--- title: "SMS4Smile: SMS Messages, Wishes, Greetings & Jokes Collection" description: "Latest SMS messages, wishes, greetings, quotes & jokes [Love, Romantic, Friendship, Funny, Good night, Good morning & birthday ] by SMS4Smile.com" --- # SMS / Text Messages You are here: [SMS4Smile](https://sms4smile.com/) » **Page 297** ## [A Memon on his death time](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/a-memon-on-his-death-time.html "A Memon on his death time") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/) A Memon on his death time. My wife, where r u ? Wife:Yes, I'm here My sons & daughters ru all here? Yes, Papa Memon:To phir brabar wale kamre ka pankha Q khula hay ??? :D:D:D ## [New style of proposing a girl](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/new-style-of-proposing-a-girl.html "New style of proposing a girl") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/) New style of proposing a girl: I have spent many sleepless nights in ur love, & I don't want my son to do the same 4 your daughter, So lets make them brother & sister. ## [I may come there any time!](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/i-may-come-there-any-time.html "I may come there any time!") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/) Hi, Doing nothing? Then make a place, 4 Me in ur heart!! I may come there any time! Urs faithfully, Heart Attack ## [Girlfriend said i'm pregnant](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/girlfriend-said-im-pregnant.html "Girlfriend said i'm pregnant") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/) Girlfriend: Baby, I'm Pregnant. What Do You Want It To Be? . . . . . . Boyfriend: A Joke. ## [Sahir Lodhi Was A Class Monitor](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/sahir-lodhi-was-a-class-monitor.html "Sahir Lodhi Was A Class Monitor") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/) In School Days, Sahir Lodhi Was A Class Monitor!! 1 Day A New Teacher Asked Him. "How Many Students R there In Ur Class??? He Replied: "32 Girls, 44 Boys & Me'':-D ## [The Older One Should Sit Here](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/the-older-one-should-sit-here.html "The Older One Should Sit Here") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/) Two Ladies Fighting For A Seat In A Bus .. Bus Conductor: The Older One Should Sit Here Both Looked At Each Other And The Seat Remained Empty :P ## [I will not overspeed](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/i-will-not-overspeed.html "I will not overspeed") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/) Ma'am you were going faster than the speed limit Please let me go, I am a teacher. A Teacher? I have been waiting for this day for so long Now write,"I will not overspeed" 1000 times. ## [Beware of unknown number](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/beware-of-unknown-number.html "Beware of unknown number") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/) Unknown No.1 Hi,Do u have a boyfriend? Girl:Yes.Who are you? It's your dad, be home this weekend, and we will talk! Unknown No.2 Hi do you have a boyfriend? Girl:Not a chance,who are you anyway? It's your bf,sucks to know that you are not proud to be with me and be your bf:( Girl:Sorry babe,I thought u r my dad, he texted me a while back asking the same question Yes,it's me, your dad.We'll have a long talk this weekend! ## [Ab meri rafaaqat ko tarasta bhi wohi hai,](https://sms4smile.com/ghazal-sms/ab-meri-rafaaqat-ko-tarasta-bhi-wohi-hai.html "Ab meri rafaaqat ko tarasta bhi wohi hai,") [Ghazal SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/ghazal-sms/) Ankhein bhi wohi hain dareecha bhi wohi hai aur soch ke aangan mai utarta bhi wohi hai, Jis nay mere jazbon ki sadaaqat ko naa jana ab meri rafaaqat ko tarasta bhi wohi hai, Is dil ke kharabe