--- title: "Funny New Year Messages & Resolutions 2027 - SMS4Smile" description: "Funny New Year messages, clean jokes and silly resolutions to text friends and family, plus midnight one-liners and Roman Urdu jokes for the group chat." --- You are here: [SMS4Smile](https://sms4smile.com/) » [New Year SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/new-year-sms/) » **Funny New Year Messages & Resolution Jokes** # Funny New Year Messages & Resolution Jokes [New Year SMS](https://sms4smile.com/category/new-year-sms/) [Tweet](https://twitter.com/share) [Pin It](http://pinterest.com/pin/create/button/?url=https://sms4smile.com/new-year-sms/top-10-new-year-resolutions-sms.html&media=&description=Funny%20New%20Year%20Messages%20&%20Resolution%20Jokes) Clean, silly New Year texts for friends, cousins and the family group: resolutions nobody will keep, jokes about the countdown, and wishes that get a laugh. ## Funny New Year resolutions 1. Top 10 New Year resolutions: 1. Spend more and more time with family 2. Help others in need 3. Control obesity 4. Help others in need 5. Quitting smoking and drinking 6. Will get more organized 7. Motivate more on your well being 8. Will obey the elders 9. Get rid of all debts 10. Will do homework in time 2. My New Year's resolution is to stop making resolutions I don't keep. So far, so good. 3. Resolution: read more. I've started by reading all my unread WhatsApp messages. 4. This year I'm going to be more organised. I've already made a list of the lists I need to make. 5. My resolution is to reply to messages on time. Starting next week. 6. I resolve to wake up early this year. My alarm clock has resolved to keep trying. 7. New Year's resolution: spend less time on my phone. I'll post updates on how it's going every hour. 8. This year I will save money. Step one: stop checking online sales at 2 a.m. 9. I promised to eat healthy this year. Then someone brought samosas. 10. Resolution for this year: be more patient. I want results by Friday. ## Funny Happy New Year wishes 1. Happy New Year! May your phone battery last longer than your resolutions. 2. Wishing you a year as full as your camera roll and as quiet as your inbox on a Sunday. 3. Happy New Year! May your salary come early and your bills come late. 4. May your Wi-Fi be strong, your chai be hot and your relatives ask fewer questions this year. 5. Happy New Year! I hope this year treats you better than you treat your gym membership. 6. New year, new me? No, same me, just more tired. Happy New Year! 7. Happy New Year! Don't worry, you have a whole year to keep your resolutions. Or until next Tuesday. 8. Wishing you twelve months of good luck, fifty-two weeks of laughter and at least one Monday that feels like a Friday. 9. May the new year bring you everything you want, and may your relatives finally stop asking when you're getting married. 10. This is a pre-recorded New Year wish. The real me is asleep. Happy New Year! ## Clean New Year jokes 1. Why was the calendar nervous on New Year's Eve? Its days were numbered. 2. What did the old year say to the new year? You've got big shoes to fill, but don't worry, I left you the bills. 3. I told my friend I'd stop putting things off this year. He said, 'Great, when do you start?' I said, 'I'll let you know.' 4. Why do people make New Year's resolutions? Because February needs something to laugh at. 5. I'm not saying I'm lazy, but my New Year's resolution is still loading. 6. Why did the boy stand on the clock on New Year's Eve? He wanted to be on time for once. 7. New Year's Eve is the only night when staying up late is called a celebration and not a bad habit. 8. Every year I promise to be on time. Every year I'm late making the promise. ## Funny New Year's Eve and midnight messages 1. At midnight I'll be either waving hello to the new year or fast asleep on the sofa. Probably the sofa. Happy New Year! 2. Countdown plan: 10, 9, 8... and then my mother tells me to go to sleep. Happy New Year! 3. I wanted to be the first to wish you at midnight, but the network will crash. So, Happy New Year now. 4. Party at my place tonight: Wi-Fi, blankets and a TV countdown. Dress code: pyjamas. Happy New Year! ## Funny Roman Urdu / Hindi New Year messages 1. Naya saal mubarak! Is saal bhi resolution wohi purana: kal se pakka. 2. Saal naya hai, magar mere bahane wohi purane. Happy New Year! 3. Naya saal aa gaya, magar meri salary abhi tak purane saal mein phansi hui hai. Mubarak ho! 4. Is saal diet pakki. Bas aaj raat ki biryani ke baad. 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[Happy New Year's Eve Wishes & Messages](https://sms4smile.com/new-year-sms/happy-new-years-eve-wish.html) These are for the last evening of the year, when you want to say thank you, send something before the countdown, or text one last good night before midnight. Happy New Year's Eve wishes Remove hate, lust, jealousy, grudge, animosity, greedfrom your dictionary this New Year's Eveand replace themwith love, commitment, support, compassion, honesty and \[…\] 9. [Thank You for New Year Wishes: Replies to Happy New Year Messages](https://sms4smile.com/new-year-sms/thank-new-year.html) Someone sent you a New Year wish and you want to say more than a quick 'same to you'. These replies cover friends, family, your boss, your partner and busy group chats, with a few lines to thank God for the year as well. Thank you messages for your love Darling, I wish to take \[…\] 11. [Happy New Year Messages for Boyfriend](https://sms4smile.com/new-year-sms/happy-new-year-love-sms.html) New Year messages for your boyfriend, ready to send at midnight or first thing on 1st January. Pick a romantic one, a short cute line, a prayer for him, or a teasing one if that is more your style. Romantic Happy New Year messages for boyfriend There is:Something in your smile which speaks to me,Something \[…\] 13. [New Year Sorry Messages & Apology Wishes](https://sms4smile.com/new-year-sms/forgive-love-quickly-new-year.html) If the year is ending with someone upset with you, a short sorry message before midnight can clear the air. Pick one for a friend, a family member or the person you love, and add their name before you send it. New Year sorry messages for friends and family As the new year approaches,forget the \[…\] 15. 