--- title: "SMS4Smile: SMS Messages, Wishes, Greetings & Jokes Collection" description: "Latest SMS messages, wishes, greetings, quotes & jokes [Love, Romantic, Friendship, Funny, Good night, Good morning & birthday ] by SMS4Smile.com" --- # SMS / Text Messages You are here: [SMS4Smile](https://sms4smile.com/) » **Page 320** ## [A good teacher according to student](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/a-good-teacher-according-to-student.html "A good teacher according to student") [Exam SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/exam-sms/), [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/) A good teacher according to students is 1 who : -Should Be Absent At Least 3 Times A Week -Should Come In Class 10mins Late And Left The Class 10 Mins Earlier -Should Not Give Any Homework And Assignments -Should Not Ask Any Questions To Students -Should Not Disturb The Students By Teaching While They Are Talking ## [Most and least romantic rhymes](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/most-and-least-romantic-rhymes.html "Most and least romantic rhymes") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/), [Romantic SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/romantic-sms/) A Poetry Competition asked For A 2-Line Rhyme With d Most Romantic 1st Line & the Least Romantic 2nd Line There's d Winning Rhymes My darling, My Love,My Beautiful Wife Marrying U Ruined,My Whole Life I c Ur Face When I m Dreaming That's Why I Always Wake Up Screaming Kind Intelligent, Loving & Hot This Describes Everything You r Not I Love Ur Smile, Ur Face & Ur Eyes Damn, I'm V Good At Telling Lies ## [Can I make a call to my wife?](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/can-i-make-a-call-to-my-wife.html "Can I make a call to my wife?") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/), [Wife SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/wife-sms/) A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife? After making call he asked how much to pay. Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free. ## [ATM Jammed because of ...](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/atm-jammed-because-of.html "ATM Jammed because of ...") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/), [Sardar SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/sardar-sms/) Breaking News ATM @ Gulshan-e-Iqbal Is Jammed & Not In Working Condition . . . Because . . . Sardar's Wife Put Hair pin In Machine When It Said", Enter Ur PIN" ;) ## [We will buy new wedding wring](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/adult-sms.html "We will buy new wedding wring") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/), [Misleading SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/misleading-sms/) Girlfriend:Its 2 tight Boyfriend:Dont worry,Ill put it slowly, Girlfriend:Push it in, Boyfriend:Ah..I cant, Girlfriend:Its painful, Boyfriend:Forget it. . . . . Well buy new WEDDING RING! ## [Impact of Movies](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/impact-of-movies.html "Impact of Movies") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/), [Munna bhai SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/munna-bhai-sms/) Impact of Movies: Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi? Student:- He is the one who helped Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend! ## [A beautiful girl goes to Professor](https://sms4smile.com/adult-sms/a-beautiful-girl-goes-to-professor.html "A beautiful girl goes to Professor") [Adult SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/adult-sms/), [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/) A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin and say that i will do anything to pass in the exams and professor says NOW OPEN YOUR . . . . . . Books And Study ## [A sweeter smile, a brighter day](https://sms4smile.com/good-luck-sms/a-sweeter-smile-a-brighter-day.html "A sweeter smile, a brighter day") [Good Luck SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/good-luck-sms/) A sweeter smile, A brighter day, Hope everything turns out better 4 u 2morrow. May ALLAH be with you always. Good Luck ## [Girls of 1995 & 2007](https://sms4smile.com/flirt-sms/girls-of-1995-2007.html "Girls of 1995 & 2007") [Flirt SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/flirt-sms/), [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/) GIRLZ OF 1995\* "AGAR TUM MIL JAO ZAMANA CHOIR DENGE HUM" GIRLZ OF 2007\* AGAR TUM MIL JAO PURANA CHOR DENGE HUM ## [Most precious stone of my treasure](https://sms4smile.com/rakhi-sms/most-precious-stone-of-my-treasure.html "Most precious stone of my treasure") [Rakhi SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/rakhi-sms/) You know that you are the most precious stone in the collection of my secret treasure.. Wishing you very Happy Rakhi and best of luck for every thing. ## [Your birthday be perfect for you!](https://sms4smile.com/birthday-sms/your-birthday-be-perfect-for-you.html "Your birthday be perfect for you!") [Birthday SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/birthday-sms/) On your birthday I wish you much pleasure and joy; I hope all of your wishes come true. May each hour and minute be filled with delight, And your birthday be perfect for you! ## [I knocked at HEAVENS door](https://sms4smile.com/cool-decent-sms/i-knocked-at-heavens-door.html "I knocked at HEAVENS door") [Cool/Decent SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/cool-decent-sms/) I knocked at HEAVENS door GOD asked" What is your wish of today?" 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