--- title: "SMS4Smile: SMS Messages, Wishes, Greetings & Jokes Collection" description: "Latest SMS messages, wishes, greetings, quotes & jokes [Love, Romantic, Friendship, Funny, Good night, Good morning & birthday ] by SMS4Smile.com" --- # SMS / Text Messages You are here: [SMS4Smile](https://sms4smile.com/) » **Page 355** ## [Har koi aap ki tarah MAD nahin hota](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/cool-decent-sms/har-koi-aap-ki-tarah-mad-nahin-hota.html "Har koi aap ki tarah MAD nahin hota") [Hindi Cool/Decent SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/hindi/cool-decent-sms/) Roman Urdu SMS turning MAD into a complimentary acronym (Most Attractive Dost), reframing an apparent insult as a sincere observation about uniqueness. Har laal rang RED nahin hota, Her murda DEAD nahin hota, Kaisay kahon par yeh sach hai, Har koi aap ki tarah MAD nahin hota... MAD bolay to [(more…)](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/cool-decent-sms/har-koi-aap-ki-tarah-mad-nahin-hota.html#more-1001555) ## [Similarity between chewing gum & begum](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/similarity-between-chewing-gum-begum.html "Similarity between chewing gum & begum") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/), [Wife SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/wife-sms/) What's the similarity between chewing gum & begum(wife) ?? . . . . . . . Both are sweet at the beginning and become tasteless, shapeless and chipku in the eNd... ## [Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chaltey hain!](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/adult-sms/boychalo-kisi-sunsaanviraan-jagah-chaltey-hain.html "Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chaltey hain!") [Hindi Adult SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/hindi/adult-sms/), [Hindi Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/hindi/funny-sms/) Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chaltey hain! Girl:tum aisi-waisi harkat to nahi karoge? Boy:bilkul nahi! Girl:to phir rehne do... ## [Interesting line on girl's T-shirt](https://sms4smile.com/adult-sms/interesting-line-on-girls-t-shirt.html "Interesting line on girl's T-shirt") [Adult SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/adult-sms/), [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/) Most interesting line written on the front of T-shirt of a girl, . . . . . . . Excuse me ! My face is above.;-) ## [Before and after marriage](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/before-and-after-marriage.html "Before and after marriage") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/), [Marriage SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/marriage-sms/) Before Marriage:- He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait she:do you want me 2 leave? He: No! don't even think about it She: do you love me ? He:ofcourse! over n over! She:have u ever cheated on me? He:No!y r u even asking? She:will u go on wid me on picnic? He:every chance I get! She:will u hit me ? He:R u crazy?I'm not that kind of person! She:can I trust u? He:yes.. She: Darling! After marriage... Now simply read from bottom to top ## [Smile is a curve](https://sms4smile.com/birthday-sms/smile-is-a-curve.html "Smile is a curve") [Birthday SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/birthday-sms/) A smile is a curve that sets everything straight and wipes wrinkle away hope u share a lots and receive a lots 4 days 2 come **happy birthday .......** ## [Movie titles related to eng students:](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/funny-sms/movie-titles-related-to-eng-students.html "Movie titles related to eng students:") [Hindi Exam SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/hindi/exam-sms/), [Hindi Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/hindi/funny-sms/) Engineering student life mapped to Bollywood film titles — from 'Socha Na Tha' for exams to 'Mission Impossible' for Maths 1 and 'Phir Milenge' for failure. Movie titles related to eng students: exams - socha na tha, classes - kabhi kabhi, question papers - na tum jano na hum, copying - yaarana, maths2 - asambhav, maths1 - mission impossible, environmental sciences - pyar mein kabhi kabhi, 1st semester - kuch to hai, 2nd semester - yeh kya ho raha hai, distinction - kal ho na ho, 1st class - raju bangaya gentleman, 2nd class - dil mange more fail - phir milenge ## [Two devils came in 2 my dreams.](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/two-devils-came-in-2-my-dreams.html "Two devils came in 2 my dreams.") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/), [Insult SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/insult-sms/) Two devils came in 2 my dreams. They said, "We want 2 disturb some good person." I suggest them your name. They said, "We cannot disturb our boss." ## [Wife wish 2 be a newspaper](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/wife-wish-2-be-a-newspaper.html "Wife wish 2 be a newspaper") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/), [Wife SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/wife-sms/) Wife: I wish I was a newspaper so I would be in ur hands allday. Husband: I too wish that u were a newspapers so I could have a new one everyday. ## [Can kids of our age have kids?](https://sms4smile.com/adult-sms/can-kids-of-our-age-have-kids.html "Can kids of our age have kids?") [Adult SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/adult-sms/), [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/) Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher: "can kids of our age have kids?" Teacher replied " NO Never!!" Boy said to girl : "see i told you not to worry!!!!". ## [If you truly love someone](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/love-quotes/if-you-truly-love-someone.html "If you truly love someone") [Hindi Love Quotes](https://sms4smile.com/category/hindi/love-quotes/) Genuine love means choosing someone's happiness even when that happiness has no room left in it for you. If you truly love someone, then the only thing you want for them is to be happy... even if its not with you. ## [Hey,u r 1 year older now](https://sms4smile.com/birthday-sms/heyu-r-1-year-older-now.html "Hey,u r 1 year older now") [Birthday SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/birthday-sms/) Hey, u r 1 year older now, 1 year smarter now, 1 year bigger now, and now u r 1 year closer to all your wishes. **Happy Birthday** - [« First](https://sms4smile.com/) - [‹ Previous](https://sms4smile.com/page/354/) - [352](https://sms4smile.com/page/352/) - [353](https://sms4smile.com/page/353/) - [354](https://sms4smile.com/page/354/) - 355 - [356](https://sms4smile.com/page/356/) - [357](https://sms4smile.com/page/357/) - [358](https://sms4smile.com/page/358/) - [Next ›](https://sms4smile.com/page/356/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "CollectionPage", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/page/355/", "name": "SMS4Smile: SMS Messages, Wishes, Greetings & Jokes Collection", "isPartOf": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/#website" }, "description": "Latest SMS messages, wishes, greetings, quotes & jokes [Love, Romantic, Friendship, Funny, Good night, Good morning & birthday ] by SMS4Smile.com", "breadcrumb": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/page/355/#breadcrumb" }, "inLanguage": "en-US" }, { "@type": "BreadcrumbList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/page/355/#breadcrumb", "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "name": "SMS4Smile" } ] }, { "@type": "WebSite", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/#website", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/", "name": "SMS4Smile", "description": "Latest SMS / text messages & jokes [Love / Funny / good night / good morning / romantic / birthday & adult]", "potentialAction": [ { "@type": "SearchAction", "target": { "@type": "EntryPoint", "urlTemplate": "https://sms4smile.com/?s={search_term_string}" }, "query-input": { "@type": "PropertyValueSpecification", "valueRequired": true, "valueName": "search_term_string" } } ], "inLanguage": "en-US" } ] } ```