--- title: "The problem about being a programmer - Misc SMS Jokes - SMS4Smile" description: "My mom said: \"Honey, please go the market and buy 1 bottle of milk. If they have eggs, bring 6\" I came back with 6 bottles of milk. She said:\"Why the hell…" --- You are here: [SMS4Smile](https://sms4smile.com/) » [Misc SMS Jokes](https://sms4smile.com/category/misc-sms-jokes/) » **The problem about being a programmer** # The problem about being a programmer [Misc SMS Jokes](https://sms4smile.com/category/misc-sms-jokes/) [Tweet](https://twitter.com/share) [Pin It](http://pinterest.com/pin/create/button/?url=https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/the-problem-about-being-a-programmer.html&media=&description=The%20problem%20about%20being%20a%20programmer) My mom said: "Honey, please go the market and buy 1 bottle of milk. If they have eggs, bring 6" I came back with 6 bottles of milk. She said:"Why the hell did you buy 6 bottles of milk?" I said: "Because they had eggs!!!" ### Related SMS 1. [Wishing you happy EID](https://sms4smile.com/eid-sms/wishing-you-happy-eid.html) Wishing u happy Eid, soft as silk, white as milk, sweet as honey, full of money and bubli as u 3. [When u mix rice in milk u call it kheer.](https://sms4smile.com/cool-decent-sms/when-u-mix-rice-in-milk-u-call-it-kheer.html) When u mix rice in milk u call it kheer. When u mix vinegar in milk u call it paneer.. When u mix a sweet person like me in ur life .. U call it takdeer. Miss you... 5. [Purity of honey](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/purity-of-honey.html) Buyer to seller : is it pure honey ? How do I know if it is pure honey ? Seller : give the dog some honey .. if the dog doesn't lick it, it is pure honey Buyer :what if the dog licks it ? Seller: so it is not a real dog. 7. [Zara Tum Shaam Honey Do](https://sms4smile.com/ghazal-sms/zara-tum-shaam-honey-do.html) Main Titli Ko Sula Doon Ga Zara Tum Shaam Honey Do, Main Jugnoo Ko Jaga Doon Ga Zara Tum Shaam Honey Do ! Kahan Aaghaz Hota Hai, Kahan Anjaam Hota Hai, Huner Saarey Sikha Doon Ga Zara Tum Shaam Honey Do ! Mujhey Itni Mahaarat Hai Ke Main Saada Say Lafzon Mein, Tumhein Dilkash Bana \[…\] 9. [Just go to hell](https://sms4smile.com/friendship-sms/just-go-to-hell.html) Just go to hell yes you u only ! because only you can change hell into heaven by your sweetness.! 11. [Can I make a call to my wife?](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/can-i-make-a-call-to-my-wife.html) A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife? After making call he asked how much to pay. Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free. 13. [Sending failed](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/sending-failed.html) girl: hi baby! :) boy: hi my lovely.. (sending failed) girl: are u there?? boy: yes ! yes i am here! (sending failed) girl: are u ignoring me or what ??? boy: honey im not.... im here.. (sending failed) girl: ok! it's over; dont u ever talk to me again! boy: DAMN! go to hell \[…\] 15. [Way to paradise or hell](https://sms4smile.com/islamic-sms/way-to-paradise-or-hell.html) The way to paradise is an uphil climb whereas hell is downhill. Hence, there is a struggle to get to paradise and not to hell. Imam Al Ghazali 17. [Happy Easter to You](https://sms4smile.com/easter-sms/happy-easter-to-you.html) Easter bring Fun, Easter bring Happiness, Easter bring God Endless Blessings, Easter bring fresh love... Happy Easter to You with all best wishes 19. [A man went to hell](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/a-man-went-to-hell.html) A man went to hell and asked the Yamraj if he can call his wife. yamraj said "u can do that" after man spoke to his wife.. he asked how much to pay yamraj yamraj said.."hell to hell is free" 21. [No market for sorrows](https://sms4smile.com/wise-sms-quotes/no-market-for-sorrows.html) A very practical reality put into words by Shakespare: "There's no market for your sorrows in this world, so never advertise them" 23. [Hide your emotions](https://sms4smile.com/wise-sms-quotes/hide-emotions.html) Nobody's buying your emotions, so stop selling them. Show your attitude, not your feelings. Great lesson from life,,,, There is no market for your emotions, so never advertise your feelings, just display your attitude. 25. [Salty Eggs](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/salty-eggs.html) Major Rohail: Dude EGGS are extra salty today€¦ Tooo much Salt..why? . . Waiter: Sir hen is suffring from high blood Pressure 27. [Hi i am marrying next week](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/hi-i-am-marrying-next-week.html) A bachelor wedding invitation — skip the gift, bring someone to marry me instead. Hi i am marrying next week there will be a small party and only few persons will be invited Hey don't bring any gift just bring SOMEONE to marry me. 29. [Heaven is not heaven without U](https://sms4smile.com/love-sms/heaven-is-not-heaven-without-u.html) If Im in hell & Ur in heaven, Ill look up & be glad of U. If Im in heaven & Ur in hell, Ill pray to god to send me down, Coz the heaven is not heaven without U. 31. [Promises r like babies](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/promises-r-like-babies.html) Promises are like babies... Fun to make but hell to deliver ;):P 33. [I kept your name in my JOURNAL](https://sms4smile.com/friendship-sms/i-kept-your-name-in-my-journal.html) I kept your name in my JOURNAL, and posted you in the LEDGER of my heart, you wont be classified as FIXED ASSETS, because the MARKET VALUE of friendship will never DEPRECIATE from heart. 