--- title: "SMS4Smile: SMS Messages, Wishes, Greetings & Jokes Collection" description: "Latest SMS messages, wishes, greetings, quotes & jokes [Love, Romantic, Friendship, Funny, Good night, Good morning & birthday ] by SMS4Smile.com" --- # SMS / Text Messages You are here: [SMS4Smile](https://sms4smile.com/) » **Page 354** ## [R u a working woman or a housewife?](https://sms4smile.com/cool-decent-sms/r-u-a-working-woman-or-a-housewife.html "R u a working woman or a housewife?") [Cool/Decent SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/cool-decent-sms/), [Mother's day SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/mothers-day-sms/) Someone asked a women r u a working woman or a housewife? Her answer , "yes i am a ful time working housewife, I work 24 hours a day... I am an alarm clock,a cook, a maid,a teacher,a waiter,a nanny,a nurse,a handyman,a security officer,a counsellor and a comforter. I don't get holidays, sick leave or days off. I work through day and night.. I am on call all hours and get paid wth a sentence "Tum krti he kia ho ghar mai" (What at all do you do at house ?) Dedicated 2 all moms, wives,daughters n sisters. ## [A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/a-sardarji-goes-to-a-chinese-restaurant.html "A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/), [Sardar SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/sardar-sms/) A sardar points at a restaurant menu and orders the owner by mistake. A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant and puts his finger on the last of menu: Bring this. Waiter: Oh! you can't get it because he is the owner of restaurant. ## [I love PAKISTAN](https://sms4smile.com/flirt-sms/i-love-pakistan.html "I love PAKISTAN") [Flirt SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/flirt-sms/), [Misleading SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/misleading-sms/) A playful Roman Urdu acrostic that spells PAKISTAN with girls' names. I love PAKISTAN P= parveen A= asma K= kiran I= iqra S= seher T= tuba A= aalia N= nida PAKISTAN meri jan sab se pehle pakistan i love PAKISTAN ## [Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad](https://sms4smile.com/flirt-sms/hum-ho-gaye-tumhare-tumhe-sochne-k-bad.html "Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad") [Flirt SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/flirt-sms/), [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/), [Misleading SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/misleading-sms/), [Poetry SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/poetry-sms/) Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad, Ab na daikhen gay kisi ko tumhe daikhne k bad, Dunya chor dain gai tumhai chorne k bad, KHUDA! Maaf kare itne jhut bolne k bad ## [During the times when we fought](https://sms4smile.com/rakhi-sms/during-the-times-when-we-fought.html "During the times when we fought") [Rakhi SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/rakhi-sms/) I want 2 tell u, during the times when we fought, my love was in a different mood. Happy Raksha Bandhan sweety! ## [Your love makes me feel proud.](https://sms4smile.com/rakhi-sms/your-love-makes-me-feel-proud.html "Your love makes me feel proud.") [Rakhi SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/rakhi-sms/) Your love makes me feel proud. And on this day I want to shout it out loud. Happy Raksha Bandhan my sister. ## [Urgently Needed Electrician, Optician, Artist, Constructor, Gardener & Mathematician](https://sms4smile.com/cool-decent-sms/urgently-needed-electrician-optician-artist-constructor-gardener-mathematician.html "Urgently Needed Electrician, Optician, Artist, Constructor, Gardener & Mathematician") [Cool/Decent SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/cool-decent-sms/) Urgently needed: Not blood, but an **Electrician** to restore the current between people who do not speak to each other anymore. An **Optician**, to change the outlook of people. An **Artist**, to draw a smile on everyone's face. A **Constructor**, to build a bridge between neighbors. A **Gardener**, to cultivate good thoughts. And last but not least a **Mathematician**, for all of us to relearn how to add love and sympathy to our relations. ## [A husband is someone who](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/a-husband-is-someone-who.html "A husband is someone who") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/), [Marriage SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/marriage-sms/) A short observation about husbands taking out the trash like a heroic act. A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house. ## [Past is a nice place to visit,](https://sms4smile.com/cool-decent-sms/past-is-a-nice-place-to-visit.html "Past is a nice place to visit,") [Cool/Decent SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/cool-decent-sms/), [Short SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/short-sms/) Past is a nice place to visit, BUT Certainly not a good place to stay. ## [Realise It Before You Lose!](https://sms4smile.com/cool-decent-sms/realise-it-before-you-lose.html "Realise It Before You Lose!") [Cool/Decent SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/cool-decent-sms/) "When Someone Cares For Us, We Think They R Boring Us. But When We Really Need Them, Someone Else Have Already Liked Their Boring Care!" Realise It Before You Lose! ## [Altered definitions of student life](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/altered-definitions-of-student-life.html "Altered definitions of student life") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/) This is Student Life Definitions Altered :D SPEED : Getting ready in 5 minutes SHARING : Whole class copying one assignment but in totally different way PRESENTATION SKILLS : Can present one answer in 5 different ways for 5 different questions :D EDITING : Your report contains atleast 5 pages less than the person from whom you copied MULTI TASKING: Playing games on cell, sms to gf/bf, gossiping with seat mate, day dreaming, making teacher's sketch and still pretending that you are listening what teacher is saying. ART : Beautiful art on the last page of note book. SENSE OF HUMOR : Provide best unintentional humour to teachers during Viva :D CONSISTENCY : Once a Zero, always a Zero! VOICE MODULATION : Attendance in 5 different voices. STAMINA : Tolerating teacher for consecutive 1 hour :D PERIPHERAL VISION: Staring at your crush, no matter where so ever he/she sits :D HUMANITY : Failing and keeping the consistency of giving others a chance to top! :D TALENT : Make whole class laugh no matter how tense is the situation :P :D ## [Sending failed](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/sending-failed.html "Sending failed") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/) girl: hi baby! :) boy: hi my lovely.. (sending failed) girl: are u there?? boy: yes ! yes i am here! (sending failed) girl: are u ignoring me or what ??? boy: honey im not.... im here.. (sending failed) girl: ok! it's over; dont u ever talk to me again! boy: DAMN! go to hell ! >\_< . . 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