--- title: "SMS4Smile: SMS Messages, Wishes, Greetings & Jokes Collection" description: "Latest SMS messages, wishes, greetings, quotes & jokes [Love, Romantic, Friendship, Funny, Good night, Good morning & birthday ] by SMS4Smile.com" --- # SMS / Text Messages You are here: [SMS4Smile](https://sms4smile.com/) » **Page 293** ## [1 ladki k saath ghoomay to](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/1-ladki-k-saath-ghoomay-to.html "1 ladki k saath ghoomay to") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/) Sometimes wen i cry no 1 c my tears, wen i m woried no 1 c my pain, wen i m happy no 1 c my smile lekin... sala. 1 ladki k saath ghoomay to sab dekh lete hai.. ## [Sweets like me & nuts like you!!!](https://sms4smile.com/cool-decent-sms/sweets-like-me-nuts-like-you.html "Sweets like me & nuts like you!!!") [Cool/Decent SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/cool-decent-sms/), [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/) Think positive Look at the world as 1 huge chocolate cake. It would not be complete without a few sweets & nuts. Sweets like me & nuts like you!!! ## [The subscriber cannot be reached](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/the-subscriber-cannot-be-reached.html "The subscriber cannot be reached") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/) If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... But If you need money. . . . . . . . . THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED! ## [If dentists make films, the names will be](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/if-dentists-make-films-the-names-will-be.html "If dentists make films, the names will be") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/) If dentists make films,?the names will be - \*Daant ho na ho \*Jaanam brush karo \*Aa ab clean karen \*Kabhi teeth kabhi gum \*Humara daant aapke paas hai!:-) ## [my policy is one day one fool.....!](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/my-policy-is-one-day-one-fool.html "my policy is one day one fool.....!") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/) 2day i have not sent Sms 2 anybody Except U. 2day i have not thought about anybody Except U. Because my policy is? one day one fool.....! ## [Aamir khan in lagaan](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/aamir-khan-in-lagaan.html "Aamir khan in lagaan") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/) Who was d 1st indian crickter 2 Bcum captain in his 1st mtch, score century in d same mtch & hit a 6 of d last ball 2 defeat england? AAMIR KHAN in LAGAAN ## [Prove that u're the Best TubeLight !!](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/prove-that-ure-the-best-tubelight.html "Prove that u're the Best TubeLight !!") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/) A Smile costs less than Electricity. But..... Gives more light !! So Always Keep Smiling..... & Prove that u're the Best TubeLight !! ## [No 1 will touch ur mom](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/no-1-will-touch-ur-mom.html "No 1 will touch ur mom") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/) A dark punchline where a dying man's last act is to protect his wife — sort of. A man was dying of cancer. His son asked him: dad why do you keep on telling everyone that your dying of AIDS. He replied: "So that when i die no 1 will touch ur mom" ## [Check returned back](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/check-returned-back.html "Check returned back") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/) Doc 2 Patient : The check which u gave me has returned back. Patient 2 Doc:The head-ache for which you gave me medicine has also returned back. ## [I will buy banana, u keep the peel](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/i-will-buy-banana-u-keep-the-peel.html "I will buy banana, u keep the peel") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/) Customer : How much is that banana for? Salesperson : Rs.10 Customer : Can you sell it to me for Rs.6? Salesperson : At that rate, you will only get the banana peel! Customer : Okay I will buy the banana for Rs.4 , but you can keep the peel! ## [Qualities a friend must have](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/qualities-a-friend-must-have.html "Qualities a friend must have") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/) Qualities a friend must have: Cute as crocodile. Smart as donkey. Active as turtle. Fit as hippo. Matured as monkey. Sincerity like dog. No doubt you are my good friend ## [You will always be my friend](https://sms4smile.com/cool-decent-sms/you-will-always-be-my-friend.html "You will always be my friend") [Cool/Decent SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/cool-decent-sms/) In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE. 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