--- title: "SMS4Smile: SMS Messages, Wishes, Greetings & Jokes Collection" description: "Latest SMS messages, wishes, greetings, quotes & jokes [Love, Romantic, Friendship, Funny, Good night, Good morning & birthday ] by SMS4Smile.com" --- # SMS / Text Messages You are here: [SMS4Smile](https://sms4smile.com/) » **Page 282** ## [Full form of maths](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/full-form-of-maths.html "Full form of maths") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/) Full form of maths M=mentally A=admited T=teacher H=harassing S=students ## [Hasna zindagi ki zarorut hai](https://sms4smile.com/cool-decent-sms/hasna-zindagi-ki-zarorut-hai.html "Hasna zindagi ki zarorut hai") [Cool/Decent SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/cool-decent-sms/), [Poetry SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/poetry-sms/) Zindagi me her dum hastey raho, Hasna zindagi ki zarorut hai, Zindagi ko is andaz mei jiyo k, Aap ko dekh ker log kahen "wo dekho" zindagi kitni khubsoorut hai ## [Have a horrible day without water](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/have-a-horrible-day-without-water.html "Have a horrible day without water") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/) Have a horrible day without water in ur bathroom, while soap in ur eyes. Oh!sorry, dis msg is not 4 u. Its only 4 those who do not take bath everyday... ## [Our aim in life should be \[9 aims\]](https://sms4smile.com/cool-decent-sms/our-aim-in-life-should-be-9-aims.html "Our aim in life should be [9 aims]") [Cool/Decent SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/cool-decent-sms/) Our aim in life should be 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 0 9 - glass drinking water. 8 - hrs sound sleep. 7 - wonders tour with family. 6 - six digit income. 5 - days work a week 4 - wheeler. 3 - bedroom flat 2 - cute children. 1 - sweetheart. 0 - tension ! ## [Alphabetic advice for you](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/alphabetic-advice-for-you.html "Alphabetic advice for you") [Cool/Decent SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/cool-decent-sms/), [Misc SMS Jokes](https://sms4smile.com/category/misc-sms-jokes/) Alphabet-structured life advice that sneaks in a self-promotion at the end. Alphabetic advice for you: A B C Avoid Boring Company.. D E F Don't Entertain Fools.. G H I Go for High Ideas . J K L M Just Keep a friend like ME.. N O P Never Overlook the Poor n suffering.. Q R S Quit Reacting to Silly tales.. T U V Tune Urself for ur Victory.. W X Y Z We Xpect You to Zoom ahead in life ## [A new sun, a new day](https://sms4smile.com/cool-decent-sms/a-new-sun-a-new-day.html "A new sun, a new day") [Cool/Decent SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/cool-decent-sms/) A new sun A new day A new SMS Asking u to 4Get all ur Worries Sorrows & Tears For some1 Who wants to see "U" Always Happy ## [If ur world is spinning around](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/if-ur-world-is-spinning-around.html "If ur world is spinning around") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/) If ur world is spinning around and ur heart is beating fast.. Do u think its love? ? ? ? Na Munna Na it's called High Blood Pressure:p. ## [Memories play a confusing role.](https://sms4smile.com/cool-decent-sms/memories-play-a-confusing-role.html "Memories play a confusing role.") [Cool/Decent SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/cool-decent-sms/) Memories play a confusing role. They make u laugh when u remember da time u cried 2gether. But make u cry when u remember the time u laughed 2gethr ## [We were using duplicate key](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/we-were-using-duplicate-key.html "We were using duplicate key") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/) Man:Doctor ! My Son has swallowed a key. Doctor: When ? Man:Three Months Ago Doctor: What were you doing till now? Man: We were using duplicate key ## [Allah always knows what is best for us.](https://sms4smile.com/cool-decent-sms/allah-always-knows-what-is-best-for-us.html "Allah always knows what is best for us.") [Cool/Decent SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/cool-decent-sms/) Some flowers grow best in the sun, others do well in the shade! Allah always knows what is best for us. So he puts us where we grow the best. Feel it. ## [Lot of things / questions / words / dreams](https://sms4smile.com/cool-decent-sms/lot-of-things-questions-words-dreams.html "Lot of things / questions / words / dreams") [Cool/Decent SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/cool-decent-sms/) "Lot of things go unquestioned.. & A lot of questions go unanswered. Few words go unsaid.. & Few go unheard. Some dreams are born dead.. & Some are buried alive. That’s life.. ## [Santa in court](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/santa-in-court.html "Santa in court") [Funny SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/), [Santa Banta SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/santa-banta-sms/) SANTA went to court JUDGE: "Order ! Order !" SANTA: "1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !" JUDGE: "Shut Up !" 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