--- title: "SMS4Smile: SMS Messages, Wishes, Greetings & Jokes Collection" description: "Latest SMS messages, wishes, greetings, quotes & jokes [Love, Romantic, Friendship, Funny, Good night, Good morning & birthday ] by SMS4Smile.com" --- # SMS / Text Messages You are here: [SMS4Smile](https://sms4smile.com/) » **Page 296** ## [I send you this fish as a sign of our friendship](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/i-send-you-this-fish-as-a-sign-of-our-friendship.html "I send you this fish as a sign of our friendship") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/) ><(((:> I send you this fish as a sign of our FRIENDSHIP please take care of it, Keep it in your mobile. Daily put your mobile in water, So dat this fish wont die. ## [Karti hain itna makeup k weight barh jata hay](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/karti-hain-itna-makeup-k-weight-barh-jata-hay.html "Karti hain itna makeup k weight barh jata hay") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/), [Poetry SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/poetry-sms/) Bachiyon k chakker me larke jate lutt, Or khatey hain un k bhaiyon se wo kutt... iss waja se larke larkiyon ko chor detay hain, Moqa mil tey hi un k bhaiyon ko phor dete hain.. Na kare makeup to un se banda dar jata hay, Karti hain itna makeup k weight barh jata hay. ## [I can't give you a job.](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/i-cant-give-you-a-job.html "I can't give you a job.") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/) Manager: Sorry, but I can't give you a job. I don't need much help. Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in this case. You will see, I won't be of much help anyway!! ## [1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/1-pathan-bap-ki-death-par-bohat-roya.html "1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/) A Pathan joke built on a simple mix-up about the word 'abu' (father). 1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya Phir Uski Behan Ka phone Aya, Pathan Or B ziada Rone Laga. Logon Ne Pucha,kya hua? Pathan: Meri Bahan K Abu Ka B Intiqal Ho Gya ## [U luk sweet when u read my message](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/u-luk-sweet-when-u-read-my-message.html "U luk sweet when u read my message") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/) U look sweet when u read my message. U look sweeter when u read my message & smile. U look sweetest when u read my message, smile & reply. So, try to look sweetest. ## [Hahaha, I am joking](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/hahaha-i-am-joking.html "Hahaha, I am joking") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/) A B C D A-AATRACTIVE B-BEST C-CUTE D-DEAR 2 ME E F G E-EXCELENT F-funny G-GOOD LOOKING H I J H- HA HA HA I- I M J- JOKING ## [Kal raat machar ne kata mere chehre par](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/kal-raat-machar-ne-kata-mere-chehre-par.html "Kal raat machar ne kata mere chehre par") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/), [Poetry SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/poetry-sms/) A Roman Urdu poem about wanting to kill a mosquito — then thinking twice. kal raat machar ne kata mere chehre par, dil mien junoon tha...aankhoon mien khoon tha, uthaya ussay masal dene k liye par khayal aya, kambakht mien bhi akhir apna hi khoon tha ## [Moral of the movie Ghajini...](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/moral-of-the-movie-ghajini.html "Moral of the movie Ghajini...") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/) Moral of the movie Ghajini... Whenever going to meet your girlfriend Make sure u have your cell phone.. n when u r in deep trouble keep your cell phone silent... ## [Phulo ki mahak ko churaya nahi jata](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/phulo-ki-mahak-ko-churaya-nahi-jata.html "Phulo ki mahak ko churaya nahi jata") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/), [Poetry SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/poetry-sms/) Rule of boys: “Phulo ki mahak ko churaya nahi jata, suraj ki kirno ko chupaya nahi jata, kitni bhi soni ho girlfrnd apni, dusro ki girlfrnd ko bhulaya nahi jata.. ## [A pathan said to his friend](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/a-pathan-said-to-his-friend.html "A pathan said to his friend") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/) A Pathan self-roast about bathing habits — told with unintentional honesty. A pathan said to his friend: "mujhy smajh nahi aati k log maheena maheena kaisy nhi nahatay? Mujhy to 28vein din kharish hona shuru ho jati hai". ## [Just think about me](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/just-think-about-me.html "Just think about me") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/) Think Big. Think Positive. Think Smart. Think Beautiful. Think Great. I know, that is too much for u, so here is a shortcut. JUST THINK ABOUT ME! ## [Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/santa-sing-ka-20-saal-bad-bacha-hua.html "Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/), [Santa Banta SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/santa-banta-sms/) Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua. Wo udas ho gaya. Banta : Yaar udas kion ho? 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