se guzar kis ka hua hai ankhein bhi wohi hont bhi wohi lehja bhi wohi hai, Jo kuch bhi kaha tha meri tanhai ne tujh sey is sheher ki deewar per likha bhi wohi hai, Woh jis nay diye mujh ko mohabbat ke khazaane baadal ki taraha aankh se barasta bhi wohi hai. ## [Ussay keh do](https://sms4smile.com/ghazal-sms/ussay-keh-do.html "Ussay keh do") [Ghazal SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/ghazal-sms/) Ussay Keh Dou Kay Woh Mujh Ko Ronay Say Mat Rokay..... Bikhray Huwoon Ko Toofan Sanbhala Nahi Kartay... Ab Mehar Banion Ki Tumhari Tamana Nahi Humko..... Barastay Huway Baadil Kabhi Ujala Nahi Kartay..... Mat Qareeb Aao Meray Mujhe Bas Younhi Rehnay Dou... Tootay Huway Paimanay Mein Jaam Dala Nahi Kartay...... Mat Sunao Logoon Ko Meri Barbaadi Ka Qissa... Kissi Kay Dil Kay Zakhmoon Ko Younh Uchala Nahi Kartay ## [To jhuka jhuka k nazar kion milayee jati hay](https://sms4smile.com/ghazal-sms/to-jhuka-jhuka-k-nazar-kion-milayee-jati-hay.html "To jhuka jhuka k nazar kion milayee jati hay") [Ghazal SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/ghazal-sms/) To jhuka jhuka k nazar kion milayee jati hay, Banaa banaa k tamanna mitayee jaati hay, Tarah tarah say wafa aazmayee jaati hay, Hijaab un ko meri mohabbat ka aitbar nahin, To jhuka jhuka k nazar kion milayee jaati hay, Hamaray dil ka pata wo hamain nahin daitay Hamari chiz hum hi say chupai jaati hay, Saqi, Doori-e-manzil say naa-umid na hoo Manzil ab bus aa hi jaati hay ## [Yehi Wafaa ka silaah hai, to koi baat nahi](https://sms4smile.com/ghazal-sms/yehi-wafaa-ka-silaah-hai-to-koi-baat-nahi.html "Yehi Wafaa ka silaah hai, to koi baat nahi") [Ghazal SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/ghazal-sms/) Yehi Wafaa ka silaah hai, to koi baat nahi Yeh dard tum ne diya hai, to koi baat nahi Yehi bohot hai ke tum dekhte ho sahil se Safeena doob raha hai, to koi baat nahi Rakha tha aashiyana-e-dil main chhupa ke tumko Woh ghar tumne chor diya hai to koi baat nahi Tum hi ne aayena-e-dil mera banaya tha Tum hi ne tod diya hai to koi baat nahi Kis kii majaal kahe koi mujh ko deewana Agar yeh tumne kaha hai to koi baat nahiƒ€š‚¦. - [« First](https://sms4smile.com/) - [‹ Previous](https://sms4smile.com/page/296/) - [294](https://sms4smile.com/page/294/) - [295](https://sms4smile.com/page/295/) - [296](https://sms4smile.com/page/296/) - 297 - [298](https://sms4smile.com/page/298/) - [299](https://sms4smile.com/page/299/) - [300](https://sms4smile.com/page/300/) - [Next ›](https://sms4smile.com/page/298/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "CollectionPage", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/page/297/", "name": "SMS4Smile: SMS Messages, Wishes, Greetings & Jokes Collection", "isPartOf": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/#website" }, "description": "Latest SMS messages, wishes, greetings, quotes & jokes [Love, Romantic, Friendship, Funny, Good night, Good morning & birthday ] by SMS4Smile.com", "breadcrumb": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/page/297/#breadcrumb" }, "inLanguage": "en-US" }, { "@type": "BreadcrumbList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/page/297/#breadcrumb", "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "name": "SMS4Smile" } ] }, { "@type": "WebSite", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/#website", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/", "name": "SMS4Smile", "description": "Latest SMS / text messages & jokes [Love / Funny / good night / good morning / romantic / birthday & adult]", "potentialAction": [ { "@type": "SearchAction", "target": { "@type": "EntryPoint", "urlTemplate": "https://sms4smile.com/?s={search_term_string}" }, "query-input": { "@type": "PropertyValueSpecification", "valueRequired": true, "valueName": "search_term_string" } } ], "inLanguage": "en-US" } ] } ```