---
title: "SMS4Smile: SMS Messages, Wishes, Greetings & Jokes Collection"
description: "Latest SMS messages, wishes, greetings, quotes & jokes [Love, Romantic, Friendship, Funny, Good night, Good morning & birthday ] by SMS4Smile.com"
---

# SMS / Text Messages

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## [Wife comes home late at night](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/wife-comes-home-late-at-night.html "Wife comes home late at night")

[Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/), [Wife SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/wife-sms/)

Wife comes home late at night
and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.

From under the blanket
she sees four legs instead of two!

She reaches for a baseball bat
and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.

Once she's done,
she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.

As she enters,
she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. :s

"hi darling", he says,
"your parents have come to visit us,
so I let them stay in our bedroom.
Hope you have said hello to them.

## [God Always Has Something For You](https://sms4smile.com/cool-decent-sms/god-always-has-something-for-you.html "God Always Has Something For You")

[Cool/Decent SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/cool-decent-sms/)

God Always Has Something For You

A Key For Every Problem
A Light For Every Shadow
A Relief For Every Sorrow
N
A Plan For Every Tomorrow

Keep Faith

## [It's Like Facebook In Real Life.](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/its-like-facebook-in-real-life.html "It's Like Facebook In Real Life.")

[Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/)

Sunglasses:
Allowing You To Stare At
People Without Getting
Caught.
It's Like Facebook In Real Life.

## [4 Stages of marriage](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/4-stages-of-marriage.html "4 Stages of marriage")

[Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/), [Marriage SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/marriage-sms/)

4 Stages of marriage:

Mad for each other.
Made for each other.
Mad at each other.
Mad bcoz of each other.

## [Examiner taking practical of sardar](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/examiner-taking-practical-of-sardar.html "Examiner taking practical of sardar")

[Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/), [Sardar SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/sardar-sms/)

In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it's legs only?
Sardar:I don't know.
Examiner:You failed, what's your name?
Sardar:See my legs &amp; tell my name

## [](https://sms4smile.com/misleading-sms/3183.html)

[Misleading SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/misleading-sms/)

Here have compiled a great list of **misleading sms / text messages** which are also known as

## Double meaning sms / text messages

&amp;

## twisted sms / text messages

## [Failure is the opportunity](https://sms4smile.com/motivational-quotes-sms/failure-is-the-opportunity.html "Failure is the opportunity")

[Motivational Quotes SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/motivational-quotes-sms/)

Failure is simply the opportunity
to begin again,
this time more intelligently.

(Henry Ford)

## [Rakhi is just an excuse for me to express](https://sms4smile.com/rakhi-sms/rakhi-is-just-an-excuse-for-me-to-express.html "Rakhi is just an excuse for me to express")

[Rakhi SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/rakhi-sms/)

Rakhi is just an excuse
for me to express myself:
You mean the world to me.
Happy Raksha Bandhan to
my sweet sister.

## [An anniversary but not wedding](https://sms4smile.com/birthday-sms/an-anniversary-but-not-wedding.html "An anniversary but not wedding")

[Birthday SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/birthday-sms/)

Its a dedicated ceremony,
an aniversary, but not wedding.
The easy way to tell is
its birthday.
Have a smile in all the way
&amp; have a lovely birthday.

## [](https://sms4smile.com/adult-sms/messages.html)

[Adult SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/adult-sms/)

Collection of slightly **adult sms jokes &amp; text messages**. Some popular searches for such types of sms messages includes **adult sms jokes**, **adult sms forwards**, **free adult sms**, **funny adult sms**, **adult sms messages**, **Latest / New adult sms**, **adult messages**, **[hindi adult sms](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/adult-sms "Hindi Adult messages")**, **[urdu adult sms](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/adult-sms)** **collection**

## [I am a good enough ...](https://sms4smile.com/cool-decent-sms/i-am-a-good-enough.html "I am a good enough ...")

[Broken Heart SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/broken-heart-sms/), [Cool/Decent SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/cool-decent-sms/)

Forgiving someone doesn't mean trusting them again. The difference between the two matters a lot.

I am a good enough person to forgive you,
but not stupid enough to trust you again.

## [A Special Package For Business Men.](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/a-special-package-for-business-men.html "A Special Package For Business Men.")

[Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/), [Wife SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/wife-sms/)

An airline free-wife-ticket deal that backfires badly when letters go to the wives.

An Airline Introduced
A Special Package For Business Men.
Buy Ur Ticket Get Ur Wife's Ticket Free

After Great Success,
The Company Sent Letters To All The Wives
Asking How Was The Trip.
All Of Them Gave A Same Reply...

"Which Trip ?"

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