---
title: "SMS4Smile: SMS Messages, Wishes, Greetings & Jokes Collection"
description: "Latest SMS messages, wishes, greetings, quotes & jokes [Love, Romantic, Friendship, Funny, Good night, Good morning & birthday ] by SMS4Smile.com"
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# SMS / Text Messages

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## [Save girl friend number as low battery](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/save-girl-friend-number-as-low-battery.html "Save girl friend number as low battery")

[Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/)

I Have Saved My Girl Friend Number As "LOW BATTERY"
So Whenever She Calls & I Am Not Around
My Wife Plugs My Phone To The Charger :p

## [TERE YAAD](https://sms4smile.com/poetry-sms/tere-yaad.html "TERE YAAD")

[Poetry SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/poetry-sms/), [Romantic SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/romantic-sms/)

Chandani raat me our bhi shiddat se aaye gi us ki yaad
Behtar hai faraz so jana sham se pehle.

## [Share with the one who knows U](https://sms4smile.com/good-luck-sms/share-with-the-one-who-knows-u.html "Share with the one who knows U")

[Good Luck SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/good-luck-sms/)

Care for the one who shares with U,
Share with the one who knows U,
Know the one who misses U,
MISS the one who well wishes for U,
Wish u a very Good Luck!

## [Evil made a mother-in-law.](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/evil-made-a-mother-in-law.html "Evil made a mother-in-law.")

[Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/), [Insult SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/insult-sms/)

God thought that since
he couldn't b everywhere
he made a mother.

Then devil thought that
he couldn't be everywhere
he made a mother-in-law.

## [Catch her by her waist...Put ur lips on her lips...](https://sms4smile.com/adult-sms/catch-her-by-her-waistput-ur-lips-on-her-lips.html "Catch her by her waist...Put ur lips on her lips...")

[Adult SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/adult-sms/), [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/)

Catch her by her waist...
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a ...
...nice drink...PEPSI

## [What is a adult joke?](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/what-is-a-adult-joke.html "What is a adult joke?")

[Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/), [Sardar SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/sardar-sms/)

Sardarji was asked,
what is a adult joke?

Reply came
any joke which is eighteen years old.

## [Some people like sunday, some people like monday](https://sms4smile.com/birthday-sms/some-people-like-sunday-some-people-like-monday.html "Some people like sunday, some people like monday")

[Birthday SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/birthday-sms/)

Some people like sunday,
Some people like monday,
However i just like only one day,
Its your birthday?**Happy Birthday!**

## [By wife ....](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/by-wife.html "By wife ....")

[Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/), [Wife SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/wife-sms/)

Police Officer: I arrest people, But, when I go home, I'm under house arrest, by Wife

Professor: I give lectures to students, But, when I go home, I get Lectured hourly, by wife

CEO: I'm the Boss, But, when I go home, I always feel like an employee, by wife

Judge: I give Justice, but when I go home, I Beg for Justice, by wife

## [Kiss is the first step to show](https://sms4smile.com/kiss-sms/kiss-is-the-first-step-to-show.html "Kiss is the first step to show")

[Kiss SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/kiss-sms/), [Romantic SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/romantic-sms/)

Kiss is the first step to show
how much i love you,
how much i think about you,
how much i miss u
and
show that i trust u...

## [I'm still in love](https://sms4smile.com/broken-heart-sms/im-still-in-love.html "I'm still in love")

[Broken Heart SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/broken-heart-sms/), [Sad SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/sad-sms/)

The hours turned to days,
days to weeks,
and weeks to months.
Nothing has changed,
I'm still in love
and
you're still gone.

## [Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant.](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/nobody-carries-a-tiffin-to-a-restaurant.html "Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant.")

[Adult SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/adult-sms/), [Misc SMS Jokes](https://sms4smile.com/category/misc-sms-jokes/)

Wife: Why Arent You Taking Me With You To Bangkok?
Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant.

"If U Didn't Get It Go Watch Pogo":p

## [Examples of stupid questions people ask](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/examples-of-stupid-questions-people-ask.html "Examples of stupid questions people ask")

[Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/)

Examples of stupid questions people ask..

1\. When people c u lying down, wid ur eyes closd dy still ask:- r u sleepin?

2\. When it's rainin & some1 notices u goin out, dy ask: - r u going out in dis rain?

3\. Ur friend calls ur home fone:- where r u?

4\. Dey see u wet comin 4m de bathroom:- did u just hav a bath?

5\. U r standin rite in front of de elevator on the ground floor & dey ask:- goin up?

6\. U bring a bunch of flowers 4 ur sweet heart. & dey ask:- r dose fl.wers?

7\. U'r on the queue 2 buy tickets de cinema, a friend saw u & ask:- wat r u doin here?

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