--- title: "SMS4Smile: SMS Messages, Wishes, Greetings & Jokes Collection" description: "Latest SMS messages, wishes, greetings, quotes & jokes [Love, Romantic, Friendship, Funny, Good night, Good morning & birthday ] by SMS4Smile.com" --- # SMS / Text Messages You are here: [SMS4Smile](https://sms4smile.com/) » **Page 363** ## [NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/natural-disasters-just-happen.html "NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/), [Wife SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/wife-sms/) A dark-humor comparison between natural disasters and choosing a wife. Nobody teaches Volcanoes to erupt, Tsunamis to devastate, Hurricanes to sway around & no one teaches How to choose a Wife, NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN. ## [Sardar: I havnt slept all nite in the train.](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/sardar-i-havent-slept-all-nite-in-the-train.html "Sardar: I havnt slept all nite in the train.") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/), [Sardar SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/sardar-sms/) A sardar joke about a sleepless train night and a misunderstood berth exchange. Sardar: I havnt slept all nite in the train. Friend: Y? Sardar: Got upper berth. Friend: Y didnt u exchanged? Sardar: oye, there was nobody 2 exchange in the lower birth.. ## [Mental hospital is not so far](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/mental-hospital-is-not-so-far.html "Mental hospital is not so far") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/), [Insult SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/insult-sms/) Twinkle Twinkle little star, You should know what you are, And once you know what you are, Mental hospital is not so far. ## [You are seeing my wife](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/you-are-seeing-my-wife.html "You are seeing my wife") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/), [Sardar SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/sardar-sms/) Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto. Driver adjusted miror. Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife. Go & sit back. I will drive auto...:D ## [aaj tumhein akeiley mein....](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/adult-sms/aaj-tumhein-akeiley-mein.html "aaj tumhein akeiley mein....") [Hindi Adult SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/hindi/adult-sms/) aaj tumhein akeiley mein... le ja kar... apney hontoon se eik... k... ki... kis.. kiss... kissa sunaon bili aur chohey ka.......... ## [What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey?](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/what-is-a-difference-between-a-kiss-a-car-and-a-monkey.html "What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey?") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/), [Insult SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/insult-sms/) What? is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is so dear,? A car is too dear and A monkey is U dear. ## [Girls are like apples on trees.](https://sms4smile.com/cool-decent-sms/girls-are-like-apples-on-trees.html "Girls are like apples on trees.") [Cool/Decent SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/cool-decent-sms/) ‎Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they r afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples up top think something wrong with them when in reality they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree ## [May Allah Fill Your Life](https://sms4smile.com/cool-decent-sms/may-allah-fill-your-life.html "May Allah Fill Your Life") [Cool/Decent SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/cool-decent-sms/) I Always Remember The People, Who Are Special For Me, Important For Me, Near & Dear To Me, Unavoidable For Me, I Think About Them, I Care About Them, I Pray For Them & You Are One Of Them. So I Wish, May Allah Fill Your Life With Colors Of Happiness & Smiles. STAY BLESSED ALL THE TIME Aameen..! ## [The Girl Lost Her Chance To Marry](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/the-girl-lost-her-chance-to-marry.html "The Girl Lost Her Chance To Marry") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/) Boy: Marry Me..? Girl: Do You Have A House...? Boy: No.. Girl: Do You Have A Bmw Car...? Boy: No.. Girl: How Much Is Your Salary..? Boy: No Salary, But... Girl: No But.You Have Nothing. How Can I Marry You? Leave Please!! Boy: (talking To Himself) I Have One Villa, 3 Property Lands, 3 Ferrari ' S, And 3 Porsche's. Why Would I Need To Have A Bmw ? How Could I Get A Salary When I'm The Boss! & The Girl Lost Her Chance =P =D ## [Girl falling from 80th floor](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/girl-falling-from-80th-floor.html "Girl falling from 80th floor") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/) A girl Fell Down from 80th floor, A boy caught her on 65th floor and asked her... will u hug me...? She replied.., offcourse not... he dropped her. ........... she was caught on 30th floor by another boy.... He asked her, will u kiss me..? no not at all, she replied he dropped her too.. she prayed for last chance when a boy hold her on 5th floor. she immediately said... ok i will hug u and kiss u.. The boy dropped her and saying. Astagfirullah !! mera roza hai :P \[ I am fasting \] ## [Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai,](https://sms4smile.com/birthday-sms/phoolon-ne-amrit-ka-jaam-bheja-hai.html "Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai,") [Birthday SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/birthday-sms/), [Poetry SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/poetry-sms/) Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai, Sooraj ne gagan se Salam bheja hai, Mubarak ho Aapko Naya Janam Din, Tahe-Dil se Humne ye Paigaam bheja hai ! ## [Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you](https://sms4smile.com/birthday-sms/its-a-nice-feeling-when-you-know-that-someone-likes-you.html "Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you") [Birthday SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/birthday-sms/) Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you; but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday. 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