--- title: "Trick for cheap dinner at sareena hotel - Misc SMS Jokes - SMS4Smile" description: "A beggar to another beggar: I had a grand diner at 'Sareena' yesterday. Another beggar: how? First beggar: sum 1 gave me 100 rs yesterday, I went 2…" --- You are here: [SMS4Smile](https://sms4smile.com/) » [Misc SMS Jokes](https://sms4smile.com/category/misc-sms-jokes/) » **Trick for cheap dinner at sareena hotel** # Trick for cheap dinner at sareena hotel [Misc SMS Jokes](https://sms4smile.com/category/misc-sms-jokes/) [Tweet](https://twitter.com/share) [Pin It](http://pinterest.com/pin/create/button/?url=https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/trick-for-cheap-dinner-at-sareena-hotel.html&media=&description=Trick%20for%20cheap%20dinner%20at%20sareena%20hotel) A beggar to another beggar: I had a grand diner at 'Sareena' yesterday. Another beggar: how? First beggar: sum 1 gave me 100 rs yesterday, I went 2 'Sareena', ordered dinner worth 2000rs n enjoyed the diner. When the bill came, i said, i had no money. The manager called the policeman n handed me over to him. I gave the 100rs note 2 the policeman n he set me free. ### Related SMS 1. [Wife : Do you want dinner?](https://sms4smile.com/wife-sms/wife-do-you-want-dinner.html) Wife : Do you want dinner? Husband : Sure, what are my choices? Wife : Yes and no. 3. [Todays dinner should be lite](https://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms/todays-dinner-should-be-lite.html) Q:Why is a Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth? A:Because his doctor advised him “Todays dinner should be light‚ 5. [Boy and Girl in Hotel](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/funny-sms/boy-and-girl-in-hotel.html) A restaurant scene: boy proposes marriage one last time, girl says no, boy immediately asks the waiter for separate bills. Boy : main last baar puchh raha hoon , tum mujhse shaadi karogi ?? Girl : Nahi Boy : Soch Lo Girl : Keh Diya na Nahi Boy : Waiter , Bill alag-alag lana 7. 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[Many things from friends](https://sms4smile.com/friendship-sms/many-things-from-friends.html) I've learned many things from my Friends They gave me the tricks for a stupid activity They gave me money when I'm empty in college canteen They raise their hands towards me for good-bye when I'm leaving them They love me They care me n I love them too.. But still I've a complaint Still \[…\] 33. [Wondering what my Valentine lover](https://sms4smile.com/love-sms/wondering-what-my-valentine-lover.html) Wondering what my Valentine lover Will give me on Valentine's day Will it be a trip abroad? Will it be money for me to hoard? Will it be a diamond ring? Will it be two lovebirds to happily sing? Will it be a brand new car? Will he reach up for the bewitching stars? No \[…\] 35. [SEND me all UR MONEY](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/send-me-all-ur-money.html) Money can buy :- a house not home, A bed but not sleep, medicine but not health, Money is dirty, it only cause pain & suffering. SEND me all UR MONEY & BE HAPPY. 37. [belated happy b'day](https://sms4smile.com/birthday-sms/blated-happy-bday.html) my plane was crashed but i m ok, my car was stolen yesterday, i missed the bus,& my mobile's battry was also verylow, thats y i can't get u yesterday, plz 4giv me & HAPPY BLATED B'DAY 2 U 39. ['The POLITE Way to PEE!](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/the-polite-way-to-pee.html) ''The POLITE Way to PEE!" Teacher trying to teach good manners asked her students this question: Michael if u were on a date having diñner with a nice young lady, how wud u tell her that u hav to go to the bathroom? Michael, "Just a min i hav to go pee". Teacher: That would \[…\] 41. [I asked God 4 a rose](https://sms4smile.com/love-sms/i-asked-god-4-a-rose.html) I ask God for a rose n he gave me flowers; I ask God for water n he gave me an ocean; I ask God for an angel n he gave me the best love ever! 43. 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[Dil Se Dil Lagakar To Dekho](https://sms4smile.com/hindi/funny-sms/dil-se-dil-lagakar-to-dekho.html) Promises to call and text every day — just as soon as you settle my phone bill first. Dil Se Dil Lagakar To Dekho Hamari Yaadon Mein Aansoo Bahakar To Dekho SMS To Kya Call Bhi Karoonga Ek Baar Mere Mobile Ka Bill Chukakar To Dekho 51. [Saying it directly or writing them](https://sms4smile.com/love-sms/saying-directly-writing.html) Feelings are always the same Saying it could be in different ways, Some say it directly are called 'LOVERS' Some write them on paper & are called 'POETS' =) (\*) Happy Valentines Day (\*) 53. [Bill Gates Message On Arfa Karim Death](https://sms4smile.com/sad-sms/bill-gates-message-on-arfa-karim-death.html) Bill Gates Message On Arfa Karim Death "Today is the black day of my life and same for Pakistan because I lost my princess colleague and Pakistan lost her Pakistani." - Bill Gates. 55. 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[Part or Art of Life](https://sms4smile.com/cool-decent-sms/part-or-art-of-life.html) Living in the favourable and unfavourable situation is called "PART OF LIFE", But smiling in all those situations is called "ART OF LIFE". 63. [Pay zakat-ul-fitr before going to EID prayer](https://sms4smile.com/ramadan-sms/pay-zakat-ul-fitr-before-going-to-eid-prayer.html) The Prophet ordered the people to pay Zakat-ul-Fitr before going to the Eid prayer. 65. 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