--- title: "SMS4Smile: SMS Messages, Wishes, Greetings & Jokes Collection" description: "Latest SMS messages, wishes, greetings, quotes & jokes [Love, Romantic, Friendship, Funny, Good night, Good morning & birthday ] by SMS4Smile.com" --- # SMS / Text Messages You are here: [SMS4Smile](https://sms4smile.com/) » **Page 330** ## [Pata hai Main kya bana rahi hu?](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/funny-sms/pata-hai-main-kya-bana-rahi-hu.html "Pata hai Main kya bana rahi hu?") [Hindi Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/hindi/funny-sms/), [Hindi Insult SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/hindi/insult-sms/) A recipe SMS — two onions, garlic, cumin, and spices — and then asks if you know what's being cooked. The answer is: you. 2 pyaz, 3 lahsun, 5 gm zeera, 3 kali mirch, 2 spoon namak, 4 spoon oil, 1 cup water Aur thoda sa hara dhaniya. Pata hai Main kya bana rahi hu? . . . . . . . Tumhain ullu! ## [teray liye chand taray tor doon](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/flirt-sms/teray-liye-chand-taray-tor-doon.html "teray liye chand taray tor doon") [Hindi Flirt SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/hindi/flirt-sms/) Grand romantic promises — pulling down the moon, redirecting winds — followed by an honest admission that most of it is just sweet lies. teray liye chand taray tor doon, in hawaon ka rukh mor doon, itna kafi hai ya do char jhoot aur bol doon. ## [bottle main Pepsi say zyaada....](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/love-sms/bottle-main-pepsi-say-zyaada.html "bottle main Pepsi say zyaada....") [Hindi Love SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/hindi/love-sms/) A comically exaggerated declaration stacking wild comparisons — Pepsi, smelly socks, political corruption — all to say those three words with a grin. bottle main Pepsi say zyaada.... used Socks main smell say bhi zyaadaa.... Adnan Sami main charbi say zyaada... Mithai main sweet say zyaada... Pakistan main coruption say zzyaada... I LOVE U ## [I Found All THREE](https://sms4smile.com/love-sms/i-found-all-three.html "I Found All THREE") [Love SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/love-sms/) I Sought For LOVE But LOVE Ran Away From Me ... I Sought My SOUL But SOUL Couldn't See ... Then I Sought YOU And I Found All THREE ... ## [Har rooz.....](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/poetry-sms/har-rooz.html "Har rooz.....") [Hindi Poetry SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/hindi/poetry-sms/) Roman Urdu verse about daily small losses — a breaking dream, a drifting friend — and the pattern of the most-remembered always forgetting first. Har roz koi khuwaab toot jaata hay har roz koi apna rooth jaata hay naa janay meri Qismat main kya hay jisay main yaad karon wohi mujhe bhool jaata hay... ## [Expect the people you love to be better](https://sms4smile.com/love-sms/expect-the-people-you-love-to-be-better.html "Expect the people you love to be better") [Love SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/love-sms/) Expect the people you love to be better. It helps them to become better. But don't get upset when they fail. It helps them keep trying.! ## [Dua kon karay ga?](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/cool-decent-sms/dua-kon-karay-ga.html "Dua kon karay ga?") [Hindi Cool/Decent SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/hindi/cool-decent-sms/), [Hindi Mother's day SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/hindi/mothers-day-sms/) Roman Urdu SMS on a mother's enduring prayer: like moisture that stays in sand long after the sea has gone dry. 1 Din maa se pocha k maa k marnay k baad, dua kon karay ga? Tu maa boli! Samandar sookhnay k baad bhi rait mein nami reh jati hay ## [whenever , wherever ill be there for you](https://sms4smile.com/love-sms/whenever-wherever-ill-be-there-for-you.html "whenever , wherever ill be there for you") [Good Night SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/good-night-sms/), [Love SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/love-sms/) When u are at the end of the rope, just tie "one" knot and hang on ill surely come and tie the remaining " two" around you..... remember, only in darkness we can see stars ! ! whenever , wherever ill be there for you **good night and sweet dreams!!** ## [Insan ki haqiqi tasveer](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/wise-sms-quotes/insan-ki-haqiqi-tasveer.html "Insan ki haqiqi tasveer") [Hindi Wise SMS Quotes](https://sms4smile.com/category/hindi/wise-sms-quotes/) A brief Roman Urdu wisdom piece observing that no mirror reflects a person more truthfully than the words that come out of their mouth. Koi sheesha insan ki itni haqeeqi Tasveer paish nahi kar sakta Jitni us ki guftago paish karti hai" ## [When somebody who is deeply in love](https://sms4smile.com/love-sms/when-somebody-who-is-deeply-in-love.html "When somebody who is deeply in love") [Insult SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/insult-sms/), [Love SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/love-sms/) When somebody who is deeply in Love with you tells that You are cute, beautiful, & angelic, I agree. That's true, Believe me, I swear because love is definitely blind ## [Jaan hai mujhko zindagi se pyaari](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/love-sms/jaan-hai-mujhko-zindagi-se-pyaari.html "Jaan hai mujhko zindagi se pyaari") [Hindi Love SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/hindi/love-sms/), [Hindi Romantic SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/hindi/romantic-sms/) A declaration that one person has become more precious than life itself — every friendship and bond worth less than their love. Jaan hai mujhko zindagi se pyaari, Jaan ke liye kar doon kurban yaari, Jaan ke liye todd doon dosti tumhaari, Ab tumse kya chhupaana, Tum hi toh ho jaan hamaari. ## [2-4 patthar nhi chaba sakte?](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/funny-sms/2-4-patthar-nhi-chaba-sakte.html "2-4 patthar nhi chaba sakte?") [Hindi Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/hindi/funny-sms/), [Hindi Wife SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/hindi/wife-sms/) Husband complains wife can't remove stones from rice; she fires back that he has 32 teeth and can chew them himself. Husband: ALLAH ne tumhein 2 aakhen di hain chaawal se patthar nahi nikal sakti? 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