--- title: "SMS4Smile: SMS Messages, Wishes, Greetings & Jokes Collection" description: "Latest SMS messages, wishes, greetings, quotes & jokes [Love, Romantic, Friendship, Funny, Good night, Good morning & birthday ] by SMS4Smile.com" --- # SMS / Text Messages You are here: [SMS4Smile](https://sms4smile.com/) » **Page 288** ## [A boy goes to see a dance](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/a-boy-goes-to-see-a-dance.html "A boy goes to see a dance") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/) A boy goes to see a dance. His mom angrily asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see? Boy: yes, I saw dad! ## [A girl & boy story](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/a-girl-boy-story.html "A girl & boy story") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/) Boy:I love u Girl:Me too Boy:Tum mujhe kitna pyar karti ho? Girl:Jitna tum mujhe karte ho Boy: U cheater.. main samjha tum waqai mujh se pyar karti ho€¦ ## [Log apne bhi hote hai praye bhi.](https://sms4smile.com/cool-decent-sms/log-apne-bhi-hote-hai-praye-bhi.html "Log apne bhi hote hai praye bhi.") [Cool/Decent SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/cool-decent-sms/), [Poetry SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/poetry-sms/) Log apne bhi hote hai praye bhi. dilon mein hoti hai sagar jaisi gehrai bhi, is umeed se kartay hain sms unhein, ki wo padhein aur hamein, yaad karke muskrayein bhi... ## [Broken toys and lost pencils were better](https://sms4smile.com/cool-decent-sms/broken-toys-and-lost-pencils-were-better.html "Broken toys and lost pencils were better") [Cool/Decent SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/cool-decent-sms/) As a child we always wanted to grow up But now we realize that broken toys and lost pencils were much better than broken hearts and lost friends. ## [Oh shitt.. jal gaya:p](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/negro.html "Oh shitt.. jal gaya:p") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/), [Misc SMS Jokes](https://sms4smile.com/category/misc-sms-jokes/) What was GOD's First Reaction when he made a Negro(African)? Socho... Dont know.. Oh! shit jal gaya!! ## [Lovers sitting in a park](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/lovers-sitting-in-a-park.html "Lovers sitting in a park") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/) Lovers sitting in a park, boy tries to kiss the girl.. Girl says No dear not all this before marriage.. Boy: Don€™t worry darling €I am already married€.:p ## [Golden words](https://sms4smile.com/cool-decent-sms/golden-words.html "Golden words") [Cool/Decent SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/cool-decent-sms/) Golden words kabhi “zindagee‚ me kisi k “pyar‚ mai mat “rona‚ Q k wo tumhare “ansuon‚ k “qabil‚ nahe hoga or “wo‚ jo is “qabil‚ hoga, wo tumhe kabhi “rone‚ nahi dega. ## [Teacher & bachay](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/teacher-bachay.html "Teacher & bachay") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/) Teacher. Bachon wada kro cigrett shrab nahi pioge. bachey:nahi pienge. Teacher:larkio ka pecha nahi karoge bachey:nahi karnge Teacher:un pr awazen nahi kaso ge. bachey: nahi kasenge. Teacher: apni zindagi watan pr qurban karoge. bachey: karenge,asi zindgi ka karna bhi kia he. ## [Vacancy available](https://sms4smile.com/cool-decent-sms/vacancy-available.html "Vacancy available") [Cool/Decent SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/cool-decent-sms/) Now hiring: one true friend. No experience needed. Salary paid in never-ending love. Apply by SMS. Vacancy available post = true friend Ability = (loving & caring) Experience= (not required) Duty = (two sms daily) Salary= (never ending love) To Applu.. Send a sweet SMS ## [Best for those who understand me](https://sms4smile.com/cool-decent-sms/best-for-those-who-understand-me.html "Best for those who understand me") [Cool/Decent SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/cool-decent-sms/) I never prove to be good enough for every one..! But I'M the Best for them, who understand me !! ## [What is BUSINESS ?](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/what-is-business.html "What is BUSINESS ?") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/) What is BUSINESS ? Dad: I want u 2 marry a girl of my choice. Son: No Dad: The girl is Bill Gate's daughter. Son: then Ok. Dad goes o Bill Gates. Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son. Bill Gates: No Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank. Bill Gates: Than ok Dad goes 2 the President of the World Bank. Dad:Appoint my son as the CEO of your bank. President:No Dad:He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates. President: Then OK That's business...!! ## [Plan ur Future in Advance](https://sms4smile.com/cool-decent-sms/plan-ur-future-in-advance.html "Plan ur Future in Advance") [Cool/Decent SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/cool-decent-sms/) Future is Not something U Await! It is something U Must Create! 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