--- title: "SMS4Smile: SMS Messages, Wishes, Greetings & Jokes Collection" description: "Latest SMS messages, wishes, greetings, quotes & jokes [Love, Romantic, Friendship, Funny, Good night, Good morning & birthday ] by SMS4Smile.com" --- # SMS / Text Messages You are here: [SMS4Smile](https://sms4smile.com/) » **Page 341** ## [Some broken heart...](https://sms4smile.com/broken-heart-sms/some-broken-heart.html "Some broken heart...") [Broken Heart SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/broken-heart-sms/) Some broken heart, may never mend, Some memories may never end, Some wet tears may never dry, But my love for you will never die... ## [You risk even more](https://sms4smile.com/motivational-quotes-sms/you-risk-even-more.html "You risk even more") [Motivational Quotes SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/motivational-quotes-sms/) If you don't risk anything, then you risk even more. (Erica Jong) ## [Its me who live for you my dear valentine](https://sms4smile.com/romantic-sms/it%e2%80%99s-me-who-live-for-you.html "Its me who live for you my dear valentine") [Romantic SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/romantic-sms/), [Valentine SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/valentine-sms/) This is a moon which learns from you, That is a sun which respects you, There are stars which shine for you, And here, Its me who live for you. ## [Tie Rakhi for me this year and forever](https://sms4smile.com/rakhi-sms/tie-rakhi-for-me-this-year-and-forever.html "Tie Rakhi for me this year and forever") [Rakhi SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/rakhi-sms/) A Rakhi message from a sibling who knows the thread may not be tied this year — but the bond is still there. I am sure you are not going to tie Rakhi for me this year and forever. But let me tell you this. You are my sweetest little sis though we are not blood related. ## [Only you were selected](https://sms4smile.com/insult-sms/only-you-were-selected.html "Only you were selected") [Insult SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/insult-sms/), [Misleading SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/misleading-sms/) My eyes detected My heart reacted Thousand were rejected & Only you were selected. . . . . . . Because I needed a monkey for an advertisement. ## [10 marks in an exam](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/10-marks-exam.html "10 marks in an exam") [Exam SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/exam-sms/), [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/) Question: "How to kill an ant?" Asked in an exam for 10 marks! Student: Mix chilli powder with sugar, & Keep it outside the ant's hole After eating, ant will search for some water near a water tank. Push ant in to it! Now ant will go to dry itself near fire, When it reaches fire, put a bomb into d fire! Then admit wounded ant in icu! And then remove oxygen mask from it's mouth and kill the ant :-\| Moral: Don't play with students! They can do any thing for 10 marks ## [Rakhi bhaij di hai, mil jayegi](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/rakhi-sms/rakhi-bhaij-di-hai-mil-jayegi.html "Rakhi bhaij di hai, mil jayegi") [Hindi Rakhi SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/hindi/rakhi-sms/) Funny Rakhi SMS written as if from Bollywood star Mallika Sherawat, informing her 'bhaiya' via a borrowed phone that his rakhi is in the post. Hello Bhaiya, how r u? How's life? Rakhi bhej di hai, mil jayegi. Mera cell kharab hai isliye me inke cell se sms kar rahi hoon. Tumhari pyari behan - Mallika Sherawat ## [How do u determine whether to admit a patient or not?](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/how-u-determine-whether-admit-patient-not.html "How do u determine whether to admit a patient or not?") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/), [Misc SMS Jokes](https://sms4smile.com/category/misc-sms-jokes/) In a Mental Hospital a journalist asked the Doctor: How do u determine whether to admit a patient or not? Dr: Well, we first fill a BathTub & give a teaspoon, a glass & a bucket to the patient & ask them to empty the Bathtub.... Journalist: Oh, obviously a normal person would use d bucket bcoz its bigger.... Dr: NO, a normal person would pull the drain plug! Now will u plz proceed to bed no.39 ;-) ## [Do U Know The Meaning Of Healthy Life](https://sms4smile.com/cool-decent-sms/do-u-know-the-meaning-of-healthy-life.html "Do U Know The Meaning Of Healthy Life") [Cool/Decent SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/cool-decent-sms/) Do U Know The Meaning Of Healthy Life 1 Hour Exercise 2 Time Bath 3 Time Eat 5 Times Pray 6 Hour Sleep 8 Hour Work 1 Min Thinking Of Me ## [One day sky was crying](https://sms4smile.com/birthday-sms/one-day-sky-was-crying.html "One day sky was crying") [Birthday SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/birthday-sms/) One day sky was crying. I ask him why are you crying today. He told me i have lost my beautiful star. It was a day when you were born. "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" ## [Un PHULO se kya dosti](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/cool-decent-sms/un-phulo-se-kya-dosti.html "Un PHULO se kya dosti") [Hindi Cool/Decent SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/hindi/cool-decent-sms/) Roman Urdu SMS suggesting thorns make better friends than flowers: they hurt once but stay in memory, unlike flowers that bloom and fade. Un PHULO se kya dosti karoge.. Jo ek bar 'KHILE' or 'MURJA' jaye, dosti 'HUM' jese 'KANTO' se karo jo 1 bar CHUBHE' aur baar baar yaad aye... ## [A sardar prays daily for 2 hours](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/a-sardar-prays-daily-for-2-hours.html "A sardar prays daily for 2 hours") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/), [Sardar SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/sardar-sms/) A sardar prays daily for 2 hours, "Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagady." 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