--- title: "SMS4Smile: SMS Messages, Wishes, Greetings & Jokes Collection" description: "Latest SMS messages, wishes, greetings, quotes & jokes [Love, Romantic, Friendship, Funny, Good night, Good morning & birthday ] by SMS4Smile.com" --- # SMS / Text Messages You are here: [SMS4Smile](https://sms4smile.com/) » **Page 290** ## [I am Looking for a Bank](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/i-am-looking-for-a-bank.html "I am Looking for a Bank") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/) I am Looking for a Bank which can perform Two things for me. Give me a Loan, & then Leave me Alone :p ## [Ur aim in life should b 54321..](https://sms4smile.com/cool-decent-sms/ur-aim-in-life-should-b-54321.html "Ur aim in life should b 54321..") [Cool/Decent SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/cool-decent-sms/) A numbered life goal checklist: five-digit salary, four wheels, three rooms, two kids, one sweetheart. Ur aim in life shud b 54321.. Shockd !! I mean‚¦ 5- Five digit salary 4- Four wheeler vehicle 3- Three room flat 2- Two cute children & 1- One sweetheart ## [The two main rules of the company..](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/the-two-main-rules-of-the-company.html "The two main rules of the company..") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/) A boss was telling an applicant the two main rules of the company He said, "Our 2nd main rule is cleanliness. Did you wipe your feet on the mat before coming in?" The applicant replied, "Yes sir! I did." Then the boss said, "Our 1st main rule is trustworthiness. . . . There was no mat!" :-P ## [If someone asks me what is friendship](https://sms4smile.com/friendship-sms/if-someone-asks-me-what-is-friendship.html "If someone asks me what is friendship") [Friendship SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/friendship-sms/) If someone asks me what is friendship, "I would sit next to you, Pull you all close to me, Put my arms around you and say proudly, This is friendship" :) ## [Happy new month of JUNE](https://sms4smile.com/cool-decent-sms/happy-new-month-of-june.html "Happy new month of JUNE") [Cool/Decent SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/cool-decent-sms/) Happy new month I pray the month of june will bring forth to our life: J...joyful noise. U..unlimited favour. N..new mercy. E..everlasting grace ## [Do u know whats the meaning of FAMILY?](https://sms4smile.com/cool-decent-sms/do-u-know-whats-the-meaning-of-family.html "Do u know whats the meaning of FAMILY?") [Cool/Decent SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/cool-decent-sms/) Do u know whats the meaning of FAMILY? F=father A=and M=mother I=i L=love Y=you ## [Whom do u like more mama or papa](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/whom-do-u-like-more-mama-or-papa.html "Whom do u like more mama or papa") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/) Papa: whom do u like more mama or papa kid: both Papa: no tell me 1. Kid: both Papa: if i go america & ur mother go to paris. Where u go? Kid: paris Papa: this mean u like ur mother? Kid: no. Paris is beautiful then america Papa: if i go paris & ur mother go america so where u go Kid: america Papa: why kid: bcuz i havent been there before . . Papa: Ullu da Pattha.. ;-p ## [if your father earned $100,000](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/if-your-father-earned-100000.html "if your father earned $100,000") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/) Teacher: Johny, if your father earned $100,000 and gave half of it to your mother, what would she have? Little johny: A heart a attack! ## [You - d most important word](https://sms4smile.com/cool-decent-sms/you-d-most-important-word.html "You - d most important word") [Cool/Decent SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/cool-decent-sms/) 5 greatest words : I dun wanna lose U. 4 pleasant words : I care for U. 3 sweet words : I admire U. 2 wonderful words : Miss U. 1 most important word : “U‚ ## [Life is cricket](https://sms4smile.com/cool-decent-sms/life-is-cricket.html "Life is cricket") [Cool/Decent SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/cool-decent-sms/) Life is cricket Dont lose ur wicket Try 2 get century Never 4get ur boundry Even if u r run out Never become mood out BeCoz GoD Is 3Rd umpire. ## [Nobody touches but u feel it](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/nobody-touches-but-u-feel-it.html "Nobody touches but u feel it") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/) when sum1 touches u & u don't feel it, its IGNORANCE. When sum1 touches u & u feel it, its LOVE. but when nobody touches u but u feel it, then its KHUJLI;-) ## [RELATION is when someone hurts u](https://sms4smile.com/cool-decent-sms/relation-is-when-someone-hurts-u.html "RELATION is when someone hurts u") [Cool/Decent SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/cool-decent-sms/) RELATION is when someone hurts u, n u don't hurts back When someone shouts at u, n u don't shout back. 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