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[Happy New Year in Advance Wishes & Messages](https://sms4smile.com/new-year-sms/wishing-new-year-advance.html) Send these a few days before the new year, or on the last working day before the holidays, so your wish arrives before the midnight rush. Happy New Year in advance wishes May the spirit of this holidayseason fill your heart with love,peace and serenity.Wishing you many wishes forthe New Year in advance! Happy new \[…\] 21. [1st January Wishes: First Day of the New Year Messages](https://sms4smile.com/new-year-sms/1st-january-2014-wish.html) The 1st of January is the day people actually wake up into the new year, often a little late and a little tired. These messages are for that first morning and the first text you send, to your love, your friends and your family. Happy 1st January wishes The 1st of January presents us a \[…\] 23. 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[Happy New Year Wishes for Fiancé and Fiancée](https://sms4smile.com/new-year-sms/happy-new-year-sms-fiance.html) Engaged and welcoming the new year? These messages are for your fiancé or fiancée, from the first New Year with a ring to the countdown before the wedding, with prayers and Roman Urdu wishes for your mangetar. Romantic New Year wishes for fiancé and fiancée Like chocolate cake goes perfect with chai,my New Year will \[…\] 49. [31st December Messages & Wishes for Love](https://sms4smile.com/new-year-sms/31st-december-messages-for-love.html) It's 31st December and you want to send the person you love something better than a forwarded greeting. These last-day-of-the-year messages look back on what you shared, cover the final night and the midnight countdown, and include a few for couples who are far apart. Looking back on the year together Last day of the \[…\] 51. [New Year Prayer Messages, Wishes & Duas](https://sms4smile.com/new-year-sms/a-new-years-prayer.html) A prayer is one of the kindest things you can send at midnight or on New Year's morning. Below are Christian prayers, Islamic duas and short blessings for family, friends, your love and anyone who had a hard year. Happy New Year prayer messages A New Year's PrayerMay ALLAH make ur year a happy one!Not \[…\] 53. [Happy New Year Wishes for Brother-in-Law](https://sms4smile.com/new-year-sms/happy-new-year-bother-law.html) Whether he is your sister's husband, your husband's brother or your wife's brother, here are New Year wishes for every kind of brother-in-law: respectful ones for elders and teasing ones for the fun ones. Happy New Year, brother-in-law Though life was full of obstacles, you have managed to cross the bridge to this new year.Though \[…\] 55. [Happy New Year Wishes in Roman Urdu & Hindi for Friends](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/new-year-sms/happy-new-year-2.html) Roman Urdu and Hindi New Year wishes for your dost, your best yaar and the friends' group chat, from sweet duas to full masti. Copy one, add a name and send it before everyone else does. Happy New Year wishes for dost Happy new yearSoch rahe ho ki aaj kyon?Ab tum DON ko sikhao ge \[…\] 57. [Happy New Year Wishes for Husband](https://sms4smile.com/new-year-sms/happy-new-year-wishes-husband.html) For wives who want to tell their husband something real this New Year: a romantic line, a proper thank you for the year, or a dua for him. Romantic New Year messages for husband It's true we were made for each other.The time we have been together has proved this,and I thank God for having \[…\] 59. [Funny Propose Day Messages in Hindi](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/valentine-sms/funny-propose-day-messages-in-hindi.html) Funny Roman Urdu Propose Day SMS comparing how Delhi and Punjab men handle drunken courage differently on this day. Delhi Or Punjab K Logo Me Kya Fark Hai. 8 Peg Pine K Bad Delhi Ka Admi Gud9ite N Sweat Dream Punjabi- Hun Das Kinu Propose Marna ;-) Happy Propose Day 61. [Belated Teachers' Day Wishes and Messages](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/a-belated-teachers-day.html) Forgot to wish your teacher on the day? A late thank-you still counts, especially if it's honest. These run from sincere to cheeky, so pick one that fits how well you know them. Funny belated Teachers' Day messages A belated Teachers' Day.It's a humble request:"80% of teachers r suffering from throat pain by teaching students."So \[…\] 63. [Funny Women's Day Messages](https://sms4smile.com/womens-day-sms/funny-womens-day-messages-3.html) A funny Women's Day message about why women start with W — all questions start with W too. You know why Women start with "W"? B'coz all Questions start with "W" Who? Why? What? When? Which? Whom? Where? & Finally . . . Wife....WOW..! 65. [Funny hindi new year msg](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/new-year-sms/funny-hindi-new-year-msg.html) Funny Roman Urdu New Year SMS imagining a crore-rupee bag where every note has 'Happy New Year' written on it. Bhagwan kare aap ko ek Crore rupay Sey bhara howa bag mile ? ? ? ? ? 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