35. [Umeed nahi fir bi jiye jate hai.](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/umeed-nahi-fir-bi-jiye-jate-hai.html) Umeed nahi fir bi jiye jate hai.. khali hai bottle fir bi piye jate hai., Himmat to dekho hamari... Response aata nehi fir bhi sms kiye jate hai.... 37. [Success formula](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/success-formula.html) Success Formula, B sweet as honey B regular as clock B fresh as rose B soft as tissue B hard as rock & B sure as death 39. [Have a happy and a memorable holiday!](https://sms4smile.com/new-year-sms/have-a-happy-and-a-memorable-holiday.html) New Year is a time for celebration of love, of life, of Friendship. Therefore, it is the time to thank God for the wonderful friends, and to bring to their lives as much magic as they bring to ours. Have a happy and a memorable holiday! 41. [Yoga affect on drinking habbit](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/yoga-affect-on-drinking-habbit.html) A yoga class joke where the teacher's advice produces unexpected drinking results. Yoga teacher to a woman: Has yoga any effect over your husband's drinking habit? Woman: Yes, Yes !! An amazing effect !! Now he drinks the whole bottle standing upside down over his head. 43. [May This Halloween ...](https://sms4smile.com/halloween-sms/may-this-halloween.html) May This Halloween be as bright as ever. May this Halloween bring joy, health and wealth to you. May the festival of lights brighten up you and your near and dear ones lives. May this Halloween bring in u the most brightest and choicest happiness and love you have ever Wished for. May this Halloween \[…\] 45. [Ramadan Mubarak Wishes, SMS and Duas 2027](https://sms4smile.com/ramadan-sms/wish-u-a-very-happy-ramadan-mubarak.html) Text these Ramadan Mubarak wishes to family, friends and colleagues as the new moon is sighted, with Sehri and Iftar reminders and duas for the last ten nights too. Pick a message, add the person's name and send it with your own salaam. Ramadan Mubarak wishes May this Ramadan bring joy, health and barakah to \[…\] 47. [If marriages are made in heaven](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/if-marriages-are-made-in-heaven.html) A quick Q&A about what is made in heaven vs. what is made in hell. Q: If marriages are made in heaven, than what are made in Hell? Answer: The days after marriage! 49. [May This Diwali be as bright as ever.](https://sms4smile.com/diwali-sms/may-this-diwali-be-as-bright-as-ever.html) May This Diwali be as bright as ever. May this Diwali bring joy, health and wealth to you. May the festival of lights brighten up you and your near and dear ones lives. May this Diwali bring in u the most brightest and choicest happiness and love you have ever Wished for. May this Diwali \[…\] 51. [Exercise Is Hell Just Sleep Well..;)](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/exercise-is-hell-just-sleep-well.html) A Rabbit Runs,Jumps & Lives Only For 15 yrs. While a Turtle Doesn't Run Does Nothing. Yet lives for 300 yrs. Moral: Exercise Is Hell Just Sleep Well..;) Good Night :-) 53. [Why would I bring you chocolate](https://sms4smile.com/love-sms/why-would-i-bring-you-chocolate.html) My valentine: Why would I bring you chocolate when you are the treat. My valentine: Why would I bring you flowers when your smell is what's sweet. My valentine: Why would I buy you a card when the words can be heard through me. My valentine: Why would I take you out some place when \[…\] 55. [My sweet honey](https://sms4smile.com/ascii-sms/my-sweet-honey.html) An ASCII art SMS — a small visual message for your sweet honey. .-. .-.-. .-. ! " ! " ! "-..-"'-..-" MY SWEET HONEY! 57. [Ladies hostel caught Fire](https://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/ladies-hostel-caught-fire.html) Ladies hostel caught Fire It took 1 hour to bring the Fire under control & another 3 hrs 2 bring d Firemen under control. 59. [Two Guys Are Chatting..](https://sms4smile.com/anniversary-sms/two-guys-are-chatting.html) Two Guys Are Chatting.. Guy A: "I'm Going To Bring My Wife To Australia For Our 20th Anniversary." Guy B: "Oh.. That's Cool. What About Ur 25th Anniversary?" Guy A: "I Will Go Back To Australia To Bring Her Back." :) 61. [The best part of our small life are friends](https://sms4smile.com/friendship-sms/the-best-part-of-our-small-life-are-friends.html) So many straws, in 1 milk shake glass So many fight, for thori si pepsi So many hands, in 1 chips pack So many friends, on 1 bench So much laughter, on 1 stupid joke So many phone calls, on birthday night So many hugs, for 1 little worry So many tears, for 1 little \[…\] 63. [Where the HELL Is LOVE in Taj Mahal ?](https://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/where-the-hell-is-love-in-taj-mahal.html) A history fact check that dismantles the romantic story behind the Taj Mahal. TAJ MAHAL the symbol of love.. but the other lesser known facts: 1) Mumtaz was shahjahans 4th wife out of his 7 wives. 2) Shahjahan killed mumtaz's husband to marry her. 3) Mumtaz died in her 14th delivery. 4) He then married \[…\] 65. [Happy New Year My Wife: Wishes & Messages for Wife](https://sms4smile.com/new-year-sms/to-the-best-wife-happy-new-year.html) For the woman who kept the house, the family and you going all year. Choose a romantic, thankful, prayerful or short Happy New Year message for your wife, or one in Roman Urdu. Romantic Happy New Year wishes for wife Happy New Year! To the best wife, mother, lover and friend. 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