--- title: "SMS4Smile: SMS Messages, Wishes, Greetings & Jokes Collection" description: "Latest SMS messages, wishes, greetings, quotes & jokes [Love, Romantic, Friendship, Funny, Good night, Good morning & birthday ] by SMS4Smile.com" --- # SMS / Text Messages You are here: [SMS4Smile](https://sms4smile.com/) » **Page 285** ## [I can't eat such a rotten chicken.](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/i-cant-eat-such-a-rotten-chicken.html "I can't eat such a rotten chicken.") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/) Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager! Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either. ## [Interesting research about all blood groups](https://sms4smile.com/cool-decent-sms/interesting-research-about-all-blood-groups.html "Interesting research about all blood groups") [Cool/Decent SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/cool-decent-sms/) Interesting research about all blood groups A+ : Good Leadership A- : Hard Working B+ : Can give up \[sacrifice\] for others. B- : Non - flexible, Selfish & Sadistic O+ : Born to Help O- : Narrow minded AB+ : Very Difficult to Understand AB- : Sharp & INtelligent. ## [Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/waiter-would-you-like-your-coffee-black.html "Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/) Waiter: Would you like your coffee black? Customer: What other colors do you have? ## [Miss me or hate me](https://sms4smile.com/cool-decent-sms/miss-me-or-hate-me.html "Miss me or hate me") [Cool/Decent SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/cool-decent-sms/) "Miss me" or "Hate me", Both are in my favour. If you miss me,I 'm always in your heart. If you hate me,I'll always be in your mind. ## [Businessman explaining the reason for having 2 wives](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/businessman-explaining-the-reason-for-having-2-wives.html "Businessman explaining the reason for having 2 wives") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/) Businessman explaining the reason for having 2 wives "Monopoly is always damaging & Competition improves service". ## [A man who ....](https://sms4smile.com/cool-decent-sms/a-man-who.html "A man who ....") [Cool/Decent SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/cool-decent-sms/) We need to teach our daughters to know the difference between: A man who flatters her and A man who complmements her, A man who spends money on her and A man who invests in her A man who views her as property and A man who views her properly A man who lusts after her and A man who loves her, A man who believes he's A gift to women, and A man who believes she's A gift to him. And then we need to teach our sons to be that kind of man. ## [7 Angels came 2 Me](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/7-angels-came-2-me.html "7 Angels came 2 Me") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/) 7 Angels came 2 Me & asked 4 the most Inteligent, Smart, Nice, Sweet, Noble and Well Groomed Person. So I gave Them Your Address . . . . .. Dekha kesa Ullu banaya Un ko!:D ## [A child can teach an adult 3 things](https://sms4smile.com/cool-decent-sms/a-child-can-teach-an-adult-3-things.html "A child can teach an adult 3 things") [Cool/Decent SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/cool-decent-sms/) A child can teach an adult 3 things: 1\_To be happy for no reason, 2-To always be busy with something, and 3-To know how to demand with all his might that which he desires. ~Paulo Coelho ## [We will now upgrade your brain](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/we-will-now-upgrade-your-brain.html "We will now upgrade your brain") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/) We will now upgrade your brain, please wait.... Searching.... searching... still searching.... Sorry, NO BRAIN found...! ## [The true value of moment](https://sms4smile.com/cool-decent-sms/the-true-value-of-moment.html "The true value of moment") [Cool/Decent SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/cool-decent-sms/) Sometimes u will never know the true value of moment until it becomes a MEMORY. ## [An old rich man marries a young girl.](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/an-old-rich-man-marries-a-young-girl.html "An old rich man marries a young girl.") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/) An old rich man marries a young girl. Interviewer ask to girl- aap nay in main shadi ke liye kya dekha? girl- ek to inki income, aur doosre inke din kam. ## [True love is eternal, infinite](https://sms4smile.com/cool-decent-sms/true-love-is-eternal-infinite.html "True love is eternal, infinite") [Cool/Decent SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/cool-decent-sms/) True love is eternal, infinite, and always like itself. 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