--- title: "SMS4Smile: SMS Messages, Wishes, Greetings & Jokes Collection" description: "Latest SMS messages, wishes, greetings, quotes & jokes [Love, Romantic, Friendship, Funny, Good night, Good morning & birthday ] by SMS4Smile.com" --- # SMS / Text Messages You are here: [SMS4Smile](https://sms4smile.com/) » **Page 289** ## [Give me a pocket full of money](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/give-me-a-pocket-full-of-money.html "Give me a pocket full of money") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/) Boy 2 God: Give me a pocket full of money, A job & a big vehicle full of girls. God replied:your wish is fullfilled & He became a bus conductor of karachi university point.:p ## [Some Flowers Grow Best in the Sun](https://sms4smile.com/cool-decent-sms/some-flowers-grow-best-in-the-sun.html "Some Flowers Grow Best in the Sun") [Cool/Decent SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/cool-decent-sms/) Some Flowers Grow Best in the Sun, Others do well in Shadow. God Knows What is Best For us & Puts us Where We Grow Best. ## [That is not my dog.](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/that-is-not-my-dog.html "That is not my dog.") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/) Man1 sitting with dog. Man2:Your dog bits? Man1:No Man 2 sits and the dog bits! Man2 angrily, you said he does not bit! Man:That is not my dog. ## [Your voice is like JAZZ.. Aur sunao..](https://sms4smile.com/cool-decent-sms/your-voice-is-like-jazz-aur-sunao.html "Your voice is like JAZZ.. Aur sunao..") [Cool/Decent SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/cool-decent-sms/) Your face is like UFONE..it's all about u Your voice is like JAZZ.. Aur sunao.. Your friendship is like TELENOR..Ab chaho kuch barh k Your love is like PAKTEL.. Q k Dil To Aik Hai. ## [There is "lie" in believe ....](https://sms4smile.com/cool-decent-sms/there-lie-believe.html "There is ") [Cool/Decent SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/cool-decent-sms/) There is "lie" in believe "over" in lover "end" in friend "Us" in trust "ex" in next and "if" in life. ## [Why were males created before females?](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/why-were-males-created-before-females.html "Why were males created before females?") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/) A creation joke comparing men to rough drafts and women to the final copy. Why were males created before females? Because you alwas need a rough draft before the final copy. ## [The full form of PAINS !](https://sms4smile.com/cool-decent-sms/the-full-form-of-pains.html "The full form of PAINS !") [Cool/Decent SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/cool-decent-sms/) Whenever you get pain in your life Just think about the full form of PAINS ! Positive Attitude In Negative Situation ## [I will take either side](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/i-will-take-either-side.html "I will take either side") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/) A lawyer saw an auto accident on street. He rushed over and started handing out business cards saying: I saw the whole thing.. I will take either side. ## [My personality and my attitude.](https://sms4smile.com/cool-decent-sms/my-personality-and-my-attitude.html "My personality and my attitude.") [Cool/Decent SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/cool-decent-sms/) Make no mistake between my personality and my attitude. My personailty is who I am, My attitude depends on who you are. ## [Devil challenged in a game of cricket](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/devil-challenged-in-a-game-of-cricket.html "Devil challenged in a game of cricket") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/) The devils challenged the angels to a game of cricket. We have got all the cricketers, said the Angels. Devils:No problem, we have got all the umpires. ## [When do you want to start?](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/when-do-you-want-to-start.html "When do you want to start?") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/) Boss:I will give you Rs.25 an hour starting today and in 3 months, I will raise it to Rs.50 an hour. When do you want to start? New employee:In 3 months. ## [I know nothing lasts 4ever](https://sms4smile.com/cool-decent-sms/i-know-nothing-lasts-4ever.html "I know nothing lasts 4ever") [Cool/Decent SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/cool-decent-sms/) Nothing lasts forever — but every shared smile and tear leaves a memory that outlasts everything. I know nothing lasts 4ever, & may be we went 2 alawys stay 2gather, But every smile & tear we share, convinces me that memories of u & me will last 4 the rest of my life.. 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