--- title: "SMS4Smile: SMS Messages, Wishes, Greetings & Jokes Collection" description: "Latest SMS messages, wishes, greetings, quotes & jokes [Love, Romantic, Friendship, Funny, Good night, Good morning & birthday ] by SMS4Smile.com" --- # SMS / Text Messages You are here: [SMS4Smile](https://sms4smile.com/) » **Page 291** ## [The universe is Finite...](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/the-universe-is-finite.html "The universe is Finite...") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/) Astronomers say "The universe is Finite..." Which is a comforting Thought For those people , Who cannot remember Where they leave Things ## [Roses are famous for grace,](https://sms4smile.com/cool-decent-sms/roses-are-famous-for-grace.html "Roses are famous for grace,") [Cool/Decent SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/cool-decent-sms/) Roses are famous for grace, advocates are famous for case, horses are famous for race, but u r famou 4 your smile on ur face ## [Quaid's photo collection](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/quaids-photo-collection.html "Quaid's photo collection") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/) Friends I'm Collecting Quaids Photos Give Ur Contribution 2 My Collection. A Small Condition Is It Must Be On 500 Or 1000 Rupees Note ## [She was asking me your details](https://sms4smile.com/cool-decent-sms/she-was-asking-me-your-details.html "She was asking me your details") [Cool/Decent SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/cool-decent-sms/) Hi... Today she was asking me your details. I gave her your cell number. she will be visiting u soon. Her name is . . . \* SMILE \* I think she came just now! ## [Sweetest part in life](https://sms4smile.com/cool-decent-sms/sweetest-part-in-life.html "Sweetest part in life") [Cool/Decent SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/cool-decent-sms/), [Miss U SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/miss-you-sms/) Carrying memories is the sweetest part. Saying goodbye to the person behind them is the hardest. Sweetest part in life is 2 carry all d memories in life. But. . . . Toughest part is 2 say good bye to the person who is behind those memories!!!, :-( ## [Apni sans ko bahar nikalo](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/apni-sans-ko-bahar-nikalo.html "Apni sans ko bahar nikalo") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/) Why Did Lady Throw Out Her Mother-In-Law? Because Baba Ramdev (Yoga walay) Said "Apni Saans Ko Bahar Nikalo..!!" ## [Most important source of finance](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/most-important-source-of-finance.html "Most important source of finance") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/) Commerce professor asks the student[:](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/ "funny sms") what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: "Father in law". ## [Hands that reach out to wipe your tears](https://sms4smile.com/cool-decent-sms/hands-that-reach-out-to-wipe-your-tears.html "Hands that reach out to wipe your tears") [Cool/Decent SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/cool-decent-sms/) Whenever u want to know how rich u r? Don't count ur money! just drop a tear & look around at the number of hands that reach out to wipe your tears ## [A Guy and girl in a library](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/a-guy-and-girl-in-a-library.html "A Guy and girl in a library") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/) A guy asked a girl in a library; “Do you mind if I sit beside you"? The girl answered with a loud voice; "I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOUUU!!!”. All the students in the library started staring at the guy and he was embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy’s table and she told him "I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking, I guess you felt embarrassed right?" The guy responded with a loud voice: "$200 JUST FOR ONE NIGHT!!!? THAT’S TOO MUCH!!!" . . . and all the people in the library looked at the girl in shock and the guy whispered in her ears; "I study Law and I know how to make someone feel guilty" ## [We Could Learn A Lot From CRAYONS](https://sms4smile.com/cool-decent-sms/we-could-learn-a-lot-from-crayons.html "We Could Learn A Lot From CRAYONS") [Cool/Decent SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/cool-decent-sms/) We Could Learn A Lot From CRAYONS; Some r Sharp, Some r Pretty, Some r Dull, While others Bright, Some Have Weird Names, But They All Have Learned To Live Together In The Same Box ## [Three ants find an elephant asleep.](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/three-ants-find-an-elephant-asleep.html "Three ants find an elephant asleep.") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/) Three ants find an elephant asleep. One says,"We'll kill him!" Other one says,"We'll break his legs!" 3rd one says: "choro yaar bechara akela hai aur hum teen..!!":-) ## [Please do not MISS me](https://sms4smile.com/cool-decent-sms/please-do-not-miss-me.html "Please do not MISS me") [Cool/Decent SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/cool-decent-sms/) Miss me. When u smell any rose. Miss me. When u taste any sweet. Miss me. 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