) I don't know exactly what being mature is . . . but I think when you are finally able to joke about things that once broke your heart! ## [Wo sunta to main kehta](https://sms4smile.com/ghazal-sms/wo-sunta-to-main-kehta.html "Wo sunta to main kehta") [Broken Heart SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/broken-heart-sms/), [Ghazal SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/ghazal-sms/) Wo sunta to main kehta,mujhe kuch aur kehna tha, wo pal bhar ko jo ruk jata,mujhe kuch aur kehna tha. kamai zindagi bhar ki,usi k naam to kar di, mujhe kuch aur karna tha,mujhe kuch aur kehna tha. kahan us ne suni meri,suni b un-suni kar di, usay maloom tha itna,mujhe kuch aur kehna tha. meray dil main jo dar aya,koi mujh main b dar aya, waheen ik rabta toota,mujhe kuch aur kehna tha. rawan tha piyar NUS NUS main,bohat qurbat thi apis main, usay kuch aur sun-ana tha,mujhe kuch aur kehna tha. ghalat fehmi ne baton ko barha dala younhi warna, kaha kuch tha,wo kuch samjha,mujhe kuch aur kehna tha. ## [I may not be by your side 2 wish u wonderful birthday](https://sms4smile.com/birthday-sms/i-may-not-be-by-your-side-2-wish-u-wonderful-birthday.html "I may not be by your side 2 wish u wonderful birthday") [Birthday SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/birthday-sms/) I may not be by your side.. Celebrating your special day with you.. But i want you to know that i am thinking of you & wishing you a wonderful birthday ! ## [A nice thought about promise](https://sms4smile.com/cool-decent-sms/a-nice-thought-about-promise.html "A nice thought about promise") [Cool/Decent SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/cool-decent-sms/) A nice Thought read it twice. ''Those who are most slow in making a promise, Are the most faithful in fulfillng it". ## [Open and close](https://sms4smile.com/cool-decent-sms/open-and-close.html "Open and close") [Cool/Decent SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/cool-decent-sms/) Dictionary Says That 'Open' And 'Close' Are Opposites, But.. Life Teaches That We Are "Open"Only With Those, With Whom We Are "Close" :-) ## [R u going 2 dance?](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/r-u-going-2-dance.html "R u going 2 dance?") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/) In a Party A Handsome guy askd a gal,"r u going 2 dance?" 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